I am in the courtyard, animals are just vegetables!

Yi Zhonghai!

Cao Dongfang could be very sure that it was Yi Zhonghai, because from a distance he could see his walking posture, and from close he could see his appearance vaguely.

Yi Zhonghai, who was going to the toilet, had a flashlight in his hand, which was still on.

If it's Yi Zhonghai instead of Liu Haizhong, then let Yi Zhonghai be unlucky. Anyway, you are also on the list, so it's only a matter of time before you get into trouble.

Cao Dongfang climbed out of the window of his room and out of the courtyard wall. The public toilet was very close to Courtyard No. 95.

Yi Zhonghai entered the public toilet, but Cao Dongfang did not follow him. He hid in the corner and listened to the sounds around him. When he found no one there, Cao Dongfang covered his face with a black cloth, and his clothes became the work clothes of XX factory.

He was prepared to hit Yi Zhonghai head-on with a stick, then rob him of his money, strip him naked, and leave him freezing all night. If he was lucky, someone would go to the toilet and find him.

After coming out, Yi Zhonghai, with sleepy eyes, saw a short man hitting him with a stick in the flashlight, and then...

That’s all!

Yi Zhonghai was knocked unconscious by Cao Dongfang, who was only 162cm tall. He pulled himself together. Damn! He only had two dollars. Poor bastard!

Cao Dongfang didn't hesitate to strip Yi Zhonghai naked. He didn't even leave his underwear. He put everything in the space.

Place Yi Zhonghai flat in front of the toilet.

Hey! It's a little earthworm, so small. No wonder you can't have children. Not only are you a bad person, but I'm also too short.

I wonder if the taller I am, the better. Everyone come and watch me tomorrow and then go home.

After returning home, Cao Dongfang went home together.

“The owner still had 100 yuan in the pocket inside the lining of Yi Zhonghai’s underwear.

Wow, Yi Zhonghai can hide money. This is an unexpected small gain. Every time I use the system to change my height, it is an illusion. It costs 500 yuan a minute, which is quite expensive.

It's not bad to get back a hundred yuan. "Tongzi, recharge the 100 yuan, don't keep it." Cao Dongfang instructed the system.

"Yes, Master!"

.......

Ah!

A loud shout in the middle of the night woke Cao Dongfang up. He took out the pocket watch beside his pillow and saw that it was 4:30 in the morning.

"Hurry up, Lao Yi, a master has been killed."

A female voice came out. It was the voice of Auntie Three. The voice was so loud that I guess everyone in the backyard could hear it. Even in the next yard.

Cao Dongfang put on his clothes and shoes, took a flashlight and went out to watch the fun.

I don’t know if Yi Zhonghai was frozen after being frozen for more than 4 hours.

Cao Dongfang came out, and people from the compound also came out one after another. The third aunt shouted that the first uncle was killed. This was a huge matter, how could they not come out to see what was happening.

Look, Jia Zhang from the middle courtyard, Xu Damao's parents from the back courtyard, and the second uncle and second aunt have all come out.

Yi Zhonghai was still naked, lying in front of the toilet, motionless, as if he was really dead.

In the light of the flashlight, someone saw certain objects!

“Hey! This is true!”

"How can such a small amount be used? How can an old lady use it? It's hard for an old lady like her."

"He's a dead family and he's still so young. What use is he?" A female voice came out. It was Jia Zhang.

brush!

Everyone looked at her. Jia Zhang's words were profound and full of meaning!

"What are you looking at? I don't need this small toothpick. When Yi Zhonghai was young, I saw him drinking and peeing in the yard. It was growing a little bit at that time, and it is still growing now." Jia Zhang said very reasonably.

"Ms. Jia Zhang, you don't use toothpicks, what do you use? Tell me!" A male voice came from the crowd.

This is a very well-spoken statement. If a widow doesn't need these things, what else can she do with them? Xu Damao's father is not a good person either.

"Who, who said that? Come out here, I will scold you to death. I don't need you for anything, you dead eunuch, you useless thing..." Jia Zhang started scolding again.

"Old Yi, Old Yi, wake up, wake up quickly." The second uncle touched under Yi Zhonghai's nose and found that he was still breathing, so he was not dead.

"Old Yi, the boss, what's wrong with you? Please don't get into any trouble." An old lady also came out and started crying when she saw Yi Zhonghai's condition.

"Auntie, Old Yi is still alive, just wake him up." Uncle Liu Haizhong said to Auntie.

"Auntie, uncle, is this little toothpick the reason you don't have children? It's too small and so pitiful." A voice was heard.

