I'll do it as soon as I open my eyes. If the villain doesn't do it, I'll do it.

Chapter 115

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Jiang Suan hurriedly pulled out a tissue from his bag and carefully wiped the white spot on his expensive suit. The flock of pigeons dispersed, leaving only two people disheveled in the wind.

She looked at Li Tingnan's ugly face and curved her eyebrows.

Li Tingnan saw her smile and forced a smile.

If the world was a group chat, he wanted to leave immediately.

Three pairs of eyes were always watching them in the dark.

Smiling so happily.

"You." Guan Yu pushed Ergou's shoulder, "Go and give him a sudden kiss."

Give her a kiss?

Ergou's eyes flashed with embarrassment, "It's not good, right? That girl will call the police to arrest me."

"Who told you to kiss that girl? You're dreaming. I told you to kiss that guy." Guan Yu rolled her eyes at him.

Ergou: "...Now it's my turn to call the police."

"Why would a gangster like you call the police? It's not certain who will be arrested."

Ergou looked confused, "Do you really have to kiss me?"

"You must kiss me." She suddenly remembered that she had helpers. Her eyes lit up and she lowered her head to take out her cell phone. "I'll call Wang Daomei, and we'll kiss together."

Call, send.

Locate and send.

There was something wrong with the way Ergou looked at Guan Yu, he was filled with fear. No wonder Dagou often said, don’t owe any debt, don’t owe a debt of love, and don’t mess with people who hold grudges.

This woman is really scary.

Ergou reluctantly walked behind them, pretending to pass by, looking up at the sky and down at the ground to see if Li Tingnan was paying attention.

A kiss landed on his face from behind.

Ergou had never kissed a man before, so he let out a loud shout of inexplicable excitement and ran away.

Li Tingnan: “…”

Jiang Suan stuttered: "Ting, Tingnan, how come a man kissed you?"

He was unable to react for a moment, and only three questions lingered in his mind.

It was Jiang Suan who kissed her, not that man, right?

That wet feeling on my face wasn’t caused by that guy’s kiss, right?

Those lips, which are rough and covered with dead skin, weren't kissed by that man, right?

After a whole morning of frustration, Li Tingnan finally had a place to vent. He cursed softly, took off his suit and threw it on the bench, rolled up his sleeves and chased after the fleeing figure.

Ergou looked back inadvertently and was frightened out of his wits. Damn it, this guy must be a reincarnated rat, he can jump so fast.

"I just kissed you, and you started chasing me?"

"Yeah, just stand there and don't run away." Li Tingnan sneered, "Wait for me to propose to you."

"It would be strange if you didn't run!"

Guan Yu calmly raised her phone and took five consecutive photos of their backs as they chased and played.

Qiu Yuan looked at him curiously: "What are you doing?"

Guan Yu was very satisfied with her composition. "Tomorrow's headline of the Japanese media in the capital will be, 'The wealthy young master Li flirts with his new love in public, his old love shows his back in loneliness, and a three-person Shura scene unfolds in the park'"

"Do you hate them? Why do you do this?"

Qiu Yuan was simply curious. In her opinion, if she hated someone, she could just beat them up, right? Why would she waste her energy on playing a prank on them?

"Hate it? It seems not so bad." Guan Yu thought about it seriously, "Maybe it's an occupational disease. I feel itchy if I don't do something bad."

“Doing bad things make people happy?”