I'll do it as soon as I open my eyes. If the villain doesn't do it, I'll do it.

Chapter 3

Guan Yu suddenly went crazy, the director's eyes went dark and he didn't know how to end it. At the same time, two figures appeared at the door.

"Did you call us to come over?" One of the figures was dressed in a suit and had gold-rimmed glasses on his nose that didn't match his delicate appearance. He knocked on the door politely and said, "There was no one outside, so we came in by ourselves."

Another cold and slender black figure, wearing a black cold hat and sleeveless shirt, with a thin but perfect layer of muscles on his arms, smooth and beautiful lines, and blue veins slightly showing through his cold porcelain white skin. He wore a mask, revealing a pair of narrow and bright phoenix eyes.

Guan Yu leaned against the door frame and looked up, just in time to meet those cold eyes. She saw his gaze tremble slightly, like a stone thrown into the calm and peaceful Qinglingbi Lake, causing ripples.

In front of this handsome man, she was calm and collected: "System, this fan?"

【Fan——】Bullshit.

Halfway through the system's broadcast, Guan Yu had already quickly slapped the handsome guy in the face, with a force that was no less than that of Shao Yu, who had some personal grudges against him.

{System message: Host health -1}

The handsome man in the cold hat tilted his face slightly to one side, as if he didn't react. He touched the corner of his mouth thoughtfully. Guan Yu was shocked: "How could this happen?"

The system was very disappointed: [He is your man, Ji Jinzhou, the biggest villain boss in this article. If you slap him, isn't that just doing a good deed? ]

Seeing her eyes on him, the assistant smiled and covered his cheeks: "Husband... Miss Guan, you can't hit me after hitting our boss."

Guan Yu waved her hand absentmindedly and said, "It's just a matter of convenience."

assistant:"......"

The director seemed to have met a savior. He rushed over, pulled his assistant and Ji Jinzhou away from the cameras, and took them to the corridor for a detailed discussion.

Ji Jinzhou stared at her expressionlessly for a long time, and said coldly: "Come out together."

The man in front of him had an extraordinary aura, and it was obvious that he was not a commoner. The director unconsciously became more polite, "Who are you?"

The special assistant handed over a business card and said, "We are from Ji Group, and this is our president."

The director was amazed. He had heard that the president of the Ji family had a stunning appearance, but he didn't expect that he was in no way inferior to a popular star and could even outshine everyone.

"Excuse me, President Ji, what can I do for you?"

Special Assistant: "It was the wife's agent who called us and said there was a... misunderstanding. We happened to be on the way, so we came to pick up the wife. Director, if you have any questions, you can talk to me and my lawyer."

"lady?"

The special assistant smiled and raised his hand to indicate, "This is our wife."

The director widened his eyes in shock. Although the special assistant said "let's see", his words and deeds showed his support for Guan Yu.

It turns out that this is the "exposing and slapping" segment often played in TV dramas, slapping the villain in the face who looks down on others - the villain turns out to be himself.

"Director, I have a husband like this, do you think I would go and see that grilled fish?" Guan Yu patted Ji Jinzhou's chest like showing off her treasure, "Look at this tall guy with big pectoral muscles."

In terms of looks, Ji Jinzhou is much better looking than Shao Yu. As for why the original owner, who was a homosexual, did not take action against him, there was only one reason: he was paranoid and scary, and no one could do anything to him, whether it was seduction or coercion. Over time, she shifted her attention to the men outside.

Guan Yu sighed, saying that the original owner was a truly loving and kind-hearted woman who wanted to give a home to all men in the world.

Ji Jinzhou slapped her hand away from his chest with a cold face.

The director nodded in conviction, "If a dog has a toilet at home, it will not go out to look for shit to eat."

The special assistant couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Guan Yu:? Who is looking for shit to eat?

Ji Jinzhou: Who is the toilet?

"Xiao Guan, you are Mrs. Ji's business, but you didn't tell me in advance. Look at the misunderstanding." The director laughed twice, "It seems that we really misunderstood you for what happened today."

