I'll do it as soon as I open my eyes. If the villain doesn't do it, I'll do it.

Chapter 828

"listen."

Guan Yu counted on her fingers, listing all her evil deeds:

"Like using lipstick to draw on your face, tying your hair into two pigtails, taking ugly photos of you, or just after taking photos of you, forgetting to remove your makeup and falling asleep..."

Ji Jinzhou's eyes froze, and he subconsciously looked at himself in the mirror opposite. His face was full of traces of being tormented...

It’s really troublesome.

The areas around the eyes, the tip of the nose, and the lips were carefully filled with lipstick, and the cheeks were the worst affected area, with a dog drawn on the left and a turtle drawn on the right, "JJZ" written on the forehead, and "GY" written on the chin.

Whenever she wrote their initials on the beach or carved them on antiques, he would close his eyes and praise her for her hard work.

What if it wasn't written on his face?

The corners of his mouth twitched, and when he saw the innocent expression on the culprit's face, he couldn't get angry or laugh. Finally, he laughed out of anger and pointed at the masterpiece on his face, "What the hell is this?"

"Shade number?" Guan Yu raised her head cheerfully, "06 Chumo."

“…” Who asked about the lipstick color number!

"I'm already drunk, why don't you do something else?" Ji Jinzhou was so disappointed that he pinched her chin, "Such a good opportunity."

"Opportunity?" Guan Yu slowed down her application of facial cream. She pondered for a moment, "Does it mean that I can do something even more beastly?"

"Well, you can." Ji Jinzhou agreed happily with a smile in his eyes, "You can do anything for me."

"Oh, that's right. Why didn't I think of that?" Guan Yu slammed her palm, her face full of regret. "Such a good opportunity, I should have put on full makeup for you earlier. I haven't seen you with thick false eyelashes yet."

Ji Jinzhou's smile suddenly disappeared: "......"

Others have sex after drinking, but she does it after drinking, right?

Guan Yu carefully observed her face in the mirror, and it seemed that the contours were fuller. "Ji Jinzhou, do you think I have gained weight recently?"

Ji Jinzhou half-sat by the dressing table, his long legs naturally crossed, his arms folded as he observed her face, "Not bad."

"Not bad? You just give me a perfunctory response." She frowned in dissatisfaction, "It's obvious that you haven't observed me carefully."

"Then...it seems a little rounder?"

"Ji Jinzhou!" Guan Yu looked at him in disbelief, heartbroken, as if she was looking at a heartless man, "You dislike me for being fat, don't you?"

Ji Jinzhou:?

"You've said all the good and bad things to me, so do I have to take this scolding today?"

"Hehe, you found out all this." Guan Yu smiled embarrassedly.

"There is a scale in the corner. Do you want to measure yourself?" Ji Jinzhou raised his chin.

"Measure it." She took a deep breath.

Ji Jinzhou went to the bathroom to remove the lipstick on his face, and then took off his pigtails. After coming out, he stepped on the scale. Guan Yu asked him expectantly, "Have you gained weight?"

"Tsk, how come I lost 0.2 catties?" Ji Jinzhou frowned, somewhat dissatisfied with his weight loss, "I haven't been to the gym for two days, and I lost 0.2 catties of muscle."

Guan Yu rolled her eyes and instructed him unhappily, "You, turn around, I want to get on the scale."

"Are you afraid of being seen?" Ji Jinzhou teased while turning his back.

Guan Yu stepped onto the scale, closed her eyes tightly, and quietly opened a crack. After seeing the number clearly, her heart finally died down, and she slowly closed her eyes again with peace of mind.

"Can I turn around now, Miss Guan?"

Guan Yu waited until the flashing numbers on the scale disappeared before she spoke, "That's enough."

Ji Jinzhou turned around and saw the expression on her face and guessed, "How much heavier?"

"Not much, 0.5 jin."

"Oh—" he stretched out his voice as if he suddenly realized something, "Five pounds."

"Ji Jinzhou! You are not allowed to say that!" Guan Yu pushed him in anger.

He took a few steps back, covered his chest with a smile, and said, "Oh, you're still anxious, are you embarrassed now?"

"I've decided." Guan Yu's eyes were firm, "I want to lose weight."