I'll do it as soon as I open my eyes. If the villain doesn't do it, I'll do it.

Chapter 844

Guan Yu came out of the office fully dressed and carrying her bag. Special Assistant Gu immediately called her and asked, "Where are you going?"

"What do you mean by going out to play?" Guan Yu snorted, "I want to do something serious. Can I go on a business trip?"

"Guan Guan..." Upon hearing this, Special Assistant Gu stood up and stretched out his arms to hug her with emotion.

"No thanks." Guan Yu slapped the back of his hand, pretending to be angry, "Don't always touch me, Ji Jinzhou will misunderstand if he knows."

"Isn't that his daily psychological activity? He'll get used to it. He eats vinegar like food." Special Assistant Gu grinned, "Guan Guan, I'm really happy that you want to take me on the business trip..."

"Stop, you're too happy."

Guan Yu stopped him first, blocking him with her hand to prevent him from getting any closer, "This time, I want to go by myself."

"Ah..." Assistant Gu said in a disappointed tone, "Is it inconvenient to take me with you?"

"It's inconvenient." Guan Yu said directly.

"Aren't you feeling suffocated?"

Guan Yu:?

"Take your bad jokes and yourself and get out of here." She said coldly, "I'm leaving."

"What a heartless woman." Special Assistant Gu watched her go away, "All those years of love were in vain after all."

"Oh, right." Guan Yu suddenly turned back and asked thoughtfully, "If my friend is being urged to get married, and her parents are forcing her to get married, what should I do?"

"Well..." Assistant Gu answered casually, "They said he was a homosexual, and then he was kicked out of the house, so he wouldn't be urged to get married."

"What if her parents say that even if she is a lesbian, she can still get married, have children, and then divorce?"

"Hmm? Such cunning parents." Special Assistant Gu stroked his chin in thought, his expression a little solemn, "Then we can only find a partner for her."

"But she doesn't want to get married... No, it should be that the person she wants to marry doesn't want to marry her."

The little girl Wen Liuhe has very high standards and she will not marry anyone but Ji Yanshu.

"Then find a fake partner." Special Assistant Gu nodded seriously, "This is my trump card excuse."

But sometimes he also wants to find someone to marry - when he can't find anyone to share a meal with.

After getting married, you two don’t have to wait for others to prepare a meal together. It’s so happy just thinking about it.

Guan Yu didn't know what she was thinking of. She nodded happily and patted Gu's shoulder with appreciation, "You are really my good military advisor."

"It's okay." Special Assistant Gu scratched his head embarrassedly.

"When you die, I will make your ashes into a set of tarot cards and a set of playing cards to carry with me. This way, you can give me bad advice before you die, and you can also give me evil advice after you die."

She left satisfied.

Special Assistant Gu:?

Did he hear it right? What did he turn into a card?

Gu Fu seemed to be thinking about something. She didn't know what was going on in Gu Yun's brain, but he did have a lot of ideas.

She popped her head out and said, "Um... can you give me some too?"

Special Assistant Gu:? ?

"Do you know how much of my ashes are used for tarot cards and playing cards alone?" He gestured with his hand under his neck, "At least there is nothing below the neck."

"I just need a little bit." She pursed her lips, "Just enough to make a dice."

Special Assistant Gu:???

"You're really not greedy." He laughed angrily, "Do you want me to make you a Bo cup with the rest?"

"...Is it okay?" she asked sincerely.

"..."