I'll do it as soon as I open my eyes. If the villain doesn't do it, I'll do it.

Chapter 705

After drinking for a while, Ji Jinzhou gradually became drunk and stood up. "I'm going to the bathroom. You guys sit down."

Jiang Yuhe immediately felt uncomfortable. Why was he feeling so awkward being alone in a room with his sister-in-law when his brother was not at home?

"Brother Mo." Jiang Yuhe squeezed in next to Mo Xiaoting and asked quietly, "Are you embarrassed?"

Mo Xiaoting pulled his pants out from under his butt with an expressionless face, "Do you want to die?"

Jiang Yuhe glanced at the woman next to him: "I mean, aren't you embarrassed?"

"I mean, don't you want to live?"

Jiang Yuhe: "......"

Ji Jinzhou went into the bathroom, took out his phone and sent a message to Guan Yu: [Did they recognize you? ]

Guan Yu quickly replied: [No, I'm almost doing the splits, who can tell. ]

[I can recognize you no matter how you are pinched. ]

Guan Yu lowered her head, preparing to pick out a versatile cute emoticon package to send over, but she couldn't find a cute one after flipping through the pack. All they had were pictures of dragons or memes.

Her hand slipped and she sent an inappropriate emoticon, but she quickly withdrew it.

Ji Jinzhou on this side hadn't seen it clearly yet, but he had already quickly long-pressed to add emoticons. He has always had the habit of stealing Guan Yu's emoticons, both the ugly ones and the extremely ugly ones.

Unable to find an emoticon suitable for flirting, she could only type in a reply: [They must have been pretty scared tonight, I see Mo Xiaoting has been drinking a lot hahahaha]

Ji Jinzhou typed this sentence with a smile, [It seems that our goal has been achieved. ]

[Of course, when you come back I will take off my mask and scare them to death. ]

Ji Jinzhou flipped through their chat records and put them on the sink with satisfaction. He turned on the faucet to wash his hands, humming a song happily.

He didn't notice at all that several drops of water splashed onto the lit screen, which changed rapidly, and accidentally opened someone's chat box, which kept sending emoticons.

One, the new emoticon package he saved from Guan Yu.

In this private room, the three of them looked at each other in silence.

"You." Mo Xiaoting raised his chin, his brows unconsciously knitted tightly, looking a bit fierce, "You are a girl, can't you find a decent man to fall in love with? Do you have to find a married woman?"

"Jinzhou is very nice to me, and I like him very much."

Mo Xiaoting: "But his wife likes him very much, too."

Guan Yu readily agreed: "If sister agrees, I can also accept a world of three people."

"Hey." Mo Xiaoting was speechlessly amused by her train of thought, "You and Ji Jinzhou's brains are quite compatible in some ways."

"You mean, Jinzhou and I are a good match?"

"You're overthinking it." Mo Xiaoting said without thinking, "What I mean is that your IQs are at the same level."

"On the same level?" Guan Yu knew that Mo Xiaoting was not going to say anything good, so she pretended to be surprised and asked, "What level?"

“Two retards.”

"...Fools also have their own blessings." Guan Yu remained calm, "It's good for two fools to be together. There's no need to worry about being schemed against by smart people."

Mo Xiaoting sincerely admired: "It must be very happy to be your and Ji Jinzhou's brain. You don't have to go to work all day, and your brain is always down. Even after you die, your brain is still brand new. You don't have to consider the consequences of doing anything. You can just do it without thinking about it."

"......" Guan Yu also felt that Mo Xiaoting's sharp tongue skills were at their best today.

She was about to retort when Mo Xiaoting's phone on the table suddenly vibrated, as if several messages were coming to him one after another. He didn't want to pay attention to it, but the vibration continued.

He had no choice but to pick up his phone and saw that it was Ji Jinzhou's chat box. The red dot showed that there were more than fifty unread messages, and the number was still increasing. He clicked on it without knowing why, and a long string of... very complicated emoticons flooded his field of vision.

The reason why it is complicated is that the cartoon characters in this emoticon package are cute, but the accompanying text is so straightforward that it is...unbearable to look at.

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