Genshin Impact: Without the Eye of God, the Original Man Witnesses the Original

Not far from the trees and stream.

Fanan, Yingda and Yandola, who also wanted to try massage, looked at each other when they heard the outrageous price.

"Could it be that this is just the price for Paimon?" Yandora fell into thought.

It’s not certain that Ningguang can’t afford it!

Yandora, who knew Jiang Yi, made a secret guess.

"What is the Qun Yu Pavilion?" Slusa asked. She also wanted a massage.

I almost forgot, there is someone here who doesn't know about the Jade Pavilion... Yandora looked up, "Open the jade slip and search it, and you will know."

"Also, it's night time now, so we should make our preparations."

Should I go to Jiang Yi for a massage in the name of learning massage?

Hehe, Yanduo pulled her hat, excitement appearing on her cute face.

Plan pass,

Over there, Jiaerjia was thanking Jiang Yi, Ying, Paimon, Lilupal and Feligis.

"I originally liked to fly freely, and pursued speed and skills, so I arranged many challenges like 'Floating Light Summoning'... but no flower spirit was willing to enjoy it with me."

"Thank you for being with me today!"

Jiang Yi shook his head: "You're welcome! I really like your challenge. I will bring my friends here when I have time, okay?"

"Of course!" Jarja thanked, "I'd be more than welcome."

She believed that Lord Jiang Yi’s friends were definitely different from the followers of the Jiaolun Group.

At night, bonfires rise from the sea of ​​nectar flowers.

Brings the aroma of food.

Jiang Yi and Ying entered the next step of the dating process.

"Look, it's a wild snack stand. Let's go here for dinner." Jiang Yi was surprised and secretly gave a thumbs up. Yan Duola did a good job.

Ying came to the snack stand with a confused look on her face and looked at the owner wearing slim cheongsam.

Isn’t this Yingda?

"Fresh grilled fish, grilled lamb skewers, grilled pig's trotters... Don't miss them if you pass by." Yingda blinked one eye and smiled like a flower.

Ying moved her eyes to the left. In addition to the smell of barbecue, she also smelled a strange smell coming from the barbecue grill on the left. A huge fruit covered with thorns was being roasted on the fire.

I won’t complain about the snack stalls that appeared in the wilderness. After all, there are open-air cinemas and amusement parks here.

It's just a simulated date, so there's no need to be surprised by anything that happens... Of course not!

You are the Yaksha of Liyue!

How come you are so skilled at setting up the stall here?

"What is this?" Ying had never seen this kind of fruit in Teyvat.

"I picked it up under a tree when I went out to play in the afternoon. A fire mushroom beast was breathing fire at the fruit. I smelled a strange and unique odor, and the flesh inside seemed edible, so I brought it back." Yingda explained.

"I know, this is roasted durian." Jiang Yi was showing his knowledgeable side to his girlfriend.

Nonsense, he created this tropical fruit, how could he not know!

The flower spirits around retreated far away.

It’s so terrible, it feels like the whole sea of ​​nectar flowers stinks.

They were originally curious about what kind of human food His Majesty Jiang Yi's friends would make, but now they just want to put out the fire as soon as possible.

"Ying, would you like one?" Jiang Yi took out the Mora bag.

So it costs money? Ying was stunned. She thought Jiang Yi would give out some free food coupons.

Including the winnings from the game, the two of them now have a total of 600,000 Mora for dating, so there is no need to save.

"How much is one?" she asked according to the normal purchasing process.

"Grilled fish is 16,000 Mora per portion, mutton skewers are 2,000 Mora per portion, grilled pig's trotters are 18,000 Mora per portion, and this... the durian one is 30,000 Mora per portion, and, and, the giant lobster that Fa Nan caught from the sea is 180,000 Mora per portion." Yingda put his hands on his hips.

This is the "simulated business" plan that Yandora thought of.

Assist Jiang Yi and Ying's date.

Prepare dinner for everyone.

"It's so expensive!" Ying almost bit her tongue.

Is this the price at a snack stand? Paimon's monthly food budget can be spent on just one meal here.

"Alas! Customers have to understand. After all, we are the only snack stand here, so the prices must be expensive." Ying Dazai said as a matter of course.

Next to Yingda was Silusa, who was holding a juicer and preparing juice under Yan Duola's step-by-step instruction.

"Ten thousand Mora for a cup." Slusha whispered the suggested price given by Yandora.

It turns out that making money is so easy in human society. If you drink 100 cups a day, you can become a millionaire.

Ying is not in a hurry to buy it at the moment.

Walk over to Yandora's stall and see what she is selling.

"Delicious ice cream, only 100,000 Mora. Buy it now and get one free!" On Yandora's counter, petals of ice mist flowers were placed under a row of ice creams to prevent them from melting.

