Naruto: Marrying into the Hyuga family, the reversal is hard to accept

"Quick! Pass it on, the Chief of Staff is having a stomachache!"

"Pass it on, the Chief of Staff has a sour stomach."

"Listen carefully, the Chief of Staff is jealous... who is he going to be jealous of later? It's always been everyone who's been jealous of him, okay?"

"You say... is there a possibility that he is playing a trick on the first Hokage and Madara?"

"No way... And to be honest, looking at the Chief of Staff's current state, I feel a little jealous..."

Luo Yi, who had excellent hearing, could no longer lie down, and turned over, "I'm just begging for food! Do I have to make it so clear?"

A group of ninjas: "..."

Finally, it was a fat sister from the Akimichi family who shared her chocolate-flavored Bingliangwan.

By the way, the Bingliang Pills here are just portable food made from wheat, glutinous rice, sweet potatoes, and radishes. They are similar to compressed biscuits and do not contain any stimulant ingredients.

"What can refresh us are the adult military pills that have evaporated after being soaked in wine. The Chief of Staff is not old enough to eat them yet." The fat sister said cheerfully.

The young ninjas fighting on the front lines are all underage. Does it make sense to emphasize age at this time?

There is a kind of beauty in a certain big country that prohibits alcohol before the age of 21, but does not prohibit smoking weed.

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front.

Madara licked the wound on his arm caused by the sand bullet, "This taste of blood, this real pain, it's definitely Hashirama's body! Hahahaha!"

He laughed like a giant snake whose laugh point was stabbed... No, it was as if he was demonstrating to the descendants of the Uchiha what a healthy and hearty laugh is.

But the tailed beasts and former Jinchūriki remained silent.

There is no other reason, it is because this energy is like the Ten-Tails itself, and just to face it requires a lot of courage.

Just the small action of Madara smearing blood on his palm was enough to make Kurama's fox body tremble as if in response to stress.

Speaking of which, the original work did not explain why Madara and Obito could summon the Nine-Tails with psychic techniques. It is hard to imagine that the Nine-Tails was willing to sign a blood contract with the Uchiha clan. "What a disgusting memory."

"Are you scared to the point of your tail curling up, you stinky fox? No matter how powerful he is, he's just a human after all." Shukaku snorted.

"This is an Uchiha's head and a body of the Senju clan. If you treat him as an ordinary person, you will suffer." The Nine-Tails frowned and showed his teeth but did not act rashly.

"Humph! That's not like you at all. It really makes me unhappy."

Naruto & Gaara: "..."

Why do I feel like... these two tailed beasts care about each other in their own way. Could this be the way tsunderes get along with each other?

"The Art of Spiritual Communication"

Madara slapped his hands on the spot, and the dense spells spread out in all directions like a poisonous snake, performing the summoning technique in front of the nine tailed beasts. The target could only be...

The Outer Path Demon Statue that was forcibly peeled off from Obito on the other side of the battlefield!

"puff--"

The heretic golem that emerged from the smoke was actually disabled, with its right shoulder looking like it had just been twisted off along with the entire arm, and sticky sap was dripping slowly.

Madara recognized the remaining Mangekyō pupil power at a glance, "It looks like there's still a good eye over there... It's okay, as long as the hut used by these beasts can be used, the rest is to stuff them in one by one."

"Don't even think about it! You shameless human!" Shukaku roared angrily.

...

When Luo Yi returned to the front line, he found that he had gone in the wrong direction.

Not far in front of him were Kakashi and Minato who were cleaning up the aftermath of the battle, and Obito who was possessed by Black Zetsu... had nothing and was dying.

"Give it up. It's time for this left eye to return to its original owner." Black Zetsu controlled the left side of Obito's body and slowly reached out to his eye socket. "The only person in the world who has opened the Samsara Eye since the Six Paths Sage is Uchiha Madara. You... don't deserve it."

"Even if Madara is completely resurrected, he can only use his right eye, which can't exert even 30% of the power of the Rinnegan... As for the remaining left eye, Kakashi, destroy it!" Obito held on with difficulty and embarrassment.

Kakashi held the kunai, waiting for the right time to strike.

"Stop struggling like a piece of trash that has lost its usefulness. Without me attached to you, you're already a corpse after even the Outer Path Golem has been summoned away." Hei Zetsu taunted mercilessly.

"Then get out of here right now. When I die, you can get my eyes, right?"

