Global Desertification: I am accumulating merit in another world

No, my Lord.

Have you forgotten the poor subordinates in the alley?

Just leave us like that?

They looked at each other, and felt a rare sense of sympathy and sharing weal and woe.

What?

追呗

What else can I do?

The master you choose will be pampered by you even if you run your legs off.

Shen Lishu left the city gate

A handsome man dressed in a solemn manner came to Tanzhou City. The figure he had been thinking about day and night disappeared.

Xiao Mu was so angry that he laughed.

It's been three years. She could come to Wusu City to visit me in a moment.

But she never came once.

Even the communicator only replies to one message every ten days or half a month.

Mr. Wen and his friends thought they were abandoned and they kept sighing.

He wants to speak but stops, he stops talking but he desires again.

It implies that as a man, one should learn to humble himself and save more for dowry.

Xiao Mu was angry, a woman's heart is like a needle in the sea

I believe in your evil!

It is better to believe that a sow can climb a tree than to believe what Shen Lishu says.

Sow: [? Did I provoke you? ]

"Chase."

Xiao Mu ordered calmly, catch up with her and break her legs.

In the evening, Xiaoman and Lin Chen, whose legs left afterimages, finally caught up with Shen Lishu.

Looking at the man in front of me with afro, dark skin and leopard fur.

Two panting subordinates

Small head, big question mark

"Is this...really our master?"

Xiaoman clenched the dagger and was ready to attack. Who the hell is this monster? He stabbed her!

Shen Lishu quickly took out his signature long whip with a white handkerchief stuck on it, "Don't... don't do it."

Her whip is the only one of its kind in the world.

Xiaoman's eyes suddenly lit up, "Master, no one will recognize you with this transformation!"

She will do the same next time she goes on a mission!

Tiandao's small head has a big question mark

[No, sister, are you serious? ]

Isn't Shen Lishu's non-mainstream black girl look really scary?

The three of them checked into an inn outside Huizhou City before dark.

Don't ask why you don't go into the city.

The reason I ask is that I don’t want the three hundred taels to go to someone else.

The innkeeper was a plump lady who looked very amiable.

But seeing Shen Lishu, even the most knowledgeable people would tremble in their hearts and ask hesitantly:

"My three guests, are we going to stay overnight or stay in the hotel?"

Shen Lishu waved her hand and said, "Only children make choices, adults want them all!"

The corners of the proprietress' mouth twitched, and she raised her voice and said, "Three rooms upstairs!"

"Two rooms," Xiaoman said shyly, "I'll keep watch for the master tonight."

Lin Chen looked like he was thinking, "Three rooms, no shortage of money."

"That's great!" The lady boss's eyes lit up, "Five taels of silver."

so expensive?

Lin Chen blurted out, "Why don't you go and rob it!"

The fat lady boss's smile disappeared, and she quietly took out a kitchen knife from under the counter...

Shen Lishu stopped Lin Chen and asked, "Aren't you rich?"

No matter how rich you are, you can't be so wasteful.

Lin Chen's throat choked. Seeing Xiaoman's mocking look, he immediately became excited and said, "Here!"

He took out ten taels of silver and threw it to the proprietress, "No need for change."

The lady boss smiled brightly, "Oh my! This young man is so handsome and has such an extraordinary bearing!"

As she led the three people upstairs, she stayed close to Lin Chen with great enthusiasm.

Not only did she rub him with her big breasts intentionally or unintentionally, but there was also a hint of mystery in her eyes, "Hey, bro, do we need any special services?

I'll get you a picture album and you can pick one out. We have all kinds of items, I guarantee you'll be satisfied!"

Lin Chen didn't react at first, but by the time he realized what she was saying, his face had turned red.

"No, no need."

Shen Lishu was very interested. "What kind are there? Are there any with eight-pack abs?"

The proprietress immediately abandoned Lin Chen, turned around and hugged Shen Lishu's arm, showing a smile of a fellow traveler.

"Yes, there are also ones with big pectoral muscles!"

Xiaoman suddenly frowned and looked at her flat belly.

Can women...train their abdominal muscles?

Lin Chen looked at Shen Lishu shyly. He really had this...

"Then come two..."

"no!"

Xiaoman and Lin Chen rarely agree on anything.

"Master, abdominal muscles... I have them too."

It's roar!

Shen Lishu's eyes sparkled, "Then forget it."

Why watch paid ones when there are free ones?

The room is not big, but clean and tidy.

After going downstairs and eating, Shen Lishu went straight back to his room and lay down.

Just as I was dozing off, the door was gently opened.

A figure walked in.

Shen Lishu didn't even raise his eyelids, but raised his palm

A soft top of hair was stuffed into the palm of my hand.

After completing the process, Xiaoman did not leave, but looked at her with a red face.

