I am in the courtyard, animals are just vegetables!

Liu Guangqi's stick-beating incident ended in a farce.

In the eyes of everyone in the compound, Banggeng's great filial piety was once again seen. In order to eat braised pork himself, he even let his own mother go to work.

A good son is really a good son, much better than Jia Dongxu back then. Jia Zhangshi was a prostitute and she also carried Jia Dongxu on her back, but what a joke...

This child is completely doomed. Otherwise, Jia Dongxu would be smart enough to kill Banggeng and have another one, hoping that Banggeng will be good to them when he grows up...

This is impossible!

A completely useless child who only thinks about himself. He is only six years old!

......

"Mom, brother, I'm back." Cao Jiajia ran back and shouted. "Huh? You haven't finished your meal yet, I'll eat some more."

"Eat it. You ate half of the meal I left for you and then ran out to watch the fun. You're really addicted!" said Cao's mother.

"Cao Jiajia, you eat fried chicken quite quickly. You finished five or six pieces of fried chicken in five minutes. How about bringing a bottle of beer next time when you come to watch the fun?" Cao Dongfang asked.

"The beer doesn't taste good, I don't like it! Sister Yushui and I ate fried chicken together, a total of five pieces, I ate three small pieces, and Sister Yushui ate two large pieces." Cao Jiajia said.

"You two are really capable. Yu Shui and you will always appear wherever there is a lively place. You are almost becoming gossipy little girls. Let's eat!" Cao Dongfang said.

"I'm just too bored. It's not gossip!" Cao Jiajia remained tough.

"Brother, Bang Geng asked Qin Huairu to go to work. Why are people laughing at Bang Geng? Is it because Bang Geng is too greedy? That's why he asked Qin Huairu to go to work."

Cao Jiajia doesn’t understand what Qin Huairu means by her work!

"Hehe, Bang Geng is talented, let Qin Huairu work and earn money.

Qin Huairu's job is not a good job. It is illegal and shameful. Decent people will not do it. Only people like Jia Zhangshi will do it.

Only Xiaodang and Qin Huairu in the Jia family can be saved. Jia Zhangshi, Jia Dongxu, and Banggeng are all hopeless and finished! "Cao Dongfang said.

"Bang Geng dares to say anything. The fact that Yi Zhonghai let Qin Huairu work has become a laughing stock in the compound. Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu don't even smoke Bang Geng when they go home!" Mother Cao said with a frown.

"Help, Dad, stop hitting me, it hurts so much, it hurts, my muscles and bones hurt, I won't dare to do it again... Before Cao's mother finished her words, Bang Geng's screams for mercy were heard.

"Mom, you are right, Banggeng was beaten, and that kid deserved a beating!" Cao Dongfang said.

"Alas! It's too late. Banggeng basically can't be saved. That child will never become a good person in his life." Cao's mother sighed.

"Banggeng got beaten again. That's great. Banggeng is so annoying. Beat him, but don't kill him. Let's watch Banggeng perform better in the future." Cao Jiajia said.

Cao's mother: "......"

Cao Dongfang: “…”

"Cao Jiajia, do you deserve a beating? You're just looking for fun every day. Do you want me to beat you up?" said Cao's mother.

"No need, I'm good and I'll eat." Upon hearing this, Cao Jiajia pretended to eat obediently.

......

Tong Zhi is gone too, with all the bags and things that make people think he is divorced from Wen Li. Is Wen Li still good looking? She can also go out to work.

Many men in the compound are almost shameless in their efforts to get women to work.

What? I didn’t divorce Tong Zhi. Tong Zhi just went to another place to support national construction. He will be back in three years. I was worried about him for nothing.

This is not necessarily the case. After three years of living alone, can you still go out to work? You can earn money and relieve your stress...

Many people were thinking about it.

......

We came to Quanjude on Sunday, and Ma Hua treated everyone to a meal after the wedding.

"Ma Hua, life is unbearable. You are not Dongfang. This meal costs more than your monthly salary. Do you have meat coupons?" Ma Kangri asked.

"I don't want four roast ducks. I only have seven pounds of meat coupons, which I got with great difficulty. If you eat some other dishes, you will need fewer meat coupons!" said Ma Hua.

"That's fine, two ducks are enough. We can't finish too many, that's it!" said Lu Fang.

"I have no problem. I just don't like the roast duck here. It's too oily. You guys should eat more." Cao Dongfang said.

"You eat less, so I can eat more. Damn it, I brought a meat ticket to the school cafeteria and wanted to have a meat dish.

The people in the kitchen actually told me that there was no meat or vegetables, not even fly meat, and the principal was also a vegetarian.

"I got the meat ticket for nothing. It's bullshit if I don't have the meat, right?" Lu Fang said dissatisfiedly.

