Global Desertification: I am accumulating merit in another world

I thought that by tricking Shen Lishu into coming into the house, I could bully him like he had been bullied before.

Little did he know that bringing this guy into the house would be the beginning of his nightmare.

Disaster, wherever you go, you are a disaster...

A dreamless night till dawn

The breeze blew up the wisteria flowers, and the petals fell to the ground, as if a purple blanket was spread on the ground.

“The weather changes so quickly!”

Shen Lishu stood by the window and watched the girl in white dancing with a sword in the yard. Her hair was flying and her movements were smooth, which was extremely pleasing to the eyes.

"It's cold in the morning and evening now, so please take care of yourself, Master."

Xiaoman put on Shen Lishu's outer robe while blocking her view without leaving a trace.

Shen Lishu turned around in shock, his pupils shrank slightly, and then he immediately jumped three meters away.

"Well...I'm hot-tempered, not cold."

Shen Lishu had just finished speaking, but was afraid that Xiaoman would think too much, so he added, "You know, I'm not afraid of the cold."

She has fire spiritual roots and has already reached the foundation-building stage, so she is really not afraid of the cold.

When he turned around, Lin Shiyu had already put away her sword and was standing outside through the window, with a look of mockery that seemed to see through everything.

Shen Lishu was startled by her, "Oh my god! When did you come here?"

Like a ghost, there was no sound at all.

Lin Shiyu rolled her eyes while holding the sword.

"You can watch me practice swordplay, but you can't watch you guys do lesbian things?"

This one sentence completely broke Shen Lishu's defense, and he pointed at himself and said loudly:

"I am a woman like an eagle! I am a woman, but I love men!"

Lin Shiyu: "What's the matter?"

Shen Lishu...

I'm singing birds and smelling flowers all the way

……

In the spacious dining room of the main courtyard, Tuoba Yan sat at the lower table, looking at Shen Lishu with a resentful expression.

I remembered the tragic beginning not long ago.

Shen Lishu and his two followers walked out with the momentum of 2.58 million

He walked in behind Lin Shiyu with a heroic and high-spirited look.

First, he kicked me away from the main seat without saying a word, and then sat down in his own seat.

"I don't mind you eating my food, why do you want to take my seat?"

This was the last stubbornness of the Turkic king who had been strong all his life, and it was related to his dignity in front of his subordinates!

Shen Lishu sat at the top, waiting for her meal calmly, and used the same words that Lin Shiyu had just used to criticize her.

"What happened?"

Tuoba Yan: Dead...

After a moment, he came back to life and yelled, "Because this is my home!"

Shen Lishu: "What's the matter?"

Tuoba Yan... It's so hard for me to meet this female evil star

"Puchi!" Lin Chen and Xiaoman couldn't help laughing out loud.

Soon he sat up straight, not looking away, under Tuoba Yan's increasingly resentful gaze.

"What about them? Why do two servants occupy the guest seats?" Tuoba Yan was filled with indignation.

Shen Lishu was calm: "Oh, they are not servants, but your guests. They are just right for you to sit in."

Tuoba Yan died...

He stretched out a trembling hand and pinched his philtrum. It took him a long time to react.

Lin Shiyu sat below and said nothing, pretending not to see anything.

She finally realized that the Turkic king she assisted was completely unable to do anything to Shen Lishu.

Tianke!

You can't beat him, you can't talk him out, you invited the plague god yourself, so you have to bear the consequences

Lin Shiyu even felt a little gloating.

Soon, the butler led a group of people to serve breakfast.

This time he learned his lesson and checked each dish again and again before placing it on the table tremblingly.

Tuoba Yan stopped talking, quickly got up and sat down.

He picked up the bowl and chopsticks and performed a move of an evil ghost pouncing on food.

No matter what it is, just put it in your mouth. Even the chopsticks will leave afterimages when you wave them around.

The whole thing was like a starving ghost who was reincarnated, as if he was afraid that he would not have enough food if he was a step slower.

“Oh… God…”

Shen Lishu was just about to eat, and his eyes widened when he saw this scene.

The hand holding the chopsticks trembled, and then...

A pair of good chopsticks fell to the ground

"That's not the case..."

Shen Lishu was completely stunned when he saw Tuoba Yan like this, and even fell into deep doubt.

Is this...really the Turkic king and not the reincarnation of a starving ghost?

So you are this kind of Tuoba Yan...

Lin Chen and Xiaoman were not panicked at all. They even quickly grabbed a few dishes and placed them in front of Shen Lishu.

"Master, eat quickly!"

They were both trained among a group of livestock and were used to snatching food.

Shen Lishu glanced at Lin Shiyu in a daze, "You...don't care?"

Lin Shiyu calmly ate the two dishes in front of her, as if she was used to it.