Ok?

Shen Lishu suddenly opened his eyes

The first thing you see is Xiaoman, who is wearing a light blue dress. The tulle just covers the key parts of her body, revealing her fair and delicate waist.

The abdomen is white and flawless, the muscles are well-proportioned and firm, and the vest line is clearly visible.

Her long hair was tied with only a ribbon, and was faintly moist.

The beauty's face is flushed, shy and timid

"Master, the night is long. May I warm your bed for you?"

? ? ? ?

Shen Lishu's expression gradually changed from confusion to sudden realization and then to extreme horror.

His face turned red to blue, blue to purple, and purple to red.

Finally, a conclusion was reached.

Xiaoman might like me, and it's the kind of love between men and women.

Shen Lishu was frightened, his hands trembled and he backed away tremblingly.

"No, no, no, no thanks!"

Hahaha! Tiandao almost laughed out loud

Laughing and thumping the ground while gloating over other's misfortunes

[Shen Lishu, you have come to this day too, hahahaha! ]

[If you say that again, I’ll blast you…]

Tiandao muted his microphone manually, indignant, [threatening me again. 】

Seeing that the attack missed, Xiaoman was not discouraged, but proudly puffed out her belly.

"Master, look, I can also train my abdominal muscles."

Shen Lishu trembled, "Xiao, Xiaoman, I admit that you are very beautiful, but I like boys..."

"Master, please don't be so strict about gender." Xiaoman was delighted to be praised for her good looks.

"I……"

Shen Lishu was silent.

There is a swear word that I don’t know whether I should say or not.

You and I have no grudge against each other, why do you have to treat me like a lesbian?

The strange feeling coming from Xiaoman finally came true.

This girl really likes girls!

The person I like is myself.

Just ask Liu Neng, is it okay if your love rival is your master?

Shen Lishu was covered in goose bumps. He used both emotional and logical appeals to persuade the man to go back to his room.

Tian Dao: [It is actually a combination of coaxing and deceiving with righteous words. ]

[Stop laughing.] Shen Lishu collapsed on the bed, wiping the sweat from his forehead, his eyes were empty, and his whole body exuded a faint sense of death.

Tired, destroy it.

There was another slight noise from the door.

Lin Chen walked in wearing a snow-white robe.

His hair was loose and his clothes were open, revealing his wheat-colored chest. His muscles were firm and strong. Water droplets slid down his chest and flowed into the mysterious triangle area.

The whole person exudes an extremely seductive sexiness.

Shen Lishu turned his head blankly, and his empty eyes suddenly emitted an astonishing light.

My waist and legs are no longer sore.

The mental blow brought to him by Xiaoman was completely forgotten.

The whole person yearns for a better life even more.

Shen Lishu opened his lustful eyes and looked at Lin Chen with greed.

His hands were ready to move, and his attitude was completely different from when he saw Xiaoman just now.

"Lin Chen, is there something you need from me so late at night?"

Lin Chen sat down gently beside the couch and moved closer to let her see more clearly.

"Master...I came to ask about tomorrow's schedule."

"Oh, oh, itinerary, whatever."

The restless hands have already tentatively touched the chest.

Lin Chen is a male Bodhisattva, what did he do wrong? He just wanted me to touch his abdominal muscles.

He doesn't want my money or my sex.

Tiandao's little head has a big question mark: "Are you sure he doesn't want you?"

Shen Lishu ruthlessly pushed him aside and touched Lin Chen's chest all over.

He didn't notice Lin Chen's red face at all.

I've seen lustful people, but I've never seen such lustful people

Xiao Xiaochen stood with his head held high, ready to go.

Shen Lishu was touching Lin Chen vigorously when he suddenly heard a moan coming out of Lin Chen's hoarse voice.

"What do you think?" His voice was full of infinite temptation, like encouragement and invitation.

Shen Lishu lowered his head, his eyes fixed on the abdominal muscles faintly visible under his clothes, and answered subconsciously:

"Very good."

She realized something was wrong as soon as she said it. She looked up and saw Lin Chen staring at her with burning eyes, his face flushed and his neck thick, as if he was enduring something.

Shen Lishu was stunned

Ruined……

I touched too hard and lost myself in lust.

Oh my God, Shen Lishu held her head in her hands. What on earth had she done!

The room was silent for a moment, with only the sound of two people breathing intertwined.

Shen Lishu's heart trembled, his face felt slightly hot, and he said awkwardly: "Yes, you touched me yourself."

She is the one who is putting the blame on others.

Lin Chen also came back to his senses and realized that he could no longer bear it.

He quickly turned around and said softly, "It's late, Master, please go to bed early."

After saying that, he left as if running for his life.

