Siheyuan: After I moved in, the compound became a mess
Chapter 186 Zhuzi, I'll give you a tip
The next morning, Wang Dabao poured some water into the urine jar as usual, covered it with the lid and went to queue up for the toilet.
Even though he only came to queue twice a week, he was already starting to get annoyed.
In front was Liu Guangfu, holding a full can. From time to time he had to put it on the ground and pick it up again when the team moved forward. I was afraid that the urine of his family of four was all in this can.
After a while, Sha Zhu came over with his arms swinging and looking trembling.
"Wang Dabao, I see through you. You are not a good person."
Without waiting for Wang Dabao to say hello, Sha Zhu came up and said something that left him confused.
Wang Dabao was stunned. He was the one who gave Liu Haizhong a move last night, so Sha Zhu should not know about it. How could he say such a thing?
"Zhu Zi, we are brothers. I feel uncomfortable when you talk like that." Wang Dabao turned his head and looked at Sha Zhu with an innocent face.
"Come on you."
Sha Zhu's wrinkled face wrinkled, and he said unhappily, "Didn't you say you would help me convince Liu Haizhong, but he still voted for Xu Damao. If I had been elected as the manager, I wouldn't be in this dilemma now. I don't know how to spend the night."
"Hey, Zhuzi, are you talking about this?!" Wang Dabao smiled bitterly and shook his head, "Xu Damao lent Lao Liu a lot of eggs, but you didn't give anything in return. How can you get anything in return just by relying on my words?"
"I'm not saying anything bad about you, Zhuzi, you're just too honest."
Wang Dabao blinked at Sha Zhu and said, "It's just fifty belts. It's not like I've been beaten before. It's nothing serious. Don't worry about it. It won't kill you!"
Just when Sha Zhu had calmed down, his disgust for Wang Dabao rose again: "Wang Dabao, what are you talking about? It's not like you haven't been through this before. Are you laughing at me?!"
"Zhu Zi, let me tell you, I'm not kidding you, and I don't intend to. I just want to give you a trick to help you avoid this disaster."
Wang Dabao pretended to be mysterious and lowered his voice, "If you want to know, bring some wine and food to my house tonight."
Sha Zhu was a little slow in reacting. Wang Dabao actually had a way to help him escape the robbery. Not to mention a feast of wine, he could even offer him his wife with both hands.
Those who have not been whipped by Liu Haizhong's belt have no right to speak at all.
That's not the kind of beating a human should get!
Of course, the key is that he doesn't have a wife. If Sister Qin is offered to him, he might hesitate for half a minute, but Jia Dongxu will definitely not agree.
"Dabao, my good brother, don't wait until the evening. Just pity me and tell me now so that I can be mentally prepared. I will definitely bring wine and food to you in the evening."
Sha Zhu was anxious, with urgency in his eyes. After putting the urine pot on the ground, he freed his hands and tightly grabbed Wang Dabao's arm, "Brother, please consider this as your beg, okay? Last time I was beaten so hard that I passed out from the pain. Even a god couldn't stand the pain!"
Wang Dabao sighed deeply and looked at Sha Zhu helplessly: "Zhu Zi, this is very difficult for me. We have a good relationship as brothers, so I told you. But let me make it clear in advance that you must not tell Yi Zhonghai. Also, if you are exposed, you must not expose me, otherwise I will not be able to face Liu Haizhong and Xu Damao."
"Dabao, please trust me just this once. I swear, isn't that enough?"
When Sha Zhu thought of Liu Haizhong's belt, his legs went weak. It was like being stabbed with a knife. "Besides, I wish Yi Zhonghai would get beaten. How could I possibly tell him?"
Wang Dabao nodded as if accepting his fate: "It's actually very simple, just put something inside your clothes!"
"Is this okay? They pulled my pants off last time!?"
Shazhu was a little suspicious and felt that Wang Dabao's suggestion was not very reliable.
Wang Dabao made a "tsk" sound and said, "Just because it didn't work before doesn't mean it won't work this time. I can plead for you. It's not honorable with so many female comrades watching!"
"Is it really possible?"
Sha Zhu's expression was extremely wonderful, with pleading eyes. When he saw Wang Dabao nod, he was overjoyed, "Dabao, you are really my brother. You are saving my life. From now on, your business is my business. No one in this compound can mess with you, not even Yi Zhonghai."
Wang Dabao patted Sha Zhu on the shoulder and said, "Zhu Zi, I'm not helping you to make you grateful to me, I'm helping you out of brotherhood."
"Yes, yes, brotherhood. I apologize to you for what I just said."
Shazhu felt a little embarrassed, and stretched out his hand to slap his mouth twice, "I am such a piece of shit, Dabao, you were so good to me, but I didn't know how to appreciate your kindness. This will never happen again in the future."
As the two were chatting, they heard Yan Bugui's voice.
"Hey, what are you two doing?"
Sha Zhu turned his head and glanced at Yan Bugui, feeling a bit too lazy to pay attention to him, as this old stingy Yan was very close to Xu Damao.
Yan Bugui looked at Sha Zhu's appearance and snorted: "You don't like to talk to me? Do you think I like to talk to you? I'm just reminding you to find the witness quickly, otherwise you will be sad at night!"
Sha Zhu picked up the urine pot from the ground, snorted coldly, and turned his head away from Yan Bugui.
"Hey, Shazhu, you can do it. Just do this. Your father didn't leave many good relationships in the courtyard, and even if he did, you have ruined them all..." Yan Bugui stood behind Shazhu and started nagging.
"Hey, what are you doing, idiot?!"
Yan Bugui shouted loudly and stamped his feet on the spot.
Wang Dabao turned his head and saw that not only was Yan Bugui's shoe surface wet, but half of his trouser legs on his calves were wet. Needless to say, it was definitely Sha Zhu's work.
"I'm sorry, Third Uncle. I'm upset listening to you chanting. When I'm upset, my hands can't hold things. Please bear with me." Sha Zhu glanced at Yan Bugui's trouser legs, "Please don't grumble anymore, otherwise it will be difficult for me to carry this half-piss pot."
Yan Bugui was so angry that he bit his lip: "Dabao, Dabao, look at what Shazhu did, isn't it immoral!"
Wang Dabao was just about to say a few words when he saw Sha Zhu turning around with the urine pot, as if to pour it at Yan Bugui's feet. Yan Bugui was so scared that he quickly ran and jumped back.
"Shazhu, you are such a piece of shit. Even I, your uncle, don't want to bother with you."
When Sha Zhu saw Yan Bugui running away, he turned his head and looked forward nonchalantly, which made Yan Bugui very angry.
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