I am in the courtyard, animals are just vegetables!

At noon, Cao Dongfang and Chen Xueru had six dishes and one soup, including steamed sea bass, steamed prawns, stir-fried sea cucumber with green onions, dry-pot frogs, three vegetarian dishes, and oysters with vermicelli and garlic sauce. One of the soups was clear soup with Buddha Jumps Over the Wall.

"You're so fast, what are these three?" Chen Xueru asked, pointing at the Buddha Jumps Over the Wall in Clear Soup.

"Dry pot frog, vermicelli with garlic and oysters, and Buddha jumps over the wall in clear soup. Eat more oysters, they are more nutritious.

It can increase your physical strength when you exercise, it’s a good thing. "Cao Dongfang said.

“They are all good things. I have only heard of Buddha Jumps Over the Wall before but never eaten it. This time I will try it.

You should have more oysters to replenish your body. It’s okay when you are young, but it will be a big loss when you are old. "Chen Xueru said.

"It's good stuff and tastes good. If you don't eat it, you will suffer. You can't beat me, so don't beg for mercy!" Cao Dongfang said with a smile.

"Go away. I won't beg for mercy. Aren't you going out this afternoon?" Chen Xueru asked.

"I don't have much to do until three o'clock tomorrow afternoon. I'll go out for a while after dinner and be back before ten o'clock. You don't have to go home today. I'm going hunting." Cao Dongfang said.

“It’s just a lie.”

.......

After lunch, Chen Xueru went home first, probably to feed Hou Kui...the taste was so-so, not as good as drinking milk.

Half an hour later, Chen Xueru came back. The two chatted for a while and then started exercising again.

After work at three o'clock, Chen Xueru was so tired that she almost fainted and fell into a deep sleep.

Cao Dongfang got dressed and prepared to sell a few wild boars. It was boring to stay alone.

There is a pig in Xicheng District, which will be sold immediately today. There are three pigs in Dongcheng District, one will be given to you later, one will be given to you in the evening, and the third one will be slaughtered tomorrow afternoon and sent to the street. That's it.

......

Dongcheng District!

"Brother Wang, there are two pigs. This is one. There will be another one at around eight or nine in the evening. Do you want to send it to your home?" Cao Dongfang said to Wang the butcher in Xicheng Market.

"Brother Dongfang is awesome! I'll weigh this pig now and sell it soon. I'll send the other one home tonight.

I will pack it up and sell it tomorrow morning. Thank you for taking care of my business, brother." Butcher Wang said.

"Lao Wang, the Lao Wang next door? I'm not afraid of you even if you don't live next door to me... My surname is Cao, the same as Cao Cao." Cao Dongfang complained.

"He's 206 pounds tall, come and take a look, brother," said Butcher Wang.

“No, I may have another pig tomorrow afternoon and cannot sell all of them to Brother Wang.

I need 110 pieces of meat to be delivered to our street, and then delivered to the families of military martyrs. Brother Wang, please help me deal with it. "Cao Dongfang asked.

"Give it to the family of a military martyr. You are so generous. It's just a small matter to deal with a pig. Leave it to me, your brother. Don't throw the pig's head into the water." asked Butcher Wang.

"I only want the meat, nothing else. Sell it to Brother Wang at a low price," said Cao Dongfang.

"I won't be here in the afternoon. I'll be at home. Brother Dongfang, just call me." Butcher Wang said.

"Brother Wang, how long does it take to process a pig? I'll tell the street office to go at three o'clock." Cao Dongfang asked.

"Come to my place at two o'clock. Forty minutes is enough to process the pig. I just need to scrape the hair and use boiling water, which will take some time." said Butcher Wang.

"Okay, I'll come at two o'clock. Goodbye, Brother Wang!" said Cao Dongfang.

"Goodbye, Brother Dongfang!" said Butcher Wang.

.......

Cao Dongfang returned to Chen Xueru's home. Chen Xueru was sleeping and Cao Dongfang was reading, and they did not disturb each other.

After dinner, at half past eight, Cao Dongfang went out to deliver meat to Butcher Wang.

He rode his bike around the city and hid in the dark in front of his own courtyard at 9:30, ready to deal with someone who came out before 10 o'clock.

Whoever you meet is who you meet.

At 9:40, Yi Zhonghai came out and went to the toilet with a flashlight. It was probably his last time to go to the toilet before going to bed.

It’s you, Yi Zhonghai!

Yi Zhonghai entered the bathroom, Cao Dongfang followed him in and hit him in the neck.

Yi Zhonghai, who was about to faint, was supported by Cao Dongfang.

Stripped naked, lying flat in the women's restroom! A line of words was left on the ground: "The pervert 'little earthworm' still wants to peek at women using the restroom!"

After putting Yi Zhonghai away, Cao Dongfang walked 50 meters away, removed the "virtual world" in a dark alley and walked towards Chen Xueru's house.

I’m going to do it before puberty tonight...it feels so good just thinking about it!

......

He jumped over the wall into Chen Xueru's yard, then entered Chen Xueru's room which had the door locked and locked it.