"Come to my place next Saturday, get a piece of meat, and go home to make braised pork. You can eat enough at once." Cao Dongfang said, "Your most important thing is not eating meat!"

"Why not eat meat?" asked Lu Fang.

"Let the teacher take maternity leave!" Cao Dongfang said with a smile.

"Damn! You are the worst. No wonder you kept staring at female teachers and classmates in school. Tell me, what do you want to do?" said Lu Fang.

"Don't wrongly accuse me. I will sue you for spreading rumors and slander even if we are familiar with each other!" Cao Dongfang said.

"The food is here, let's eat it. Eat more duck meat to satisfy your craving!" said Ma Hua.

"Ma Hua, how does it feel to be married?" Ma Kangri asked.

“Not bad!”

"Ma Hua thinks it's okay to get married like this? Alas! I'm almost ready too, and my family wants me to go on a blind date. There's only one good and one bad thing, and I can't get married even if I don't agree. I'm so miserable!" Ma Kangri said angrily.

"Trust your parents' vision and set a standard. If the standard is met, marry her. If the standard is not met, ask your parents to meet the standard, and then marry her! It's no big deal!" Cao Dongfang said.

"Dongfang, what does that mean? The standard is still acceptable, but what kind of standard is this!" MCA does not understand!

"Your parents arranged everything for your marriage. They wanted you to get married in person, but you compromised!

The same was true during the Anti-Japanese War. The standards for a wife were not met, and I told my parents about it. For example, what her figure was like, what she looked like, her temper was like, whether she had a sister-in-law, etc. were all problems.

Ask his parents to compensate with money, both parties should be satisfied with the marriage! "Cao Dongfang said.

Alex Fong: “…”

MCA: “….”

Ma Kangri: “….”

Li Xinxin: “.......”

Damn! You can also do this, you can use money to fix the parts you are not satisfied with. What a good idea, the more money the better!

But what the hell is that sister-in-law? Does it have anything to do with me if I get married without a sister-in-law?

Don't think about it, in one word, use money to make up for it! Everything is 0K!

No money, no marriage!

"Why didn't Dongfang tell me this earlier? I'm at a big loss, brother!" Ma Hua said with great sorrow.

Cao Dongfang looked at him with great contempt!

"Ah! Ah! It hurts, stop pinching, stop pinching!" Ma Hua screamed loudly.

"Alas! Ma Hua, you are an old married man, remember, don't be ignorant of life and death, just endure it. After you resist, your life will be worse than... now, poor child.

You have no experience in marriage, and you only realized it after you got married. You are just making a small sacrifice of yourself. "Cao Dongfang said.

"I must ask for more, even more if I don't have a sister-in-law, otherwise I will suffer a great loss." Ma Kangri said.

"drink wine!"

........

"Is Dongfang going out yet?" Ma Kangri asked.

"Going out at the end of June, what's the matter?" Cao Dongfang asked.

"Your new currency is another 5,000 yuan, a completely new set." Ma Kangri said.

"Fifty kilograms of meat. Which part do you want and how many times do you want? Just tell me. No problem. I'll reward you. What else do you want to eat?" Cao Dongfang asked.

"First, let's have ten pounds of pork belly, which Aunt Cao brought to work. What's the soup with a lot of seafood?

It tastes so good, we've all been drooling over it, let's have one." Ma Kangri said.

"Buddha Jumps Over the Wall is fine. If it's frozen, you can go home and put it on the stove to thaw it. You can eat it once it's heated up," said Cao Dongfang.

"Damn it! Buddha Jumps Over the Wall, a famous southern dish. I heard it's meant to resist the Japanese. Your family eats it often. I'm so envious and jealous!" Lu Fang howled.

“Middle school youth!

It's too immature to be unemployed!

Despise you!

The Malaysian Chinese and the Malaysian Chinese Anti-Japanese Movement still remember Lu Fang's famous saying, "Not as good as the best, but better than the worst."

"I won't talk to you anymore. How about Ma Hua's stockings and high heels!" Lu Fang became energetic again.

"What a good thing! What a good thing! It will look even better when worn by Teacher Lu Fangyou. You must work hard!" Ma Hua said in YY.

"Hmph, you bad guys, there are no good men among you. You never think of good things every day!" Li Xinxin said angrily.

"They are all good things. They show your figure. You should wear them more often to get used to them.

Foreign women all dress like that, if they can do it, we can do it even better, we should be better than them. "Cao Dongfang was talking nonsense seriously!

"Dongfang, I admire you so much. I admire your shamelessness!" said Ma Hua.

"Dongfang is telling the truth. Those who have used it say it's good. Ma Hua, please tell us about it," said Lu Fang.

"It's no big deal! Just tell me! Don't be afraid of them!"

roll!