Genshin Impact: Without the Eye of God, the Original Man Witnesses the Original

"...Actually, there is nothing wrong with my friends." It took Jiang Yi a long time to understand Gan Yu's logic.

This is the first time I’ve encountered someone who wants to find out how many girls he has messed with.

"Most of the girls I flirted with are in the jade slip group chat." He said after a pause.

"Basically?" Ganyu, whose long blue hair fell between Jiang Yi's fingers, was a little concerned about this word. Does that mean that not all of it is included?

There are obviously enough girls in the jade slip group chat.

"Forget it!" Gan Yu lowered her eyes that were like the sunset glow at night. She was exhausted and could only continue to worry about Jiang Yi's happy life. With thousands of years of experience, she should be able to handle it better than Jiang Yi!

But when she thought of Jiang Yi's bad character that constantly provoked girls, she sighed.

Who told us to make an agreement?

However, all the girls held hands with Jiang Yi, hugged, kissed, and then...

She suddenly felt a little hot and dizzy. This scene must have violated Liyue’s laws!

I couldn't help but reach out and hold my forehead.

Also, why are you still hugging me?

The soft feeling and the faint fragrance of Jiahe made Jiang Yi feel at ease.

"Tell the girl on you to come out, I will help you to comfort her!" Gan Yu patted Jiang Yi's hand and asked Jiang Yi to put her down.

Gan Yu's proposal made Jiang Yi a little embarrassed.

The girl on my body is not a friend who is difficult to meet, but...

"Senior Sister, it's not what you think." Jiang Yi said helplessly.

"Hmm?" Ganyu snorted and put her hands on her hips for the first time. "Let them come out and meet you! I am your elder after all."

"..." Jiang Yi was very surprised to hear the word "elder", but now it seems strange according to the agreement between you and me! Besides, you are not as old as the elders on my body!

"Do you really want to see me?"

"Yes!"

"Don't be shocked!"

"I...I won't be shocked!"

Even if you hide a hundred girls on your body, I am ready.

I am also prepared to face the most jealous and difficult jealous girl.

“I have communicated with them.”

"That's even better. Tell me in advance so that the meeting won't be too bad."

"Then let me introduce the first one, Yandora."

A cute little blue-haired girl appeared, wearing a white skirt with lace pleats and a pink ribbon bow tied at the chest, and a forest green lop-eared rabbit costume on the outside.

The blue eyes looked at Ganyu.

So excited, Jiang Yi is the first to introduce himself.

"Yes! I know Yandora, next one." Ganyu didn't take Yandora seriously. Such a young child definitely wouldn't have the thoughts of an adult.

"Nah, Fanan and Yingda." Jiang Yi called out two Yakshas.

She has long hair with a gradient color of water color, a pair of horns on her forehead that curve backwards, a shell head necklace, and exceptionally fair skin.

Yingda has long fiery red hair, fiery red eyebrows, vertical lines between the eyebrows, clothes with golden flame patterns, and a gradient black and red background.

"Hmm!" Ganyu raised her eyebrows. The two Yakshas, ​​Fanan and Yingda, could be considered her predecessors. How could they be taken down by Jiang Yi?

"Shiranui, Snow Girl, Blood Dendrobium..." Three girls in different kimono styles appeared on Jiang Yi's body, some wearing gorgeous gold and red butterfly clothes, some wearing blue and white frost-colored skirts, and some wearing wide-sleeved kimonos with red cross-shore patterns. They all had different looks, and all carried an enchanting beauty that did not belong to the human world.

Ganyu stared at the two of them and her lips moved slightly.

Does this count as five?

Plus the one on the island of Haizhi...

I can’t count them with two hands!

"Heulia, and... Zhen!" On Jiang Yi's body, the white salt grains combined into a beautiful, holy and flawless girl in ancient costume. The girl had long snow-white hair and stood barefoot on the salt flowers blooming on the ground. Her eyes were full of helplessness as she followed Jiang Yi and the others in making trouble.

"A...demon!" Ganyu covered her chest, "Salt Demon Heulia," "It's okay, it's okay, I can bear it."

Not surprised! Not surprised!

"Haha! This kind of occasion to meet other people is really subtle!" The scarlet dream cherries gathered together and transformed into a noble kimono woman with a dignified and gentle temperament and purple eyes.

The lavender kimono had wide sleeves and long hems, revealing her slender white legs. Her long hair was tied in a hairband at the back, and fluttered slightly in the wind.