"When you're done, take a rest. Don't touch me. Hou Kui is here." Chen Xueru said.

"I understand. If I don't touch you, I'm worse than an animal. If I touch you, I'm just an animal. I was born in "Beast Courtyard". My last name is Cao. As for Hou Kui... an eight-month-old kid fell asleep. What do you know...

Work quietly, don't shoot, being sneaky is also quite exciting.

Going to the backyard to rest before five in the morning might be bad for the babysitter!

.......

At three o'clock in the afternoon, I rode my bike to the street office with 110 kilograms of pork.

Good guy! What a great guy!

Everyone was waiting to eat meat as soon as Cao Dongfang arrived.

Whoops!

There were more than twenty people surrounding the place. Damn, there were only 23 people in the entire street office, and they were all here. The appeal of meat was so great. Cao Dongfang didn't think it was a welcome.

"Brother Dongfang, the meat is here, thank you. There is not much meat in our street when visiting the families of military martyrs. This solves the big problem." Director Wu thanked on the side.

"This meat is good. Two pounds per person is not enough. My family is short of oil. Is there anyone who doesn't want meat? Sell it to me!" Aunt Wen from the street office said loudly.

"Auntie Wen is going too far. Who wouldn't want such good meat?"

"That's right, there's nothing wrong with this meat. You can't buy good meat in the market."

"that is."

"Everyone should thank Brother Dongfang for the meat. Stop fighting. Two kilograms each is agreed.

The remaining two kilograms should be divided up, and everyone can go and comfort the families of military martyrs separately. The Dongfang family does not need to go. "Director Wu said.

"Thank you, young man from the East."

“Thank you, Brother Dongfang.”

"Dongfang, how old are you? Do you have a boyfriend? I know someone..."

"Aunt Wen, Dongfang is just 16 years old. It's too early for me to find a partner now. I already have one. Let's wait until Dongfang turns 19." Director Wu said.

"Brother Dongfang, my sister is fine..."

Damn! I'm here to deliver meat, not to find a date. The aunties are too enthusiastic, I can't control myself!

"Brother Wu, the 110 kilograms of meat that we promised you are going to give to you. Please weigh it first and then divide the meat." Cao Dongfang had to change the subject.

"become!"

"Auntie Wen, you lead people to distribute the meat, and give me the money today or tomorrow. We will get 23 points in total, and the military martyrs' families will get 32 ​​points. Don't make a mistake." Director Wu said loudly.

"Director, don't worry, it's correct." Aunt Wen led people to divide the meat.

"Brother Wu, I'm leaving first. See you another day." Cao Dongfang said.

"Okay, I won't keep you here. Yi Zhonghai from your hospital had an accident in the toilet last night. Be careful if you have a toilet at home and don't go out at night." Director Wu said.

"Something happened again. There are so many things going on. Why don't you just calm down? Brother Wu, I understand. I'll go back first. Bye!" Cao Dongfang said.

"Dongfang, goodbye! I'll send you the money in two days."

“No rush!”

.......

Cao Dongfang returned to the courtyard at 3:20. There was a chicken and a pound of hazel mushrooms in the car. He hadn't eaten them for several months, so he needed to eat some.

"Dongfang is back, with such a big chicken and hazel mushrooms. Do you want to stew the chicken with mushrooms tonight?" As soon as he entered the compound, he was seen by the third uncle Yan Bugui, who was drooling.

"Someone else helped to clean up the chickens. Now there is meat. We will stew the chicken with mushrooms for dinner to replenish our bodies. Then we will go back to see Third Uncle." Cao Dongfang said and pushed the cart away.

"Alas, Cao Dongfang is becoming more and more capable. Jie Cheng can't compare to him." Yan Bugui shook his head and sighed.

Cao Dongfang put away his bicycle and went into the kitchen to wash his hands and cook. There was no one else at home.

Chop the chicken into pieces, put it in the pot, and stew the hazel mushrooms together. We don’t need to soak the hazel mushrooms for a whole day, the system has already processed them, so you can put them directly into the pot.

After the pot has been boiling for ten minutes, simmer on low heat. When no one is at home, read a book.

Cao Dongfang has never forgotten to study. He studies whenever he has free time. He is a comrade who loves to study.

It was only four o'clock when people from the street office came to deliver meat to Grandma Wang. Two pounds of fat meat could be made into lard.

The drooling face of the third uncle Yan Bugui was rolled over by Aunt Wen and another aunt. It was so embarrassing. You look like a bastard, but you are still a teacher. It's so fucking...

The people at the subdistrict office did not take credit for themselves and told Grandma Wang that this was a pig that Cao Dongfang had hunted and that all the families of military martyrs in the subdistrict had it.

"Dongfang caught it while hunting. Well, Dongfang is a good boy. He has always been helping my family and Xiao Chen's family. Dongfang's father has been helping us since he was alive." Grandma Wang said.

"Old lady, we will go and deliver the meat first. You can tell us if you have anything else."

“It’s okay! It’s okay!”