I said I would go to Naruto, why did I end up in One Piece?

"Oh my god, angel..." Sanji looked at Nami leaning on Liu Yuting's arms and became infatuated with her again, "You scared me, I thought it was a angel, really..."

"Listen to me, you guy!" Absalom jumped up when he saw Sanji ignoring him.

"It's Nami-san, you're not mistaken. What if it's a angel?" Sanji said.

"No one else but me. No matter how obsessed you are with her, that woman is already my bride!" Absalom pointed at Sanji and said, "I won't lie. This woman is already mine. She will no longer live a sunny life."

"Go, beat him." Liu Yuting glanced at Absalom and said to Sanji.

Sanji turned around and lit a cigarette.

"I'm busy right now. My powerful subordinates may have been crushed by your captain's zombies. Before that, I must complete the vow kiss with my bride." Absalom said, "You understand, I'm in a rage right now and don't have time to play with a little minions like you."

"Shut up!" Sanji suddenly kicked Absalom away, "You masked priest."

"Ah, Lord Absalom!"

"No way, he actually kicked away that 300-kilogram adult!"

The two zombies screamed.

"You must be the invisible man Usopp was talking about." Sanji walked towards Absalom.

"Hands of the Dead!" Absalom suddenly raised his hands, but Sanji jumped up instantly and stood on Absalom's two arms.

"Boom boom"

Two holes were blown in the ceiling.

"Tenderloin! Loin!" Sanji jumped up and kicked Absalom. "You are the beast that appeared on the Thousand Sunny and acted recklessly! You were also the one who peeked at Nami-san's naked body in the bathroom! Back ribs! Belly! Upper thigh! Tail! Thigh! Shin! Why is she unconscious now! You wouldn't do anything to her!"

"That's not the case." Liu Yuting interrupted.

"boom"

Absalom was kicked against the wall.

"What marriage? Look into my eyes and say it! I'm going to kick you into a meat patty!" Sanji shouted at Absalom.

"Damn it, let's hide first... turn transparent..." Absalom disappeared into the hole in the wall.

"Usopp's special salt balls." Sanji took out a few salt balls and threw them around, then found Absalom's location.

"What is this, it's so salty!" Absalom cried.

"Veal SHOT!" Sanji jumped up and started a series of kicks, kicking Absalom out and smashing a row of chairs.

"You said you were irritated, didn't you? That's not all I am." Sanji took a drag on his cigarette and growled, "Because I'm so angry that I feel like I'm going to explode!"

As he spoke, anger burned in him.

"Explosion!!!" two zombies watching shouted in panic.

"And unfortunately, you and I have a... grudge!" Sanji's curse seal appeared, covering half of his body.

Liu Yuting was stunned when she heard this, a hint of interest appeared on her face, and she sat aside and watched with interest.

"Ah, Lord Absalom..." The two zombies opened their mouths in surprise.

"You said you have a grudge against me?" Absalom, with blood on his face, raised his head with difficulty and looked at Sanji.

"Yes, you are the man who took away my dream." Sanji said seriously.

"Huh?" Absalom looked confused.

"Dream, dream?" The two zombies looked at each other.

"Dream?" Liu Yuting held her cheek and looked at Sanji curiously.

"I have no impression. You must have made a mistake." Absalom sat up and said with difficulty, "Today is the first time we meet. I want to destroy you!"

Absalom raised his hands.

"With my dead hand!"

Sanji turned around and exhaled a puff of smoke.

"Take it off."

"?" Absalom looked surprised.

"I told you to take off the bazooka in your arm." Sanji said without turning his head.

"Ah?" Absalom was stunned.

"Don't you understand?" Sanji said, "Because if your useless attack hurts Nami-san, I won't just turn you back to your original form."

"…How would that guy know?" Absalom fired at Sanji in disbelief.

"I'm not calling you!" Sanji started instantly, "Take it off!"

With a kick, one of Absalom's rocket launchers was kicked down, and a stone flying towards Nami and Liu Yuting was kicked away.

"What happened? A rocket launcher suddenly appeared!" said the two audience zombies in surprise.

"I knew it was like that." Sanji looked at Absalom and said, "You attacked on impulse, making your body transparent, and making things that touched your body invisible for a short time. This is your current ability, the Invisible Man of the Transparent Fruit. I know everything you can do."

"What did you say..." Absalom looked at Sanji and said, the bazooka in his other hand also appeared, "Who are you..."

"Has that man seen Lord Absalom somewhere?" the zombie best man asked, "Why does he know everything about the ability?"

"What kind of grudge is this?" asked the emcee zombie.

"When I was a kid, I read the Devil Fruit Encyclopedia, but I had no interest in it because I felt it was too fake and would be cursed by the sea. But there was one thing that attracted me." Sanji clenched his fists and said, "If I ever have the chance to encounter this kind of ability in my life, I would want to try it even if I become a landlubber. However, there are no two identical fruits in this world."

"Huh?" Everyone looked at Sanji.

"If I meet someone with that kind of ability, my dream will be shattered." Sanji glared at Absalom and said, "Do you understand? I also wanted to be a transparent man! So when you ate the transparent fruit, you shattered one of my dreams!"

This is very Sanji.

"Take your anger out on others!" The two audience zombies' eyes popped out.

"I once had a dream. If I could succeed, I would use that ability..." Sanji said, and suddenly sped up his speech, "Go to the women's bathroom!"

"No, tell me what you want to do... the women's bathroom!"

"No, think about how to help others... the women's bathroom!"

"All I'm thinking about is peeping into the women's bathroom!" The two zombies said in unison, their eyes bloodshot.

"It's so annoying! After so many years of simulation training, I know very well what I can see with these abilities, no, what I can do!" Flames burned on Sanji's body again, "Plus you put your san in danger, I will never forgive you!... The women's bathroom... No, you'd better be prepared to die."

I have to say, if Sanji got the transparent fruit, he would probably be able to awaken the fruit on the spot.

"I thought it was something else. You're using such a boring grudge to seek revenge." Absalom understood Sanji's thoughts and stood up and said, "Even if you can make excuses, there is a limit!"

"That's right." The two audience zombies nodded in agreement.

"You pervert!" Absalom pointed at Sanji.

"I don't want to..." Sanji kicked up and Sharp Fangs yelled, "Being told that by you!"

Absalom flew out again.

"That's absolutely true!" the best man zombie shouted with snot running down his nose.

"But you are all the same kind of people!" shouted the emcee zombie.

"I understand very well!" Absalom stood up suddenly, his clothes bursting, revealing his stitched body. "I will repay you for your inexplicable grudges and anger! I not only have a lion's mouth, but also elephant skin, and 300 kilograms of muscle concentrated from bears and gorillas!"

Absalom's body was bulging with muscles.

"After many transplants by Dr. Hogback, this is the most savage masterpiece I have ever received." Absalom said, "The ability of the transparent fruit is just an accessory. For me, it just adds to my strength. Do you understand?"

"But..." Sanji suddenly growled with his fangs, "You still peeped!"

As he said that, he raised his foot and kicked Absalom on the head, knocking his head into the ground.

"Just as you said!" the two audience zombies shouted in unison.

"But I'm the one who has the last laugh." Absalom stood up again, looked at Sanji and said, then turned invisible again, "The ability you want to get, and the woman you want to protect, will become my bride. There is no greater frustration than this."

Sanji looked around nervously, searching for Absalom.