Siheyuan: After I moved in, the compound became a mess
Chapter 104: Follow me and I guarantee you will be beaten three times in half a month
Xu Damao stopped smoking and put down his crossed legs.
His face was full of humility and his eyes were unnaturally gentle.
"Brother Dabao, I've long seen that you have a lot of tricks up your sleeve. Even though I'm two years older than you, I can't keep up with you when it comes to thinking."
Xu Damao may not care about other things, but if you talk to him about how to deal with Sha Zhu, he can make the five parts of his body stand up to agree with you if you are in a hurry.
"You also saw the look in Shazhu's eyes when he left. That grandson wanted to peel off my skin. When he recovers from his injuries, I will definitely be doomed. When the time comes, you, Dabao, have to help me, your brother."
"Da Mao, you are being too polite. We have always had a good relationship since we moved into this compound. I definitely can't bear to see you being bullied by Sha Zhu and Yi Zhonghai."
Wang Dabao stood up and poured two cups of tea. After thinking for a while, he spoke again.
"Shazhu is covered in wounds right now, and you just kicked him in the crotch. Physical attacks at this time obviously won't have much effect. We need to think about this matter carefully!"
"Yes, brother Dabao, you are more knowledgeable. Shazhu's grandson is thick-skinned and tough, so physical attacks won't work. We have to think of other ways."
Xu Damao listened very carefully, thinking along with what Wang Dabao said. When his father Lao Xu taught him how to project movies, he didn't have that kind of energy.
Then Xu Damao slapped his forehead and said, "Well, look at my brain. Come on, let's go to my room. I have prepared three dishes. It will be difficult to come up with this idea without drinking some wine."
Wang Dabao thought about it and decided to drink the wine.
We must help Xu Damao come up with a solution today, and it would be best if we let him implement it at night while he's drunk.
"Okay, then you wait for me."
After Wang Dabao made his decision, he got up and went to the kitchen. When he came out, he had a bottle of Fenjiu in his hand. "Why are you standing there? Let's go."
Xu Damao's eyes lit up when he saw Fenjiu. He rubbed his hands and came over to pat Wang Dabao on the shoulder: "Good wine should be shared with good brothers. Dabao, I have recognized you as my brother."
Wang Dabao smiled and raised his head: "After hanging out with me for half a month, I got beaten up three times. Have you thought about it?!"
The two chatted as they walked out of the door, and after a few steps they arrived at the west wing of Xu Damao's house.
This was Wang Dabao’s first time visiting Xu Damao’s house. The entrance was a bit narrow, but it was quite spacious inside.
"Come on, Dabao, come and sit down."
Xu Damao greeted.
Wang Dabao walked to the round table and took a look. It was okay, with one meat dish, one vegetable dish and a plate of peanuts.
The two started drinking as they talked.
After a while, Xu Damao brought the topic to Sha Zhu: "Dabao, you said that physical attack is no longer effective, what should we do?"
"Da Mao, let me ask you something. The so-called physical attack is on the body, or it can be said that it targets the outside of the body. Since this method is not working now, do we have to change the approach?"
Wang Dabao raised his glass and gestured to Xu Damao.
Xu Damao still didn't quite understand what he said. He held the cup and pondered for a while, then his face lit up with joy: "Brother Dabao, you are smart, so let's do as you say and find a way to drug Shazhu?"
"puff..."
Fortunately, Wang Dabao turned his head quickly, otherwise the wine would have sprayed all over Xu Damao's face.
Give the fool a drug?
What kind of brain can come up with such a method as drugging!
Xu Damao was quite considerate. He put down his wine glass and patted Wang Dabao on the back: "Look at you, you are still so excited. You said it so obviously, how could I not guess it!"
Wang Dabao slapped Xu Damao's hand away and had the urge to turn around and leave.
"So your understanding of the alternative method is to give drugs?"
