Siheyuan: After I moved in, the compound became a mess

The funny line "my grandma's underpants" shocked the whole audience.

No one in the room could breathe, and the silence was so quiet that you could hear a pin drop.

Three seconds later, everyone was in an uproar.

"What? The big red shorts in Shazhu's hand belong to that old pig-woman Jia Zhang. No wonder her waist is so fat."

"Keep your voice down, Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu are still in the house. But then again, how did Jia Zhang's pants appear in Sha Zhu's house?!"

"It's not just Sha Zhu's family. I just saw with my own eyes that Liu Guangtian was pulled out of Sha Zhu's bed. Could it be..."

"It's really hard to say. Could it be that Jia Zhang was at Sha Zhu's house when the glass was smashed?"

"Don't talk nonsense, this is a bit unrealistic. It's very possible that Sha Zhu stole Jia Zhang's pants and did that in bed. It's also possible that Sha Zhu stole Jia Zhang's pants and mistook them for Qin Huairu's. Who told the Jia family not to collect the clothes they hung out at night?"

"Anyway, since we found Jia Zhang's underpants in Sha Zhu's bed, these two can't explain themselves!"

Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu's faces beside them had already turned green.

From the moment Liu Guangtian pulled the underpants out of Shazhu's quilt, the couple's faces changed. Of course they recognized the underpants, but they just couldn't understand how they appeared here.

Liu Guangtian was also dumbfounded. He turned it over and over and saw that it was the underwear of that old hag Jia Zhang. He quickly reached behind his back and rubbed it.

"This...this..."

Yan Bugui lifted his glasses in panic and could not speak clearly.

"Silly Zhu, why don't you put your pants down quickly?" Liu Haizhong pointed at Sha Zhu and yelled, "Tell me, how come Jia Zhang's underwear appeared in your bed?"

Shazhu was completely dumbfounded. He hadn't come to his senses yet. How did these become Jia Zhang's underpants? How could Jia Zhang's underpants appear in his bed?

How can this be? !

At this moment, the sturdy Jia Zhang rushed over from behind the crowd, snatched the big red shorts, jumped up and started scratching Sha Zhu.

"You damn fool, your mother gave birth to you just to do such a wicked thing. I'm already so old, how can I live my life from now on..."

Jia Zhang kept crying and making a fuss, without stopping her hands. Soon, there were several blood marks on Sha Zhu's face.

"Hey, Jia Zhang, are you being unreasonable? Why would a grown man like me steal your pants? This must be a frame-up."

Sha Zhu pushed Jia Zhang to the ground, took two steps forward and ran straight to Liu Guangtian, grabbing him by the collar, "Tell me, what's the matter with these pants? How did they appear in my house? Did you frame me?"

If it were in the past, Liu Guangtian might have been afraid of Sha Zhu, but it was different now, as his powerful figure Wang Dabao was standing right next to him, not to mention that Sha Zhu's hands and feet were not fully recovered yet.

"I'm going to fuck you."

Liu Guangtian kicked Sha Zhu in the crotch, causing him to stagger. "I was the one who pulled Jia Zhang's pants out of your bed. Everyone was watching here, and you still framed me. You know what you did."

Liu Guangtian deliberately emphasized the three words "Jia Zhangshi" and glanced at Jia Dongxu after he finished speaking.

If Sha Zhu hadn't been supported by Yi Zhonghai, he would have been sitting on the ground.

Just as he was struggling to stand up, he saw a dark shadow rushing towards him.

"Silly Zhu, what the hell are you thinking? Tell me, why did you steal my mom's pants?!"

Jia Dongxu got furious, he tiptoed up and punched Sha Zhu, knocking Sha Zhu into Yi Zhonghai's arms so hard that he couldn't get up.

"Old Yan, stop Dongxu quickly."

Yi Zhonghai hurriedly shouted to Yan Bugui beside him, and then looked at Jia Dongxu, "Dongxu, calm down, let's find out the truth first, and then no one will stop you if you want to hit the pillar."

Yan Bugui blinked his eyes and symbolically grabbed Jia Dongxu's arm.

Anyway, if you, Jia Dongxu, still want to fight, I can’t stop you with my small body.

Jia Zhang sat on the ground without getting up, and kept slapping the ground with her hands.

"I, Zhang Cuihua, have lived to such an old age, but I never thought that there would be such a shameful day. I can't live any longer. Even if I die, I won't be able to face Old Jia in the underworld..."

While everyone's attention was on Sha Zhu and Jia Zhangshi, Xu Damao winked at Wang Dabao imperceptibly.

Wang Dabao almost got goosebumps all over his body. Damn, Xu Damao's action was so fucking feminine!

Inadvertently moving towards Xu Damao, Wang Dabao lowered his voice and asked, "Why didn't you spit twice?!"

"Why spit that? I'm sick enough holding it."

Xu Damao was puzzled and felt nauseous when he thought of the scene of holding Jia Zhang's underwear.

"If you had spit in your pants, Jia Dongxu would have beaten you until your nose was bleeding."

Wang Dabao's eyes were full of disappointment, "Is that spit? It's the descendants of Sha Zhu!"