"I'm used to it. It's been like this for three years. I can't control it. Eating is like my life."

three years ago……

Shen Lishu looked thoughtful.

Could it be... that she caused this again...

Ouch...sin, sin...

When he was distracted, Tuoba Yan had finished eating. He put down his bowl and chopsticks and was staring at the food in front of Shen Lishu fiercely.

The hands placed underneath were ready to move, as if they were ready to fight to the death.

Bah!

This bastard still wants to steal!

Shen Lishu stopped having wild thoughts and glared at him fiercely. Kai Xuan!

The whole team is full of fighting spirit, let’s go for it!

Eat it.

Tuoba Yan shrank subconsciously when he saw her eyes. He suddenly felt a dull pain in his anus, and his restless heart died down.

Forget it, I can’t afford to offend the female evil spirit, so I won’t bother with her!

As the saying goes, the food that people rush to eat tastes the best.

While Shen Lishu was showing off, Lin Shiyu also obviously sped up.

They all ate their fill after this meal.

The four of them lay on chairs, holding their stomachs to digest their food.

Tuoba Yan felt very disappointed when he saw that there was no food on the table.

It’s all the fault of that damn Shen Lishu!

What happened to me in the Shen Mansion left me with a very deep shadow.

Especially the feeling of being hungry is still fresh in my memory.

So every time I see food, I can't help but stuff it into my mouth.

After eating and drinking, Tuoba Yan slipped away. As for asking Shen Lishu and the others to return to the servants' room, he didn't dare to say a word.

Otherwise, he was afraid that his next meal would turn into a toad again.

On this side, Shen Lishu naturally got the treatment of living in the guest house.

After all, she didn't want outsiders living in her yard.

Lin Shiyu sent a bunch of maids and servants with only one order: keep a close eye on her!

So, Shen Lishu went to the toilet and a dozen people gathered around and watched.

He was stretching in the yard, with a dozen people watching him.

Climbing trees in the garden, another group of people gathered around to watch.

Well, I originally wanted to find out the enemy situation and take the opportunity to steal some intelligence, but there was no progress for the whole morning.

Shen Lishu was so angry that he laughed

Good

very good

If you want to play it this way, I'll use magic.

"Lin Chen, Xiao Man, come on, I'll take you to the streets to shop."

"Ah, this is not good."

Lin Chen said "not good" but ran as fast as he could.

He saw that his master took something from Lin Shiyu's study and left. Anyway, it was not his own money.

Just make it!

As soon as Shen Li left the house with his two followers like the King of Book Mountain, Tuoba Yan got the news.

"Quick, quick, quick! Close the door and don't let them in!"

Shen Lishu and the other two walked from the east to the west of the city, and then from the south to the north.

The four city gates are strictly guarded and only allow entry but not exit.

Only a team of military vehicles could enter and exit freely. It could be seen that the vehicles were loaded with things, and looked mysterious.

"Master..." Lin Chen's eyes were filled with worry.

Shen Lishu shook his head and looked away, "It's okay."

"Let's continue shopping."

The three of them walked into a cloth shop.

The proprietress' eyes lit up. Judging from the looks and demeanor of these three people, they were definitely wealthy people!

"What do you three need, gentlemen?"

Shen Lishu first looked around, then pointed at a piece of rough paper-colored cloth and said:

“All the colors of this fabric—don’t want them.

The rest, thirty pieces of each color, will be packed and sent to the palace."

"This... I'm afraid our store doesn't have that much stock."

The lady boss was a little hesitant. According to her, there must be at least a thousand pieces of cloth, and her small shop doesn't have that much...

What's more, the times are tough these days. What if he's a scammer and asks for so much at once?

Shen Lishu took out a seal and threw it to the proprietress, "It's okay if there's not enough goods, just pack as much as you have.

Make a list of the bills, stamp them, and then send them to the palace in the east of the city to get the money."

The proprietress took the seal and looked at it. Tuoba Yan?

The hesitation on his face disappeared instantly, and he was filled with smiles.

"The girl is a straightforward person. I will go and count the goods for you right away."

The proprietress quickly closed the door and called all the employees to help.

Whoops!

With such a big customer, she doesn't care about other small orders.

Besides, the goods are sold out, so even if customers come again, there will be nothing to sell.

After coming out of the cloth shop, Shen Lishu turned around and went into the jewelry store to do a lot of shopping.

Shen Lishu had a very satisfying afternoon shopping.

The housekeeper in the mansion fell into deep thought as he looked at the pile of bills.

This... My private seal was only given to Miss Lin, why did she buy so many things?

Although I thought about it more, it wasn't much.

The butler was puzzled for a moment before settling the bill and asking someone to deliver the things to Miss Lin's yard.

