I'll do it as soon as I open my eyes. If the villain doesn't do it, I'll do it.

Chapter 900

Assistant Gu cleared his throat and said, "Standing can improve digestion, promote gastrointestinal motility, control weight, consume more calories, prevent indigestion and constipation, prevent fat accumulation, and relax the mood."

"I feel very heavy right now."

"Then we can test whether standing can really relax you."

"..."

Ji Jinzhou took a step back, "We have to move the sofa in, right? Or other furniture. It's so empty now, so shabby."

"Is it too empty?" Assistant Gu thought, "Should I buy a treadmill or an elliptical trainer--"

Ji Jinzhou hung up the call without thinking.

"What's wrong?" Guan Yu leaned on the desk bored.

"Gu Yun is crazy."

She didn't even think about it, "When has he ever been normal?"

“He wanted us to work standing up.”

Guan Yu's eyes widened: "...Is he crazy?"

"Wait." Ji Jinzhou walked around Guan Yu and saw two paintings on the wall behind her.

These are two paintings that can greatly affect appetite. They show the muscle distribution of a man and a woman. Above the muscles is a thick layer of yellow fat. Below them are two lines of words:

"If you don't work hard to lose weight today, you will become Mr. Wang tomorrow!"

"Eat one more grain of rice today, and you will become Guan Yu tomorrow!"

Ji Jinzhou: "......"

Guan Yu: "......"

“Why am I Mr. Wang?”

“Well, in general, Mr. Chen, Mr. Wang, and Mr. Wu in the domineering boss novels all play this kind of role.” Guan Yu gestured with a big belly.

"Be careful what you say and say you're sorry."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Chen, Mr. Wang, and Mr. Wu." Guan Yu apologized swiftly and distanced herself from the matter, "It was written by other authors, not me."

There was a knock on the door, and Special Assistant Gu poked his head in with a pile of contracts and smiled flatteringly, "Morning."

"cut."

"laugh."

The couple uttered a disdainful sound in unison.

"Boss Ji, these are the documents that were sent to you today and need your review."

"Leave it there." Ji Jinzhou was very frugal with his words.

"Okay, please check it out." Special Assistant Gu stood in front of the desk.

Guan Yu: Stare...

Assistant Gu took a step and left her sight.

Guan Yu: Chasing and staring...

"Don't look at me." Special Assistant Gu gave her a reproachful look, "I'll be shy."

Ji Jinzhou simply flipped through it and said, "It should be complete."

Guan Yu continued to stare at him viciously until he closed the door and left.

Ji Jinzhou picked up the top file, half leaned against the desk, scanned the document at a glance and began to review it.

Guan Yu sat on the desk, swinging her legs and playing with her cell phone.

As long as you want to be lazy, you can find plenty of ways to deceive yourself.

Just leaning or sitting on the desk is obviously not a long-term solution. Her back and waist started to ache after sitting for a while. She rolled her eyes and came up with a good idea.

outside.

Gu Fu looked at Special Assistant Gu who kept looking at the office door, and finally couldn't help asking, "What are you looking at?"

Special Assistant Gu said without thinking, "It's been an hour, isn't it too quiet?"

"What?" Gu Fu was a little confused. Was there any other action needed to be done?

Did he plant a bomb in it?