HP: Hogwarts, but pro-generation

Sirius has been feeling very unlucky lately, unlucky for no reason.

He was originally sulking about Regulus entering Slytherin, but now he had no intention of caring about it at all.

Although the school had only started for less than a month, he had already been to the hospital wing several times. Every time he faced Madam Pomfrey's gaze, he wanted to shout that it was injustice.

Madame Pomfrey, the therapist responsible for the health of all teachers and students at Hogwarts, is always gentle to her patients, but she also doesn't like those naughty students who don't take their bodies seriously. In her eyes, Sirius is one of them.

"Mr. Black." Madam Pomfrey stood in front of Sirius, her shadow looming over him. Her eyes contained three parts of anger, three parts of pity, three parts of anger at his lack of resistance, and one part of confusion. She said, "Excuse me, this is the fifth time you have been hit on the head and come here. I'm afraid if this continues, I can heal your external injuries but not your brain."

"Sorry, ma'am." Sirius shifted uncomfortably while sitting on the bed. He also wanted to know how those owls could throw everything so accurately at his head.

He could understand that the things sent to James and Ender were because they were sitting very close and the owl's aim was not very good, but what about the things sent to Leir? How did it hit him from such a distance?

No one knows how he felt when he saw something belonging to Walburga in front of him, and he had to endure the nausea and give the thing to Leir... Merlin, it's so torturous.

And that Greengrass always looked at him with strange eyes, which was even more disgusting.

Sirius looked nauseous when he thought of this, he really couldn't understand why.

In the past month, his bad luck was not limited to being hit on the head by an owl. Apart from seeing Greengrass every day, he tripped over the stairs once every two days on average, and bumped into the wall for unknown reasons when wandering at night. There was even a period of time when he could not eat his Chocolate Frog, and even the Pippi Every Flavour Beans mostly tasted like booger.

Sirius now seriously suspected that there was something strange disturbing him. In order to prevent himself from being hit to death by the Owl Express, falling down the stairs, or hitting his head and bleeding to death, Sirius could not help it and he had to find out what it was.

James and the others also saw how unlucky Sirius had been recently. From the ruthless ridicule in the beginning to the later getting used to it and then to the constant worry now, they could be said to have witnessed Sirius' growth step by step.

Sirius is still in good condition now. He has been able to avoid most of the assassinations in the past month. The ones mentioned above are still unavoidable after he has fully practiced his dodging skills. As his good brothers, James and others expressed their deep sympathy for his experience.

"You really didn't do anything?"

Xia saw Sirius's bad luck, but Sirius basically didn't have much contact with her now, and even avoided her. Every time she met Sirius, he would find an excuse to leave before she could even say hello, so she didn't know what went wrong.

It's no wonder that Xia asked Ander and James. She had remembered the three people who got together during the summer vacation and wanted to play a prank on Sirius. It was reasonable for her to suspect them now. The three people who were innocently asked cried out that they were wronged.

James was the most exaggerated. He stood on the table, raised his arms and shouted, "I swear by Ender's height! This is really not us. Sirius has started to have bad luck before we can do anything!"

"Hey!" Ender grabbed James' robe and pulled it in dissatisfaction. James jumped down swiftly and gave himself a full score.

"I know you're jealous that I'm one centimeter taller than you now," Ender gestured and continued, "We didn't play a prank, but that's no reason for you to swear on my height."

Ender glared at James angrily, but when he thought that this was also James's affirmation of his height, he didn't say anything else. He just threatened James not to swear by his height again.

"What? Do you agree to let me swear on your hair?" James responded to Ender's threat with a smile, and the two men wrestled with each other. Everyone in the abandoned classroom knew that this was their way of communicating their feelings. As long as no limbs were missing, it was not a big problem.

James was obviously extremely narcissistic. He was afraid that everyone would worry that the two of them would get hurt. In the interval of expressing his feelings with Ender, he even said that even if they lost bones, he believed that Madam Pomfrey would be able to heal them.

Lily rolled her eyes after hearing this, "Oh, yes, Madam Pomfrey will ~cure~ it~"

She put down the book in her hand and said to James, who had just finished exchanging feelings, "Let Madam Pomfrey go. She is already tired enough. Isn't poor Sirius enough for her?"

Xia thought silently in her heart: You didn't let Sirius and Madam Pomfrey go either, Lily.

Lily had already guessed what was going on from their conversation. It was just that they were planning to play a prank on Remus but finally decided to target Sirius. She knew what role Remus played in this without having to think about it.

Just when she was about to finish her unfinished homework, she was shocked to find that -

There was a clear footprint on her homework.

"James Potter!"