Ganyu's mind went blank and her eyes widened.

Before visiting Haizhi Island, she once entered the castle tower as a messenger from Liyue to meet General Raiden.

They look exactly the same.

"General Raiden! His Majesty the Great... His Highness the Great Emperor."

She began to stutter.

"Haha, hello!" Zhen waved at Ganyu.

Ganyu felt that her whole heart had drifted outside of Teyvat.

"Sorry! I'm sorry!"

She immediately lowered her head to explain.

"I don't mean to object! I just think that when it comes to the status of love, even the Seventh Ruler should fight for it by legitimate means..."

This matter is very obvious. The real position of the queen, the jealous people, the crisis faced by Jiang Yi and Hai Zhidao, need to be isolated by the magical power of time.

However, this tone...

???

The shock in her heart took her a long time to notice that the temperament and tone of the person in front of her were different from those of the Thunder General of the Castle Tower.

Jiang Yi and Zhen stood aside, waiting quietly for Gan Yu to recover.

"When it comes to status in love, even the Seventh Ruler should fight for it with legitimate means... I have no objection!" Zhen repeated this sentence, covering his overly happy smile.

I can’t take it anymore. This illusory body condensed by Mengying feels like my stomach is hurting from laughing so hard.

Keep it classy, ​​keep it classy!

But I’m really looking forward to seeing what Ying’s reaction will be when he hears this.

"Ahem! Let me introduce you again. This is Zhen! Thunder God Baal! A gentle god." Jiang Yi spoke up to clear up Ganyu's misunderstanding. "The Thunder General of the Castle Tower is Thunder God Baalzebub, Shadow!"

"?!!" Ganyu reacted, "Legend has it that there are two Thunder Gods in Inazuma. Are you the previous Thunder God?"

According to Master Liuyun Jiefeng, Emperor Yanwang once drank with other rulers of the seven countries, and Inazuma had a shadow warrior accompanying General Leidian.

"Jiang Yi had a hard time changing my fate of extinction and pulling me back from the darkness and that country!" Zhen looked at Gan Yu and said, "Hope and miracles, dreams and glory... life and death."

"The splendor of the world is the highest manifestation of human beauty."

"The difficulty of finding beauty in this world is the value of human beauty."

"The brevity of life is the essence of human beauty."

"With wealth and splendor, surrounded by beautiful women, girls compete for the men they like, and men try to please the girls by performing the aesthetics of beauty. Seize the short time together and leave a lasting memory."

"A brilliant life, an eternal splendor."

"Whether immortals or humans, everyone should have their own dreams and cherish every moment..."

"Ms. Ganyu, we are now a think tank!"

She said to Ganyu with a smile, and her body turned into Mengying and returned to Jiang Yi's body.

Heulia groaned for a moment: "Please don't take us to heart."

"?" Gan Yu looked at the Salt God who turned into salt grains and entered Jiang Yi's body. How could it be possible! If you say you don't care about it, then don't care about it.

And Zhen's words seemed to have a deeper meaning, not just telling her that they were a think tank.

"We're going back too." Fanan whispered softly and turned into a stream of water, taking away Yingda who was about to say something.

Shiranui, Yuki Onna and Bloodrose looked at each other, shook their heads, and each turned into talismans.

"Yandora is the only one left." Yandora looked around.

"Well! You should kiss next, Yan Duola has to get out of the way!" She hid back in the transparent bottle.

"Kiss... kiss, kiss, kiss... kiss?!!" Steam seemed to be coming out of Ganyu's head, and she took a step back, two steps back, and three steps back.

Put your hands in front and shake to cover.

"No, no, no! I'm not refusing, I just think this is progressing too fast."

She stepped back step by step, making people worry that she would walk out of the sundial and fall into the turbulent flow of time.

Jiang Yi appeared behind Gan Yu.

Ganyu nervously closed her eyes instantly, and her legs wrapped in black stockings actually felt a little weak.

Obviously wanted to escape.

"Senior sister, I'm not some kiss-crazy devil!" Jiang Yi said helplessly, "Don't listen to Yandora's nonsense."

Ganyu, who was just about to cover her head to defend herself and completely throw off Qilin's elegance, was stunned when she heard the words.

"Yes! Is kissing a necessary process here?" She regained a little confidence as a senior, "Wait a minute, Jiang Yi, did you kiss Shen He?"