I'll do it as soon as I open my eyes. If the villain doesn't do it, I'll do it.

Chapter 461

"Let me introduce you to my good partner in the company." Special Assistant Gu introduced Guan Yu, "This is Zheng Can, and she is Guan Yu."

"Really miserable?"

"Guan Yu?"

The two looked at each other.

"You must have been troubled by your name since you were a child." Zheng Can put down his coffee and extended his hand to her solemnly.

"How do you know?" Guan Yu raised her eyebrows in surprise.

"We are in the same boat." He sighed.

Special Assistant Gu immediately fabricated an identity for her, "I haven't introduced her to you yet, this is my little sister from the countryside..."

"Madam President!" Zheng Can held her hand tightly and shook it twice to express his excitement.

Guan Yu looks after the special assistant: "......"

Special Assistant Gu looked at Zheng Can: "......"

"How do you know she is the lady?" Assistant Gu was stunned.

This is different from what he imagined.

"I watched your dog training live show on time every Sunday in the past few Sundays... No, it's the husband training love live show. I'm just a casual fan of yours!" Zheng Can said excitedly.

"Just a casual fan?" Guan Yu pretended to be regretful. "Whose fan is he? Jiang Suan?"

"No." He shook his head seriously, "I am a fan of our President Ji, an absolutely loyal fan."

"Hat fans are just haters, and they insult the fans." Special Assistant Gu curled his lips, "He is the one who scolds President Ji at his workstation all day long, saying that he is henpecked."

"But everyone can recognize me." Guan Yu was a little distressed, "Then how can I sneak in and eavesdrop on the gossip?"

"Just a disguise." Special Assistant Gu shrugged nonchalantly, "I have a mask here."

"Then what should I do with my sister's melancholy eyes?" Zheng Can pointed to his own eyes.

"Do you have a hat at your workstation?" asked Assistant Gu.

"Yes." Zheng Can nodded firmly. "When I was sneaking out to buy coffee, I wore a hat to sneak past the surveillance camera. I happened to have a hat that I had only worn once."

Zheng Can brought the two people back to their posts with coffee. In order to surprise other colleagues, the two men escorted Guan Yu all the way and covered her face tightly.

Although colleagues passing by didn't know who the person in the middle was, they all enthusiastically praised them as three psychopaths.

"Hurry, I'll block them and you put the hat on her." Special Assistant Gu looked around vigilantly.

"Can I?" Zheng Can was flattered, "I'm a little nervous."

"I asked you to put a hat on her, not a ring on her. Why are you so nervous?" Assistant Gu said to him.

Zheng Can put the hat on her head with shaking hands. The grey hat made her skin look cold and pale. He looked at her with envy:

"Do you know why I only wore this hat once? Because I looked like a fugitive wearing it."

He thought it was the hat.

"Mask, mask." Special Assistant Gu quickly helped her put on the mask.

Guan Yu thought about it and realized that hands were not rare. Coincidentally, she had a pair of them.

"Xiao Guan, this workstation is yours today." Special Assistant Gu patted the chair in front of Zheng Can, "This is my chair, it's clean, sit there with confidence."

"Isn't your workstation in front of Ji Jinzhou's door?"

"Then the eunuchs in the palace must also have houses outside the palace." Special Assistant Gu gave a simple and crude example, "Of course, I don't mean to say that I am a eunuch."

A colleague passed by and stuffed an orange into each of their hands without saying a word, then walked away with a blank expression on his face, without saying a word.

Guan Yu: "So cold?"

"Well, the fortune teller told her that silence is golden, so she never asks for money unless it is necessary for work."

Guan Yu nodded in confusion.

Another woman in a business suit pulled a chair and sat down in front of them. "Assistant Gu, there is a follow-up to the last incident."

"What's the matter?" Guan Yu was curious.

"It was Xiao He from our department and his girlfriend Xiao Zhang from another department. They were kissing in the stairwell and were caught by CEO Ji. Our company prohibits office romances."

Assistant Gu nodded vigorously, "I know about this matter, so is he fired?"

"Originally, she was to be fired according to company regulations, but Xiao Zhang was pregnant and Xiao He's conditions were not very good, so President Ji only gave a small punishment."

"How small?"

"Just let Xiao He and Xiao Zhang kiss in a busy stairwell for half an hour. It's much less of a threat than firing them."

Special Assistant Gu remained silent: "It would be better to be fired."