I'll do it as soon as I open my eyes. If the villain doesn't do it, I'll do it.

Chapter 492

"No wonder he was in such a hurry to get around us just now." Assistant Gu realized as he peeled an orange, "So he was in such a hurry to play with shit."

"......" Guan Yu was powerless to complain. Although she didn't know Gu Muying, this reason was not convincing at all. How could a mentally sound adult man be in a hurry to play with shit?

Not long after, Gu Muying came over with a sullen face and sat down on Guan Yu's right with a bit of anger.

Guan Yu leaned towards Ji Jinzhou unnoticeably.

Although I didn't believe what they said, I always felt something was wrong.

"Ji Jinzhou." Seeing that Ji Jinzhou had no intention of speaking, Gu Muying took the initiative to ask, "Don't you have anything to say?"

"Yes." Ji Jinzhou nodded seriously, "I just told you not to play, but you insisted on playing."

"I only regret that I didn't throw that mop of rag in your face." Gu Muying sneered, "Do you know how long that aunt talked about me? Do you know how I spent those five minutes that felt like years?"

He imitated the aunt's tone, pinching his throat and whispering, "She said, 'Young men should not play with feces at such a young age. There are many bacteria in feces, which will invade your body when your immunity is low. Your condition is very serious. You must ask the hospital to intervene and do not be afraid to seek medical treatment...'"

Guan Yu was stunned when she heard this. "This auntie doesn't even use punctuation when she speaks."

"If you don't play around, Auntie won't scold you." Ji Jinzhou said seriously, "Second uncle who is not related to me by blood, you have to control yourself."

"Who are you calling second uncle? Stop trying to make connections!"

"Okay, okay, I won't climb hydrogen, I'll climb oxygen." Ji Jinzhou compromised good-temperedly.

"......" Gu Muying was so angry that she sneered, "Just wait for my brother to come."

"You can't win the argument with me, so you're going to ask my brother to come?" Ji Jinzhou leaned on the sofa with an arrogant look on his face, "Why, can he come and beat me to death?"

"I can't kill you, but I can make your life miserable."

Gu Muying curled the corner of his lips. His brother's damage was not physical explosive damage, but continuous mental damage.

Ji Jinzhou certainly didn't believe it. After Assistant Gu peeled the orange and was about to pass it to Guan Yu, Ji Jinzhou naturally took it and passed it to her, "Eat the orange."

"Thank you."

Special Assistant Gu: "......"

I’ve only heard of people scrambling to get authorship in academic reports, but I’ve never heard of people scrambling to get authorship as a lackey!

Gu Muying suddenly looked up at the door, a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, "My brother is here."

Ji Jinzhou followed his gaze towards the door, there was a man...there was no one there.

"Is your brother a ghost?"

The narrator was almost reading out the description of his appearance, but the person still didn't appear.

"What I mean is that he's at the door, not in the hall. Doesn't it take time for him to walk over?" Gu Muying looked as if he was looking at a fool.

"But I didn't hear any car noises?" Guan Yu listened carefully to the noise outside. "Did you hear any?"

"No." Assistant Gu shook his head. He boldly guessed, "Could it be the twins' telepathy, that only the younger brother can hear his older brother coming?"

"So that's how it is." Guan Yu was amazed. "I always thought what was shown on TV was unrealistic, but it turns out that the telepathy between twins is so strong."

"That's so convenient. For the exam, one person only needs to review half, and the other half can be transmitted to the other person through telepathy."

Gu Muying hesitated a little, not knowing whether she should destroy their imagination of the twins. "Well... maybe it's because my brother came here by bicycle."

"Besides, he just sent me a message."

Guan Yu, Special Assistant Gu: "......"