Chapter 186
Today, the three sworn brothers of Peach Garden gathered here.
"Oh, this is not a coincidence." Liu Yide laughed gruffly, "Don't underestimate us two rough guys. We are always sent to negotiate with Tianlei. If not 100%, at least 90% of the cooperation cases are successful."
Guan Yu was confused and felt that it was impressive: "It sounds very impressive."
"It is very important to start from the beginning. Whether you have the momentum or not depends on this first step." Zhang Xuande started seriously from the beginning, and he was determined to break down each knowledge point and let her absorb it.
"you can not do that."
He demonstrated, and after entering, he casually slammed the door shut, and it closed crisply with a sound.
Guan Yu nodded in understanding. Isn’t this too rude?
"You should be."
He suddenly slammed the door shut, making a deafening noise.
Guan Yu:!
"This is more impressive." He was very satisfied.
"And girl, you have to remember, don't use their petty teacups when you come in." Liu Yide gave her a heroic demonstration by holding the steam kettle and blowing into the spout.
He gulped down the entire pot of water, put it on the table, and wiped his mouth heroically, "You must show them your power, let them see your heroism, and be in awe of you."
Guan Yu nodded thoughtfully, "What if I spit it out while drinking?"
"Then don't give him a warning for now."
Guan Yu: “…” You really know how to be flexible.
"You can keep this posture while eating." Liu Yide stepped on the stool, "If you hear an answer that you are not satisfied with, just overturn the table."
"But I'm wearing a skirt." Guan Yu hesitated.
It's too sudden to just overturn the table.
"Really?" Liu Yide scratched his head, "Then let's not overturn the table for now."
"Brother Liu, Brother Zhang, I have a question for you." Guan Yu asked in confusion, "What kind of cooperation did you discuss before?"
"We negotiated all the land disputes between the various gangs, the interest disputes and land division with other gangs...
“…No wonder.”
"Girl, if you don't like these moves, we can also teach you some moves that will show you how to be more intimidating in the details."
Guan Yu: Forget it, just learn whatever is taught.
"Okay."
"Take this with you and put it in your bag." Zhang Xuande took out a hammer from somewhere and said, "If I'm not happy with someone, I'll just chop his brains out."
"Won't the police catch you?"
"Yes."
"What if I hit the person?" Is there a way?
"Of course I was caught." He answered frankly.
"..."
Liu Yide then introduced the details to her: "Do you know how to blow a hooligan whistle long and lingering? Do you know how to fart with one hip raised to the loudest? Do you know how to accurately pick out the vegetable residue and then flick it onto someone's face? First of all, blowing a hooligan whistle..."
Guan Yu:?
"But I'm a girl!" Guan Yu finally couldn't stand it anymore and said, "It's not nice to blow into the bottle, and it's even uglier to pick your teeth in public!"
Liu Yide and Zhang Xuande looked at each other and understood, "Look at our brains, we forgot that the eldest sister is a girl."
"How about I ask someone to get you a pink hammer?"
Guan Yu: “…”
Today, she finally understood Ji Tianlei's predicament: all the civil and military officials in the court were illiterate, and no one was available.
Second uncle, that’s a good introduction. I won’t need it next time.
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