I'll do it as soon as I open my eyes. If the villain doesn't do it, I'll do it.

Chapter 640

Fu Fenxi recalled every moment he spent with Ruan Baiying. A hint of smile flashed across his dark eyes, and the corners of his mouth curled up naturally.

Guan Yu was relieved: "The young master finally smiled."

Special Assistant Gu applauded: "Master, you haven't laughed so happily in a long time."

"Remember this feeling, Mr. Fu." Guan Yu reminded, "What did you think of?"

He couldn't help but smile, "Last month she was so angry that she threw water at me with a cup, and then she used it as an ashtray, and poured out the ashes all over my head and hers, making her face all gray."

Special Assistant Gu, Ji Botang: "......"

Ji Jinzhou, Guan Yu: "......"

Where's the punchline?

After Fu Fenxi finished laughing, he noticed their hesitant and sympathetic eyes, "Isn't it funny?"

Guan Yu: "No matter what, you have to remember this feeling. You have to be restrained but also indulgent. You have to laugh but not laugh too loudly."

Fu Fenxi seemed to understand, but not quite. He wanted to laugh, but couldn't laugh too loudly. He wanted to pamper her, but not too much...

Ji Botang: "The devil is in the details. The best way to arouse a woman's sense of crisis is to let her find out that you are not being nice to another woman in front of her on purpose, but are approaching her without her control. So you have to be nice to me, but you can't be too obvious about it."

I want her to see it, but I can't let her see it too obviously...

Special Assistant Gu: "Your eyes should also reveal three parts of coldness, four parts of emotion, two parts of restraint and one part of indifference."

It's a bit like the PPT for employee reports...

Ji Jinzhou blinked: "Have you learned it?"

Fu Fenxi nodded hesitantly, "Probably."

In fact, let alone learning it, he hardly understood what he heard.

The quiz came faster than Fu Fenxi had imagined. The phone beside him lit up, and a call note from "wife" popped up on the interface.

"Pick it up." Guan Yu encouraged with her eyes.

"What if she wants to divorce me?" Fu Fenxi was a little worried.

"We'll just improvise, eh?"

For some reason, listening to her calm voice and eyes, Fu Fenxi inexplicably gained confidence. He picked up the phone and put it on speakerphone.

A coquettish female voice came out through the external speaker: "Fu Fenxi! How long are you going to hide from me? I will not give up on getting you to sign. It will be useless even if you hide to the ends of the earth!"

Fu Fenxi raised his eyes and glanced at the group of military advisors opposite him. Special Assistant Gu was typing on the memo on his mobile phone and held it up for him to see.

[The man's voice was deep and magnetic, yet it was filled with a strong chill, like the coldness of a snowy mountain. His tone was sarcastic and cold, "Are you so impatient for me to go back?"]

What is magnetic depression?

What is a sound as cold as a snow-capped mountain?

Which part of the body can produce a sarcastic and cold tone?

Fu Fenxi fell into deep thought.

The woman's voice became even more violent, "Fu Fenxi! Are you dead? Why are you not talking!"

He spoke with a slight pressure, "Are you so impatient for me to go back?"

“Yes!” The woman did not hesitate. She naturally did not know that Fu Fenxi’s eyes dimmed slightly. She said to herself: “Come back as soon as possible, sign the agreement, and we will leave early…”

Guan Yu nudged Ji Baitang, and she immediately understood. She raised her voice and made a sweet and natural coquettish voice, "Fu Fenxi! Who are you talking to on the phone? Why are you ignoring me? Just look at me——"

Special Assistant Gu and Ji Jinzhou looked at each other and simultaneously made a gesture as if they were about to vomit, only for Guan Yu to glare at them.

Damn it, look at the sword!

The woman on the other side was alarmed and her voice became even more angry: "Fu Fenxi! Is there a woman with you?"

Guan Yu typed on the memo: [Scold Bo Tang to shut up, tell her to stay away from you, and tell your wife that he is "just an insignificant person"]

Fu Fenxi nodded confidently and sternly shouted into the microphone of his mobile phone: "Shut up and stay away from me."

There was a sound of glass breaking on the ground from the other side of the phone. The woman raised her voice in anger, "Fu Fenxi! You actually told me to shut up!?"

Guan Yu: “…”

No, man.

When you are on the phone and talking to someone, don’t you hold the phone farther away?