I'll do it as soon as I open my eyes. If the villain doesn't do it, I'll do it.

Chapter 475

"Are you willing to be looked down upon? Do you want to keep pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger? You won't be irritated?" Special Assistant Gu asked three times in a heavy tone, "Where is your blood!"

"Xiao Gu, you have to learn how to mimic other things. Don't always maintain a solid state, otherwise you will become abnormal." Guan Yu advised him in a calm manner.

"...Can you speak human language? I don't understand."

"For example, if someone looks down on us, we will just walk away with a flat face. If we are irritated, we will walk away with a furry face. If we are forced to act like a pig, we can even eat pig feed." Guan Yu said with a smile.

"...I have been living in this miserable state for the past few years." Special Assistant Gu pretended to wipe away his tears, raised his head to force them back, and said in a sad tone:

"Over the years, I have been cowardly and flattering, cowardly and flattering, cowardly and flattering again, and cowardly and flattering again. Until now, I am still cowardly and flattering."

"So this time, we can't be so passive. We have to take the initiative and definitely not get divorced."

Guan Yu tilted her head, "But didn't you say that the first thing you should do when you get ashore is to kill the person you love?"

"How can being the one who takes the initiative and being the one who is being beheaded be the same?" Assistant Gu lowered his voice, "You can stop loving him, but he cannot stop loving you. You have to take the initiative in your marriage. As long as you have a marriage, you have the money."

"Do you want me to seduce him?" Guan Yu asked casually, holding her chin.

"Yes——" Assistant Gu blurted out, but after realizing what was happening, he quickly changed his words, "No!"

"Then you go seduce?"

"Bullshit!" Assistant Gu said without hesitation, "Even if I starve to death, I will never sell my butt to survive in this life."

"Even if it's ten million?"

Assistant Gu paused, his throat rolling up and down, his voice obviously not as strong and confident as before, "Even if it's 10 million."

Guan Yu stretched lazily and patted his shoulder to comfort him, "Relax, maybe she is just here to gain experience. We are all colleagues, so don't treat her as an imaginary enemy."

"Where do you think I was just now?" Special Assistant Gu placed the cell phone in front of her, which displayed Gu Fu's personal homepage.

"Xiao Gu, why are you so perverted?" Guan Yu was incredulous, "You actually watched someone commit adultery."

"Who am I doing this for?" Special Assistant Gu said earnestly, "Look at this."

Special Assistant Gu tapped the screen. She had posted a new status an hour ago: "We are finally meeting again."

The accompanying picture shows Ji’s interview scene. The man sitting behind the three interviewers sits upright, looking down at the documents carefully.

"Isn't it obvious that they are targeting someone? And this Ji Dapao, it's just a resume, why is he reading it so seriously? I'm drooling." Special Assistant Gu was very dissatisfied with Ji Jinzhou's performance.

Guan Yu enlarged the picture and looked at it, then looked up blankly at the man with a confident look on his face, "Is he hungry?"

"how do you know."

Guan Yu enlarged the picture and showed it to him, "Isn't this him ordering takeout?"

Assistant Gu took a closer look and found that the mobile phone hidden behind the documents was not hidden properly. The yellow software interface was particularly obvious. It was really... ordering takeout.

"It's not important." He put away his phone awkwardly.

During the interview, Ji Dapao was actually slacking off and playing with his phone, for fear that he would get hungry.

"I heard that Miss Gu is very decisive. If you two meet one day, how are you going to deal with her?"

Guan Yu thought about it and said, "Probably like this."

She blinked frantically at Assistant Gu and clasped her hands together, "Please leave me some food, please, please, I can't survive without money--"

Oh, so cute.

Special Assistant Gu couldn't help but grin, but suddenly realized something and stopped smiling, "Don't act like a spoiled child to your opponent! Do you think you're cute?"

"Isn't it cute?" Guan Yu's expression and actions were restrained, and she scratched her head, "I see that other people act like a spoiled child in this way."

"Not cute at all." Special Assistant Gu said with a straight face, "That's the enemy."