The first lady heard it but couldn't answer, so she pretended not to hear it. She and the second uncle Liu Haizhong called Yi Zhonghai together, hoping to wake him up.

"It's a little small. What a pity for an old man. The tool he's used all his life is so small. He may not be able to have children."

"That's right, even Jia Zhangshi can't use it, so I don't know what to use?"

"I didn't expect that Yi Zhonghai from Yard 95 has thick eyebrows and big eyes, and he's not short, but my little brother is so small. It's really -

totally unexpected!

"That's right, it's a pity for Lao Yi. What can such a small earthworm do? It's just a waste of time."

"It's a pity. This time I was robbed. All my clothes were taken away. No one left anything for Lao Yi. At least a pair of underwear would be fine."

“Leave your underpants on, how can you see the little earthworms? Only when you are naked can everyone see them.

Everyone was commenting on Yi Zhonghai's little earthworm, and an old lady and Liu Haizhong were calling Yi Zhonghai.

"Ouch, what's wrong with me? I'm so cold." Yi Zhonghai woke up, but before he opened his eyes, he spoke subconsciously.

"Old Yi is fine. He is lucky."

"Alas, as a man, what's the point of living if I can't use such a small earthworm?"

“Being alive is better than being dead. Some objects are so useful!”

"It's not up to him!"

Almost all the onlookers couldn't help laughing, including Cao Dongfang.

......

At this time, Yi Zhonghai was almost awake and understood what happened to him. He quickly said, "Old lady, I'm cold, my clothes..."

Before Yi Zhonghai finished speaking, the lady understood immediately.

Whoosh!

She ran back to the compound at a very fast speed to get Yi Zhonghai's clothes. Her speed did not seem like that of a woman in her early forties. She seemed like a 100-meter runner.

Yi Zhonghai closed his eyes again, too embarrassed to open them. He was extremely embarrassed tonight, especially with his little brother being exposed. This would be a lifelong pain for Yi Zhonghai, man!

Everyone hopes theirs is——big!!!

After a while, an old lady came back with a pile of clothes in her arms, both inner and outer.

Yi Zhonghai quickly sat on the ground and dressed. He was dressed very quickly in less than a minute and said, "I went to the toilet around twelve o'clock and was robbed by a man who was 160 to 165 cm tall.

He knocked me unconscious with a big stick and robbed me, Yi Zhonghai. I'm going to take a rest and report to the street police. It was me tonight, but it could be anyone tomorrow night. This bad guy must not be let off. "

After Yi Zhonghai finished his polite words, he quickly walked towards the central courtyard.

Today was a huge embarrassment. He was naked in the alley and seen by everyone. Yi Zhonghai was so angry.

He hated the thief who robbed him, stripped him naked and left him in front of the toilet.

I hated the loud voice of Auntie San, so I called everyone in the hospital and other hospitals to come.

I hate you all too, you just watch the fun and ignore him.

He hated Liu Haizhong for only calling him but not giving him any clothes to put on.

This is the ugly face of Yi Zhonghai's nature. He is right about everything and only others are wrong. Because of his little brother, Yi Zhonghai's psychology was distorted a long time ago.

Yi Zhonghai had hidden himself well before, but tonight his younger brother was exposed, and he was even more afraid that his inability to have children would be discovered.

In fact, in today's society, people have little knowledge, and I am young and would not really think about Yi Zhonghai's infertility.

But Cao Dongfang was different. As soon as he saw Yi Zhonghai's younger brother for the first time, he thought that Yi Xiaohai was too small and it would really affect the woman's pregnancy.

This will spread and everyone will know it. Don't underestimate the power of gossip in this era. It is no less than Cao Dongfang's "primordial power" in his previous life.

Yi Zhonghai has a small reputation, so he will be well behaved for a few days. I will continue to deal with him when I have the chance. Five hundred yuan a time is not a lot.

After Yi Zhonghai ran home, Cao Dongfang also went home to sleep. It was still early for school.

......

Yi family!

"Boss, what happened? Were you really robbed?" An old lady asked Yi Zhonghai when she got home.

"I was really robbed. I came out of the toilet and was knocked unconscious by a big wooden stick. You know the rest." Yi Zhonghai said helplessly.

At this time, the aunt accidentally glanced at Yi Zhonghai's lower body. She didn't understand before, but now...

Trouble!

Yi Zhonghai noticed that an old lady was looking at him and he felt secretly anxious.

"Go to sleep and report to the police tomorrow." Yi Zhonghai diverted the aunt's thoughts.