Watching his back disappear at the door, Shen Lishu stroked his chest gently.

so far so good

He didn't do anything worse than an animal.

I lay back on the bed, tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep.

Suddenly, the door opened again

Shen Lishu is numb

Is there some magic in her room? Why do so many people come to her?

Tiandao silently complained: [Is it possible that you have magical powers? 】

Shen Lishu lay on the bed without moving. Let whoever wants to love him do whatever he wants. He was tired.

The result of not moving and not looking is

A kitchen knife suddenly crossed my neck.

Hmm... a little cold and smells of garlic

"Did you cut the garlic?" Shen Lishu asked calmly, without any emotion.

The man in black's expression froze, and then he hummed in a rough voice.

"Stop talking nonsense and take out all the valuables on you!"

Xiaoman and Lin Chen kicked the door open with their weapons raised, "Master, this is a shady shop!"

A group of big men rushed out and surrounded them.

Shen Lishu opened his eyes and calmly pointed at the kitchen knife on his neck.

"understood."

Ah...this...she is so pitiful.

Xiaoman feels very sorry for this man in black

Lin Chen even had the urge to turn around and leave.

The man in black, “?”

No, don’t you worry about your own master?

"Hand over your valuables, or I'll kill you!"

Shen Lishu sighed slowly and gently pushed the kitchen knife away.

"Madam, I have a very good temper."

God's way of destroying the stage, [vomit]

"But you may not know that I hate it most when people make fun of my neck."

The fat lady boss, whose identity was exposed, smiled evilly, "Who is kidding you?"

As he spoke, the kitchen knife moved a little closer.

Shen Lishu sighed

Shen Lishu is helpless

Shen Lishu is puzzled

There is a road to heaven, but you don't take it. Why do you have to rush to seek death?

But she is a very kind person, so of course she would help him.

"Then I won't be polite."

Xiaoman Lin Chen showed sympathy and could not bear to look at it.

Shen Lishu poured spiritual energy into his hands, then grabbed the kitchen knife and crushed it with force.

A good kitchen knife was crushed into powder in an instant.

The lady boss was so frightened that she was stunned. She had met a tough guy...

Shen Lishu suddenly jumped up, jumped off the bed, grabbed the fat proprietress's arm and swung it hard.

The two hundred-pound body hit the ground with a dull sound.

Shen Lishu rushed over and kicked, "I told you not to strangle me!

Don’t you know that I hate it most when someone touches my neck?

I have no comrades in arms with anyone who strangles me!"

Familiar formula, familiar strength.

It’s just that the person who bears it is unfamiliar.

Shen Lishu's strength is inhumane. The proprietress fainted after just a few hits.

She waved her hand, brushed her hair, and sat aside to rest.

Xiaoman and Lin Chen came in, wiping their bloody swords, "Master, everyone outside has been dealt with."

"Okay then, drag him in and ask him where he got it from."

what?

This……

Xiaoman and Lin Chen looked at each other, and neither of them moved.

Even hiding the dagger behind his back out of guilt

Shen Lishu realized it later and said incredulously, "Could it be that you didn't leave any survivors?"

Xiaoman was silent. She was a killer and had no habit of leaving anyone alive.

Lin Chen was silent. He was a general. His job in the battlefield was to kill the enemy. Leaving them alive meant he was tired of living.

Shen Lishu also fell silent. She didn't go out at all.

Silence is Cambridge tonight.

Finally, the three of them turned their attention to the proprietress who had fainted.

This might be... the only survivor.

Shen Lishu gave an order

Xiaoman kidnapped people and Lin Chen poured water on them.

The proprietress who died before she could accomplish her mission woke up slowly.

Shen Lishu smiled sweetly and gave her a puppet talisman.

The proprietress's eyes glazed over for a moment.

It's not as useful as this for interrogation.

"Who are you? Where are you from? Why do you want to open a black shop? How long have you been running it? How many people have you killed?"

This time, there were so many problems that the puppet almost crashed when seeing the proprietress.

After a long pause, he finally spoke:

“We are from Kongjiazhai, and we live in the mountains outside the city.

The King of Qingli started out as a bandit, and we want to learn from her.

The inn has been open here for more than half a year, and the number of people killed... is too numerous to count."

Oh, this proprietress can count to ten at most.

Shen Lishu shook his legs. Oh, what a coincidence.

She is the Queen of Qingli

She is also a bandit.

"Let's go and see who is brave enough to cause trouble under the nose of the originator of bandits."

Yes, that's what she does.

When colleagues meet, it's either you or I.

Shen Lishu took Xiaoman and Lin Chen up the mountain overnight.

Following the proprietress, I found Kongjiazhai.

At this time, the sky brightens and the sun just jumps up from the horizon, starting a day of office life.

Shen Lishu looked at the bald man in the village and fell silent.