Global Desertification: I am accumulating merit in another world

Soon, shirtless Turkic soldiers appeared carrying a huge flag.

The flag slowly unfolded, with the words: SURRENDER!!!

The two big characters were written crookedly, but they were huge.

Shen Lishu has good eyesight and can see the two words clearly.

I was completely stunned and began to doubt my life.

This……

My brain is really full of water...

Is it really flooded?

Tiandao was rolling on the ground laughing, [Hahahaha!

I know, I know what happened, he was simply frightened by your beating, hahahaha! 】

Lin Shiyu once said to Tuoba Yan: If you can't beat them, join them!

He deeply agreed with this. He had lost all his dignity long ago and even now his anus still hurts when he poops.

If we can't afford to offend, we won't offend.

Shen Lishu twitched her lips and took out a loud speaker, "Tuoba Yan - I don't accept trash!!!"

When Tuoba Yan heard this, he bent his legs, knelt down and kowtowed without hesitation, shouting heartbreakingly.

"Mom!!!! I'm your long-lost son!!"

Shen Lishu's body trembled, obviously frightened.

Tuoba Yan, has he lost all his dignity...

No matter what, since the other party is willing to surrender, I can't be stingy.

"Open the city gate!"

Shen Lishu led a group of officials and appeared at the city gate with great domineering manner.

Tuoba Yan slid down on his knees in a very humble manner and said, "Mother - my son was wrong!"

"Okay, okay, I don't have a son that big!"

Shen Lishu was disgusted to death.

"Just because it didn't happen before doesn't mean it won't happen in the future. From now on, I will be your most loyal dog!

Point and bite, Wang! ! "

Still prosperous? What the hell is prosperous?

But... maybe he is actually useful...

Shen Lishu's eyes rolled and he threw a porcelain bottle to him.

"Come, drink it, and from now on you will be your mother's great son."

Tuoba Yan hesitated for a moment, then gritted his teeth and gave it a try!

He took the bottle and drank it without saying a word.

It’s so fishy!

It's blood...

Tuoba Yan swallowed it with difficulty and called "mom" again with tears in his eyes.

"Be good and get up." Shen Lishu felt the thread controlling Tuoba Yan in his mind, and his smile deepened.

As her cultivation level increased, the number of people that could be controlled by the mother-and-child chain beads increased to nine, and Tuoba Yan was honored to have taken a position.

"Come in with me."

After saying that, Shen Lishu turned around and went into the city.

Xiao Mu was behind her, he took out a jade pendant from his body, and said to Tuoba Yan expressionlessly: "Call me daddy, this is a meeting gift."

Tuoba Yan......

Speechless to nothing

He had no way to deal with Shen Lishu, but he...

"father!"

This dad is loud and servile.

Xiao Mu was very satisfied and happily gave him the jade pendant with a deeper smile on his lips.

Is this... possible?

Lin Chen came down from the city wall and happened to see this scene. He rummaged around for a long time and took out a small wooden sword and walked up to Tuoba Yan.

"Be good and call me daddy."

Tuoba Yan... "???????"

I remember that Lin Chen had also been with Shen Lishu.

Yes, another male favorite...

I have a pretty good appearance and a noble family background, so how come I can't compare to them?

Why, Shen Lishu discriminates against people from other countries when choosing male lovers?

Although he felt wronged, Tuoba Yan still called him dad obediently.

Lin Chen immediately smiled and gave him the small wooden sword, "Be good, this is a meeting gift!"

Tuoba Yan stopped playing with this thing when he was three years old, but he still accepted it obediently and looked happy.

I was extremely speechless.

Zhou Aotian scratched his big bald head

This... can really work!

So he rummaged around in his body, took out half a piece of snack that his son had left over, and stood in front of Tuoba Yan.

"Good boy, call me daddy."

Tuoba Yan...

Tuoba Yan's entire body was torn apart...

With his looks, can he be a male concubine?

What kind of vision does Shen Lishu have!!!

I am much better than him!

Tuoba Yan simply gave up and shouted "Dad!!!" in an extremely loud voice.

"What are you doing?" Shen Lishu walked for a while and found that Tuoba Yan didn't catch up, so he turned around to look at him.

"No, it's nothing."

Tuoba Yan followed with an expressionless face, touched the gift in his arms, and felt a toothache.

Everyone returned to the city, and Shen Lishu took Tuoba Yan to his study.

The whole person was leaning on the chair as if he had no bones, with a pair of white and tender feet dangling on the armrest.

Xiao Mu frowned and walked forward without saying a word.

