Elves: Dark Age

Ahead of this is a simple article, please keep your brains to yourself, or don't blame me if you get poisoned (?＞w＜*?)

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"Okay, okay, that's how you play it, huh? I traveled through time while I was taking a shit? At least let me finish before I travel through time!"

In an unknown forest.

A young man in his twenties was squatting on the ground, naked, his face extremely pale!

His name is Bai Luo, and he is a human being.

I was taking a shit in the toilet and in the blink of an eye I was here. It was so sudden!

How sudden?

He didn't bring any paper...

After all, it was already in the toilet, so why should he hold it in his hands?

Isn’t it nice to use your hands to browse your phone?

But he regrets it now.

What about the butt?

You can't just not wipe it, right?

Bai Luo had a headache and then slowly turned his gaze to the phone.

cell phone:??????

Well, he wasn't that bad by nature.

After all, mobile phones are quite expensive, and it’s better to use clothes to wipe them!

What's more, this is a forest, using leaves is obviously a better choice!

I just don't know where this is? How did I get here for no apparent reason?

As Bai Luo was thinking, he casually pulled a wide and thick leaf from the side.

This is obviously the holy body that was born to wipe butts!

Will not leak!

But as soon as he picked it up, he met a pair of aggrieved eyes.

Chrysanthemum leaves: (′?皿?｀)

"Oh my gosh! White radish!!"

Bai Luo's eyes widened. He stared at Ju Caoye's aggrieved little face, and his brain was slightly frozen.

Could it be that he traveled to the elf world?

That would be great!

After all, according to the routine in the novel, people in this world probably don’t know how Eevee evolves!

If he leaks anything at that time, he can make a fortune!

Bai Luo grinned and thought while reaching his hand to his butt.

Chrysanthemum leaves:!!!∑(°Д°ノ)ノ

"Yeah ah!"

It twisted desperately!

Although I don’t know what this strange guy wants to do, the smell is really pungent!

Bai Luo came back to his senses and quickly put down the chrysanthemum leaf: "Sao Rui, you were distracted and forgot that you can't wipe your butt."

Chikorita ran away with a look of panic on her face.

It seems that he is still an introverted little guy~

Bai Luo smiled, then grabbed another leaf, thinking about wiping his butt quickly. Otherwise, if he kept being naked like this, his anus would be frozen.

However, what made him speechless was

After picking up another leaf, he looked into another pair of eyes!

Sunflower seeds: ('-'*)

"...Okay, okay, it's really hard for me to wipe my butt."

Bai Luo let the sunflower seeds go with a gloomy face.

He looked at the dense bushes nearby, thought for a moment, and shouted, "Are there any more? If not, I'll just pull them out!"

With one shout, more than a dozen elves came out of the bushes with a clatter!

In addition to chrysanthemum leaves and sunflower seeds, there are also several mimosa and cherry blossoms.

"...Okay, okay, I did a great job in this shitting performance. There are so many audiences. I'm very happy." Bai Luo said gritting his teeth.

He had lived for more than twenty years, but this was the first time he had been watched by so many people... so many elves when he was pooping!

This is truly the first time in my life!

Fortunately, there is no acquaintance here, otherwise he would have a lot of nicknames in the future!

Bai Luo wiped his butt sullenly, and just as he was about to pull up his pants, he heard a voice in his mind.

"The system that outlives the universe is being installed...

10%...

20%…”

It seems that the system necessary for time travelers has arrived.

Bai Luo was not that surprised. After all, he didn’t read so many novels in vain!

The name of this system is a bit strange.

Longer than the universe?

Shouldn't this be the system for the protagonist of the Changsheng story? How did it come to him, the protagonist of the Elf story?

But it doesn’t matter, as long as it’s a system.

Bai Luo was very content. After all, no matter what, having a system was definitely better than him exploring blindly everywhere in the dark!

But at this moment.

The system installation sound suddenly stopped, and then he asked in a daze: "Wait a minute, what are you doing?"

"Huh?" Bai Luo was stunned by the question: "I'm Bai Luo, you are my system, don't you know my name?!"