Guan Yu readily agreed: "It's okay, I forgive you." After all, it wasn't all a misunderstanding.

"Since there's nothing else to do, I'll leave first." Ji Jinzhou glanced at Guan Yu quickly, nodded briefly, and turned to leave.

The director quickly called him over, as if he had discovered a new business opportunity, "Mr. Ji, you're still in need of a wife - no, have you ever thought about joining our show? You can spend more time with Xiao Guan."

He was worried that the neighboring dating show had a handsome, rich and fit CEO as its attraction, which attracted most of the audience and caused their ratings to drop.

If the president of the Ji family, who rarely appears in the business and political circles, could participate in their show, the ratings would definitely be good!

"No." Ji Jinzhou refused coldly and left without stopping.

【Host, let him participate. 】

The system laughed loudly, the kind of crazy laughter that only appears in anime: [Hahahaha! As a villain, we have to make everyone equally unhappy. Ji Jinzhou doesn't want to participate, but we'll force him to participate! ]

Guan Yu: “…” What kind of cheesy and evil system is this?

"Director, if I can get him to participate, will you give me a raise?"

The director didn't hesitate: "Increase."

"Then I want an 80% increase."

"I can't give you that. 30%."

"Seventy percent."

"Four percent."

"The bottom line is 60%." Guan Yu winked at him and indicated Ji Jinzhou's leaving back, "Once he leaves, you won't be able to contact him anymore."

"Fifty percent." The director gritted his teeth.

"Deal!" Guan Yu said firmly, not giving him a chance to regret, "My husband wants to participate."

When Ji Jinzhou heard her voice, he stopped, turned around and sneered, "You have so many husbands out there, which one are you calling husband?"

"As usual, whoever is present will be called," Guan Yu trotted over to his side and lowered her voice, "Three years. As long as you agree to participate, our contract will be shortened from five years to three years, and you can pursue whoever you want."

They had a contractual marriage because Ji Jinzhou's grandmother insisted that he marry the original owner and even threatened to go on a hunger strike. Ji Jinzhou had no choice but to ask the old lady to sign a five-year agreement with her in private, and she would receive a considerable sum of money every month.

Seeing Ji Jinzhou's hesitation, she added: "By the time you've been here for five years, he'll be ready to run away with the ball. If you want to be a father, you'll have to ask the genius baby's opinion. You'll be cannon fodder."

"Boss Ji, think twice." The special assistant said sincerely, "It's just like what's shown in novels and TV dramas. Eight out of ten people like you end up in the crematorium chasing their wives."

"Chasing my wife? My wife? Her?" Ji Jinzhou sneered, "If I were to walk along and hit a woman like this, I could knock out five of them with one stick. Would I chase her?"

Guan Yu glared at him.

"No, no woman would dare to slap you right in the face," the special assistant said politely, "at least you haven't received five slaps in the face while walking."

Selfishly, he didn't want the president and his wife to divorce. It wasn't because his wife was such a good person, but simply because the flag of "I can't possibly fall in love with a woman like this" was too poisonous.

In the future, the president will most likely chase his wife to the crematorium, and his workload will increase dramatically, including but not limited to:

Check the wife's schedule, check the wife's new address and mobile phone number, send flowers to the wife and get kicked out, send food to the wife and get kicked out, send gifts to the wife and get kicked out, help the wife who has a fever in the middle of the night call Mr. Ji's doctor friend, always have a DNA copy of the child who appears around the wife...

"Mr. Ji, you are still eating your lips at your age. It's really embarrassing."

Ji Jinzhou: "......"

He quickly regained his composure: "I would only feel ashamed if I lost a business battle. Whether to eat or not... that's what uncivilized animals think about. I don't feel ashamed."

The special assistant smiled and said, "What I mean is, I feel that you, Mr. Ji, have embarrassed me a little."

In their circle of special assistants, everyone has read all the online articles written by CEOs on the major platforms. President Ji doesn't allow him any room to play.

Ji Jinzhou:?

What a courageous dog!

If he hadn't been in the top five most popular special assistants, he would have fired him.