"Tsk... If I break the possession, I will be killed by these two guys in an instant. You remember that my position in Akatsuki is an intelligence gathering expert, I know very well the speed of Kakashi and the Fourth Hokage." Unfortunately, Black Zetsu is weak in strength and cannot even control a dying person.

I really don't know how it can forcibly change the target of the natural magic.

Is this God's will? Luo Yi sighed and walked forward slowly, "Don't be so sure, you motherless child (objective)."

"Luo Yi?"*2 The master and the disciple were stunned.

"It's you...ah, you've come just in time. You have a way to get rid of Black Zetsu and destroy this Rinnegan...right?" Obito never thought that there would be a time when he would be looking forward to the appearance of this young man.

"Tsk... Luo Yi, if you don't want to cause trouble for Madara, why are you here? Are you running away from the battlefield?" He is the person Black Zetsu least wants to see.

"Have a midnight snack to help digest the food." Luo Yi walked forward and patted Kakashi and Minato on the shoulders to help them recover their chakra.

Then he squatted down and said, "Provocation is useless to me. Your scheming is not enough even if you live another thousand years."

"Live another thousand years", is this a hint to me, does he know that I have lived for a thousand years?

This is something that even Ban doesn't know...

The corners of Black Zetsu's mouth curved down exaggeratedly, extremely unhappy, "What do you want to do? Who the hell are you!"

"Hey~ Intelligence gathering expert, you have been investigating me for three years, but you don't even know who I am? No way, no way, you are such a wimp, big brother." Luo Yi understands the principle of Tieba too well: to hit someone in the face, and to hit while the heat is on.

Minato & Kakashi & Obito: "..."

Did he know that with his current Nanliang appearance, it would feel strange to speak in such a mocking tone?

"Are you trying to make me angry?" Black Zetsu was actually already angry, but it could do nothing about it.

This is the pain of being a weakling.

"No, I'm trying to anger your mother. Hurry up and ask her to come out to see me. I've been waiting for a long time." Luo Yi reached out and grabbed his/her neck.

"Wait! Luo Yi, what are you doing?" Kakashi was anxious.

Minato simply grabbed his wrist, only to find that this seemingly slender (and fair) arm was more stable than steel.

The small hand whose gender could not be identified could tighten at any time. "Obito, as you said, I can destroy your body, eyes, and the Black Zetsu attached to you in an instant. Do you want me to do this?"

"Hurry up! I don't know... how long I can hold on..." Obito was unexpectedly decisive.

"Please wait a moment, Luo Yi, is there any way to save Obito's life first, and just get rid of the Samsara Eye and Black Zetsu?" Kakashi was still shaken and tried to persuade him, "Didn't you say that criminals also have to go through... trial...?"

The more you speak, the quieter your voice becomes, and the less confident you become.

"That was in a peaceful society," Luo Yi looked back coldly, "In wartime, being soft-hearted to the enemy is a mistake. With Obito's performance, he will definitely be hanged even if he is brought to the war court."

Kakashi and Minato broke out in cold sweats, this kid was serious.

From a personal perspective, they were hesitant and couldn't bear to take action because of their fellow disciples' friendship; from a public perspective, their former partners had already committed unforgivable crimes and deserved to be put to death.

"Sure enough, 'bond' is still a derogatory term..." A faint obsidian light flashed in Luo Yi's eyes.

...

"Wheel Tomb and Border Prison"

When this move was first used, its deterrent power and prestige were overwhelming. The nine tailed beasts were knocked down almost at the same time, and the earth shook in an instant.

"After getting Hashirama's body, you don't value your flesh and blood. Sure enough, this elegant fighting style is more in line with my war aesthetics." Madara just stood on the head of the Outer Path Demon Statue, looking down on the crowd, "Next, it's time to put on the collar."

"Golem Lock"

Nine chakra chains shot out from the mouth of the Outer Path Demon Statue in one breath, and as expected, they wrapped around the necks of the tailed beasts, turning into veritable collars.

"First, pull the Eight-Tails and the Nine-Tails out from the Jinchuriki, and then lock them up in the hut in order..." Madara said calmly as if he was collecting some pets.

"Hurry up and help Naruto and Killer Bee. They are different from you. They will die if they lose their tailed beasts!" Yataru had been dragged away for a distance.

"What a joke! We are all friends, we can't give up on any of you!" Fu grabbed the chain tightly.