The system was silent for a moment.

"…I mean, I got the wrong person. Goodbye."

"The system that is longer than the universe is being uninstalled...

10%...

20%…”

Bai Luo:? ? ?

"No! What? What happened?"

Everyone else was dumbfounded.

Why is this system running away?

"I just found the wrong person. You are not my host, so I have to find him quickly. Otherwise, if he dies, I will be in trouble."

The system will answer every question.

"No, are you really leaving?" Bai Luo asked dumbfounded.

"Yeah, or I can just pretend to leave?"

"Then what should I do?" Bai Luo asked with a glare: "I'm unfamiliar with this place, I don't even know where to go to get out!"

"Oh, wait for me a moment."

After the system finished speaking, it was silent for a second or two, and then an arrow appeared in front of Bai Luo's eyes: "Go from there and you can get out."

Bai Luo:? ? ?

Is that what I meant?!

Seeing that the uninstallation process was almost over, Bai Luo knew that he could not keep the system, so he had no choice but to make the next best thing and said: "No, then can you at least leave me a few things? Can you give me a few Master Balls? At worst, Advanced Balls will do, and if that doesn't work, Super Balls will be fine!"

The system seems to know that it is a bit unfair.

So after hesitating for a while, he gave Bai Luo a flip phone.

Bai Luo recognized this thing, it’s an elf encyclopedia!

But the question is why give him this?

Bai Luo wanted to cry but had no tears: "No, are you kidding me? In my current situation, do I need a Pokémon illustrated book?"

What he needs is a Poké Ball that can capture Pokémons!

The system said: "Don't worry, you will definitely need it. After all, this world is full of dangers."

"It's dangerous, why don't you give me the Poké Ball?!" Bai Luo's eyes widened: "What's the point of just giving me a Pokémon Book? Are you asking me to hit them with this?!"

"No, I gave you this so that you can check the illustrated book before you die to see who killed you. Otherwise, it would be tragic if you died without knowing who killed you."

After saying this, the uninstall progress bar also completed.

Following the system's annoying "bye bye", Bai Luo's mind completely regained its peace...

Bai Luo:......

"I'm fucking you! Are you sick? If you don't want to give it to me, then don't give it to me! I'm cursing you, idiot! Please don't fucking let me meet you again! Otherwise, I'll fuck you!"

After standing there and cursing for a long time, Bai Luo finally stopped, panting.

His grandma!

This system really deserves a beating for what it said. It also let him know who killed him. Did he need it? !

I don’t know which unlucky guy has encountered such a system. For this, Bai Luo can only wish him a quick death and reincarnation.

Otherwise, it would be very uncomfortable to always have high blood pressure.

Shaking his head, Bai Luo stopped thinking about these trivial things and turned his attention to the Elf Encyclopedia.

It looks like a much wider flip phone, with red and white colors, a classic look!

When opened, the upper part is the display screen and the lower part is the buttons.

There is only one function, which is the illustration.

"This is really not ordinary simplicity."

Bai Luo looked at the illustrated book with a dark face.

He pressed his finger on the bar on the right and dragged it directly to the bottom. He wanted to see which generation this illustration recorded.

"Longing Cloud? Not bad, the eighth generation, the shortage of weight is not serious."

He is not a computer and his memory is not that good. He cannot imprint the information of all the elves in his mind and can retrieve it whenever he wants.

So naturally I hope that this illustration is as complete as possible!

Even if it is impossible to collect all generations, only the first six generations are barely acceptable!

And this illustrated book that records up to the eighth generation obviously far exceeds his expectations!

While feeling relieved, Bai Luo suddenly noticed that there was a black line next to the strip where his thumb was pressing.

It's a bit like a page turning icon.

"The second page? The ninth generation?" Bai Luo flipped through it.

He thought the second page was the ninth generation illustrated book!

But after turning it over, the overall tone of the illustration changed.

The originally brightly colored illustration suddenly turned blood red, with a few drops of blood appearing on it, causing Bai Luo's hands to tremble!

What made his heart tremble even more...

It's the elf on this page...

seemingly……

Something is not normal...