Marvel crosses Star Wars, and everyone attacks the galaxy

Suji stood in front, wielding her blaster, and said, "I speak for the people of this village. State your name and organization.

"My name is my own business," said one of the Weequay pirates.

"Wait? Did you really name yourself something like that? 'My Own Thing'?" Quill exclaimed. "Wow, your parents must have had no creativity when they named you."

The pirate, who was called "my own business," growled at the obvious insult. It didn't help when his fellow pirates beside him snickered.

"Are we here to take back what belongs to us?"

“Q: Is your name on it, Meatbag?” HK-47 said, his voice condescending.

"Might as well put my name on you, robot." The pirate growled irritably.

“You better get out of the way. We’re here to take what’s ours.

"Nothing here belongs to you unless you come to buy it," Suji said in a firm tone.

"Buy it?" A voice laughed loudly. "Guardians... I can't believe you came all this way to see me.

This drew the Guardians present to focus their attention on a man walking in from the back. As he walked to the front, they saw a very familiar male Weequay.

"Hondo? What the hell are you doing?" Rocket questioned.

Suji glanced back and stared at the Guardian. "Do you know each other?"

The Weequay pirate known as Hondo smiled widely. "Of course we do! Tell them how long we've known each other, Quill.

"I'm afraid it won't be long." Star-Lord pulled his hand away.

“Haha! Here I thought we were friends.

"If you are truly interested in being friends, Hondo, I strongly suggest that you stop threatening these peasants," Gamora said firmly.

Hondo gasped sarcastically. "Oh! Please tell me you didn't listen to these bounty hunters.

"Scum? What do you want us to do? Rocket questioned.

HK-47 "Statement: Acquaintance, if we are being polite."

"I don't even want to say we know each other," Quill said, crossing his arms with an annoyed look and retracting his helmet.

"Well, these scumbags, just like you, are here to help them protect what is rightfully theirs," Suji told the Pirate Lord.

"Oh, come on, come on, honey. How much do they pay you? It doesn't matter. Whatever they give you, I'll double it, and all you have to do is...get out of the way."

The Zabrak bounty hunter responded, poking his chest with his finger, and said word by word: "We. Will. Not. Break. The. Agreement.

This caused the rest of Hondo's men to quickly turn their weapons on the bounty hunter, who in turn did the same.

Hondo paused, however, as he felt a blade pressed against his neck, staring at the most dangerous woman in the galaxy.

"You don't want to repeat the same mistake as last time, do you?" Gamora threatened in a low voice.

Despite his attempts to hide it, Hondo shifted in obvious discomfort. He stared at the sword, then at the other three Guardians, also looking for...

"Oh, it seems that not everyone is here?" Hondo thought.

The pirate captain laughed loudly and looked at the two robots that came with him. Soon after, the two robots raised their arms. The limbs moved from the elbow down and turned into blasters that looked like rail guns.

Immediately, the Guardians and bounty hunters raised their weapons, and the pirates followed suit again.

Now it’s a standoff.

Hondo and Gamora looked at each other.

"Dear, do you really want to test me now?"

"In case you forgot, even the best thing you scratched me with isn't even there," Gamora reminded him.

"Yes, yes, I know how strong you and your friends are." Hondo nodded. "But is it true?"

The robot then turned its attention to the villagers.

Hondo asked cautiously, "What on earth does this have to do with you, Quill? This doesn't seem like your usual type of work."

"I'm sorry, Hondo, but Guardians is the name of my team." Quill said, his hands hovering over his quad blasters. "Besides the paycheck... there's a bit of a moral obligation to help those in need.

Hondo sneered. "I prefer the Jedi. Maybe Kenobi will at least offer me a better deal."

"Too bad luck for you." Rocket snorted. "We're not these 'Jedi Knights' you were looking for."

“Besides, they would have been more annoying.” HK added. “With their personal limitations and rules. Could never get the job done right.

"Yes~" Hondo nodded. "But at least, when helping others, they don't think about greed."

"I thought you pirates would be the last people to talk to me about morality."

Hondo laughed again, "You know, even if we're on the wrong track, I like you and your other fellow Guardians. Always up for a good drink and can do more... use better judgement when the time comes. However, Quill... well, no one is leaving this planet until I get my Sillim."

"Well I hope you like it here, because you're going to be here for a long time, parasite!" Suji let out a piercing growl.

Hondo ignored Suji's threats as if nothing had happened. "You know, the crops aren't ready yet." He turned around and faced Cassis. "You better hurry up, old man. You don't want to die before this starts, do you?"

The Pirate Lord threatened, walking towards his speeder before he and his men took off and headed back to their ship. The Terminator-like robot followed closely behind, moving its arms again. Thrusters ignited from their palms and feet before taking off into the air following the Weequay Pirate away.

They watched the pirates go away, and once they were out of sight, they relaxed and put their weapons away.

"We have a lot of work to do," Star-Lord said loudly.