Lin Shiyu was not at home, and mountains of goods were placed in the yard.

So Shen Lishu got the upper hand. He just waved his hand and collected them all!

The sky gradually darkened, and Tuoba Yan just returned home when he heard the shocking news.

"What did you say? I spent twenty thousand taels in one afternoon!" Tuoba Yan made a sharp sound.

Lin Shiyu quickly shook her head, "Grandpa and I were together this afternoon, this is not mine!

Someone must have stolen the seal you gave me, and that person should still be in your house."

As soon as the words fell, the two looked at each other and fell silent.

Obviously they all wondered who could have such courage and ability.

Tuoba Yan turned his head and glared at the butler, "Didn't I tell you not to let those three people in?"

"I didn't let them go. Besides, I haven't seen them all afternoon!" The butler was almost crying.

Where did the master get this female bandit? Why is she acting so unreasonably?

As they were talking, Shen Lishu and the other two came over, looked at the scene in the house, and smiled sweetly.

"Hey, what's going on? Tuoba Yan, the door to your house might be broken. No matter how hard I knock, it won't open."

"Then how did you get in?" Tuoba Yan stared at her closely, his eyes spitting fire.

Shen Lishu spread out his hands, "I thought your door was broken, so I'll help you fix it."

Bang!

Two huge vermilion-painted bronze doors suddenly appeared in the yard, one on the left and one on the right, like two slaps slapping Tuoba Yan in the face.

Lin Shiyu's face turned green, "You tore down the gate of the mansion!"

"What's the matter?"

Tuoba Yan's chest heaved up and down with anger. Today's three consecutive blows made him completely lose his mind.

"I am going to kill you!"

Shen Lishu rubbed his wrist and knocked the man away with one punch. He was stuck to the wall and couldn't be knocked down.

"Oops, my hand slipped."

Lin Shiyu's mouth twitched, and she looked at the large-character mural on the wall with sympathy.

"Shen Lishu, what on earth do you want to do?"

"As the ruler of Qingli, you are here in Turkic territory. Aren't you afraid that you will never be able to return?"

Shen Lishu clapped his hands and said, "That's very well said. I'm a little scared now."

"I heard that you cooperated with Prince Jing? But the King of Qingli suddenly appeared in your territory and was a guest of honor. What do you think...if Prince Jing knew..."

Lin Shiyu's pupils shrank. "Since you know this, why don't you go back to your Qingli Kingdom? Aren't you afraid that Prince Jing will send someone to kill you?"

"Our cooperation cannot be destroyed by your little tricks!"

"Then let's wait and see." Shen Lishu went straight into the house and found a chair to sit down.

Alas, why doesn’t she understand? I never intended to disrupt the cooperation.

Lin Shiyu rolled her eyes, completely breaking off relations with him. She frantically communicated with her system in her heart.

[System, have you figured out this person's origins? ]

[No, but I am sure she is definitely not a tasker. She does not have the aura of a system.]

Lin Shiyu was thoughtful... [I remember I still have two more chances to read minds.]

[You want to use it on her? Well... it's not impossible. ]

【Try it.】

Lin Shiyu raised her lips and smiled, then slowly stood up to pour tea for Shen Lishu and took the opportunity to approach him.

"Miss Shen is so young and yet she has achieved so much. I wonder who taught her. Even I envy your ability."

After saying that, he calmly placed his hand on Shen Lishu's shoulder.

【System, hurry up! 】

Shen Lishu didn't hide, but just turned his head to look at Lin Shiyu in confusion, thinking in his heart

[This girl has dandruff, quite a lot. How should I tell her that wood ash can remove dandruff? ]

Lin Shiyu's face twisted for a moment, and she continued listening!

She just didn't believe it, it was of no use at all!

[Also, Lin Shiyu has very dark circles under her eyes, so she can’t stay up late.]

time up!

I didn't hear anything useful!

Lin Shiyu withdrew her hand, gritted her teeth, turned around and left.

[System, do I really have dandruff? And dark circles under my eyes, but I didn't see any when I looked in the mirror this morning.]

The system asked hesitantly, [Is it possible...? ]

What kind of answer is this!

Shen Lishu propped up his head and thought, [Why is this kid angry again? ]

On the other side, Tuoba Yan was finally dug out by the chief steward and his men.

His face was bruised and swollen, his teeth were bared, and he was limping on one leg.

He limped into the dining room and sat down obediently at the lower table.

Tuoba Yan: I'm already honest, please let me go...

Shen Lishu sat for a long time, so he moved his body and changed his posture.

But Tuoba Yan suddenly knelt on the ground.

Shen Lishu was startled, "You... weren't you beaten stupid?"

Tuoba Yan looked hopeless, "Tell me...what do you want me to do to make you leave?"