She gently put on Shen Lishu's shoes, put her legs together, and smoothed her skirt to cover her legs.

Tuoba Yan stared at this scene with wide eyes, indicating that he had learned something.

He finally realized the gap between himself and others.

Shen Lishu felt numb...and uncomfortable all over.

cough!

"Um, Tuoba Yan, what exactly do you mean by making such a fuss today?"

"Of course I respect you, my Lord. My admiration for you is like a surging river..."

Shen Lishu glanced over and said in a dangerous tone,

"speak English."

Tuoba Yan immediately corrected his attitude.

"Okay, if I can't beat you, then I'll join you. The environment outside our Great Wall is too harsh.

I just want my subjects to have a comfortable and stable place to live."

Shen Lishu covered his forehead and asked, "Are you used to this life?"

Tuoba Yan paused and said honestly, "I'm not used to it."

The subordinates love to eat meat, but there is not so much meat for them in the Central Plains.

So they had no choice but to eat the two-legged sheep, which was not a glorious thing to do.

Shen Lishu took out a map, pointed to a place and said:

"Look here, isn't it closer than coming to Central Plains?"

"Why do we have to focus on this little place in the Central Plains? If we go further north, there is a large new territory there.

Not only are there abundant water and grass resources, the environment is also good, and most importantly, the natives there are still uncivilized. Wouldn't it be better for you to give full play to your strengths than in the Central Plains?"

Tuoba Yan stared at the small dot without blinking. This was something he had never thought of before.

He had never been there...

But opening up new territories is such an interesting thing.

Nowadays, in the Central Plains, our own people are beating each other up, and we are almost shitting ourselves.

But what is the result?

The population in the Central Plains dropped sharply, with only one in ten remaining.

Nine out of ten households are empty.

The entire society is regressing rapidly.

Especially in the west, countless people are served on the table every day.

Frying, steaming, boiling, various flavors.

Tuoba Yan's heart seemed to have been peeled off a thick layer of fog, and everything became clear.

It's all about eating, and eating outsiders is always better than eating your own people.

Just as I was thinking about it, my head was suddenly hit by a big bump.

Shen Lishu frowned and said, "I warn you, don't eat your own kind again!

Otherwise, don’t blame me for being rude! "

"If you want to go to war, I can provide your army with food and fodder."

Shen Lishu's mental power tightly grasped the string that controlled Tuoba Yan.

This guy needs to be taught a lesson.

Tuoba Yan was in so much pain that he broke out in a cold sweat. "Mom! I was wrong. I won't dare to do it again!"

We don’t know what we did wrong, but the right thing to do is to admit it.

Shen Lishu ignored his pleas for mercy and continued to inflict pain on him.

"I advise you not to disobey me, otherwise, even if I am thousands of miles away, I can kill you in an instant."

Tuoba Yan was rolling on the ground in pain, unable to even utter the words to beg for mercy.

Everyone in the room just watched quietly, no one dared to speak.

Until Tuoba Yan passed out from the pain...

Shen Lishu had him carried away

Then he immediately summoned all the generals to discuss the matter.

"Now that Tuoba Yan has surrendered, how to resettle his people is a key issue," said a general.

Shen Lishu recognized this man. His surname was Li and he was a close confidant of Zhou Aotian who was promoted in recent years.

“Let’s disperse them first and assign people to supervise them to prevent any changes.

What remains is the subsequent issue of territory handover.

The news of Tuoba Yan's surrender could not be concealed

Shen Lishu must accept all of the Turks' power before they withdraw.

……

The next day, Tuoba Yan became much more obedient after waking up.

He had been waiting outside Shen Lishu's yard since early morning, following him around.

Shen Lishu washes his face and he pours water

He feeds Shen Lishu while he eats.

After being poked in the nose by food for the Nth time, Shen Lishu completely exploded.

He kicked him out of the door, "Get out!!"

Xiao Mu happened to pass by with a tray and pretended not to see it.

He put the tray on the table, opened the small cup on it, and looked gentle.

"Try the bird's nest I stewed for you."

!!!

Shen Lishu shuddered all over and pointed at the soup tremblingly, "You didn't drug it, did you?"

Xiao Mu... rolled his eyes secretly.

"I gave you a laxative, I'm going to shit to death!"

Oh, that's right.

This is Xiao Mu.

Shen Lishu breathed a sigh of relief, stroked his chest, and picked up the spoon.

Now you can eat it with confidence.

"It tastes quite good. Xiao Mu didn't expect you to have such a skill."

Unlike her, she is a kitchen scum...