"Of course you are. You said that physical attacks are external to the body, so drugging is internal." Xu Damao frowned, tapping his fingers on the table. "But drugging is quite troublesome. I have to consider what drug to use. I don't want to knock Shazhu down right away."
The more Wang Dabao listened, the more confused he became, so he quickly reached out to interrupt Xu Damao who was thinking about how to drug him.
"I'm talking about attacks on the head, mental attacks."
"what?"
When Xu Damao heard that they were targeting the head, his hands shook and he almost spilled the wine, "Brother Dabao, targeting the head with drugs won't kill Sha Zhu, right?!"
Wang Dabao was silent.
Xu Damao is a very smart man. The reason why he can't get along with himself is that he "once" was a modern person.
Wang Dabao didn't intend to beat around the bush with him anymore.
Showdown!
"The way you drugged me was too low-level. It's a physical attack after all, and it's not the same as the mental attack I mentioned."
Wang Dabao waved at Xu Damao, signaling him to put his ear closer, "You do this... and then do this..."
Xu Damao's donkey face became extremely excited after hearing what he said. His eyes widened wider and wider. After he retracted his ears, he was still pondering Wang Dabao's words. Suddenly, he felt a sense of awe.
Picking up the wine glass, Xu Damao drank the wine in the glass in one gulp, and then he slammed the bottom of the glass on the table and said, "Cheers."
"That's right. Giving drugs is against the law. We can't do anything illegal."
Wang Dabao picked up the bottle and shook it. There was still half of it left. He then filled Xu Damao's glass. "Da Mao, I got this wine from an old commander in the army. He was reluctant to drink it. I took it out today so that we can drink to our heart's content."
"Then we must drink to our heart's content. Dabao, you come up with ideas and I'll implement them. This is called a clear division of labor and joint action."
Xu Damao raised his glass and said, "Come on, I wish our first cooperation a success."
"Come on, do it."
Wang Dabao was the first to drink the wine in his glass in one gulp.
Seeing this, Xu Damao was not willing to be outdone. He picked up the cup and poured the liquid into his mouth.
Putting down the wine glass, Wang Dabao looked at his watch. He couldn't drink any more so as not to delay the work. "Okay, let's do this. We can celebrate after the work is done."
"Just wait for my good news."
After leaving Xu Damao's house, Wang Dabao saw a large figure wandering in front of his house.
When I walked to the door, I saw that it was Liu Haizhong.
"Lao Liu? What are you doing here so late at night?"
"Hey, Wang Ke... Brother Dabao, you're finally back. I invited you to my house for dinner. I came here several times, but you were never here."
"Well, Xu Damao dragged me to his house and I drank a little there."
When Liu Haizhong heard that Wang Dabao had finished eating at Xu Damao's house, his face was full of regret.
"Brother Dabao, I really have prepared the food. You must not be angry with that little bastard Guangtian. I will beat him up when I get home. I guarantee that he will be very well behaved when he sees you in the future!"
Liu Haizhong solemnly assured Wang Dabao, and then changed the subject, "How about you come to my place for a bite?"
"No, Lao Liu, I'm really full."
Wang Dabao waved his hand, "Don't worry, don't blame Guangtian. After all, I am an uncle, how can I blame the child, right, Lao Liu?!"
"That's right, you are a busy person, it's not worth it to get angry with that brat."
"By the way, what's your apprentice's name?"
"Liu Shengli, third-level fitter."
"Okay, I'll remember that. Let's go back."
Seeing Liu Haizhong's resentful look as he looked back every two steps, Wang Dabao quickly opened the door and slipped into the house. Old Liu's eyes glowed brightly in the dark, making it impossible to see them.
After washing up, Wang Dabao went to bed.
What happened next was what he expected.
Sure enough, I was woken up in the middle of the night by Sha Zhu's yelling and cursing.
I looked at my watch. It was ten past three?
Wang Dabao looked helpless. Xu Damao knew how to choose a time. Couldn't he have come two or three hours earlier? He was getting up at this time. How could he sleep when he came back?
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