Two ice slimes were sealed in bubbles, responsible for providing ice for Slusha's juice.

A fully grown pure water elf will not be easily frozen by ice, so Yandora can already command her former natural enemies, the Ice Slime and the Ice Mist Flower, to serve her ice cream stand.

“……”Ying felt poor.

Let’s look at the next stall.

Fa Nan's stall was selling goldfish catching and mechanical toys, and next to it was Feligis's strange stall covered with a red cloth.

"What stall is this?" Ying asked.

"Customer, you asked the right question. This is the booth waiting for you to win the million-dollar prize!" Feligis pulled open the red cloth, revealing a stage behind it. "As long as you complete the couple's challenge, you can get the prize. The challenges are staring at each other for ten minutes without blinking, one person falling backwards with eyes closed while the other catches them, or writing riddles for each other..."

She talked about more than ten challenge projects in total.

Ying only heard three words from between the lines.

"Being flirty."

Wow, so many tricks.

If you want to have a delicious meal, you have to play games with your partner first to increase the emotional connection, right?

Let’s look at Lilupal.

"Come on! This magical winning outfit is perfect for wearing alone at night in front of your partner!" Lilupal directly set up a barrier to block the smell from the snack stand, and inside was... clothes that were embarrassing enough.

They all wore ancient desert clothing with exposed navels, veils covering only the chest, and very short skirts.

The clothes are not illusions, but the condensation of spiritual power, just like the clothes condensed from the demon power of monsters and the clothes condensed from the immortal power of immortals, they can be worn directly.

Under the purple and gold light, the clothes are noble, luxurious and full of charm. The gems and gold ornaments on them are shining, and the silky smooth fabric is easy to tear.

"No need to look at it, I can't afford it!" Ying refused politely and turned back.

Who would wear something like this at night?

We're just simulating a date, simulating, simulating, get it?

"Guest, guest, tonight is the first night our store is open, and you are the first customers, so I will give you free gifts." With a mischievous smile, Lilupal danced the magic bottle up and down as he enthusiastically promoted the product at the door.

Jiang Yi admired the clothes in the store and turned back to catch up with Ying.

"One grilled fish, twenty skewers of lamb, two grilled pig's trotters, one grilled durian, one large lobster, two glasses of juice..." Ying decided to spend the six hundred thousand first, and then consider whether to take the million-dollar prize.

"Ice cream, eat this first!"

The simulated snack street prepared by Yandora was very realistic, and there were tables and chairs taken out from the cave and placed on the road.

The light that shines in front of you is a magic lamp that repels mosquitoes.

Of course, there are no mosquitoes in the sea of ​​nectar flowers, not to mention that it is a pure land where immortals live, so how could there be annoying mosquitoes?

"Is there a lack of vegetables?" Jiang Yi sat in front of Ying, looking at the feast on the table.

Ying pointed to the lettuce under the mutton skewers on the plate: "It's a free gift from the boss."

She is a meat eater today, so just a little bit of vegetables is enough.

"Guests, your juice is here." In order to get food without paying, Paimon volunteered to be a waiter at many stalls.

"What big hearts." Ying looked at the heart-shaped fruit on the juice. It was a perfect couple's juice.

"If you drink the same glass of juice with a 'Y'-shaped straw within one minute, you can get a free meal!" Paimon was particularly impressed by Yandora's ability to stir up trouble.

At least, she couldn't think of so many fancy tricks.

"It's free! How about giving it a try?" Jiang Yi would certainly not let down Yandora's many arrangements.

"This game is called, you take a sip, I take a sip, so we have to cooperate with each other." Paimon actually doubted whether this shape of straw could suck up juice.

But never mind.

The point of this thing is not to drink, but for two people to get close to each other and make shy or embarrassed expressions face to face.

It would be better if the woman blushes.

The breathing of the two people will blend in the small space, and the gentleness will become rapid and shy.

Use a big heart-shaped wreath as a photo frame to show the beauty of a date between couples, post it on your Moments, and draw envious likes from everyone.

So this juice is actually for taking photos and checking in.

The "Y"-shaped straw was specially trimmed so that the two branches were exceptionally short. When two people held the straw in their mouths, their mouths would almost touch each other, and their noses would be in close contact.

Ying lifted her hair, revealing the girl's sideburns.

It's free, so hard to resist.

Moreover, as a hired "dating girlfriend", you have to play an active role in activities that do not involve direct lip contact.

but……

This is too extreme, too borderline.

The two men leaned forward.

Being stared at by everyone, I actually felt awkward.

What kind of social elite must be able to engage in such an activity in public!

"Take pictures, take pictures!" Yandora and Paimon held up the heart-shaped wreath together, Lilupal turned on the lights, and Feligis started taking pictures.

If Yan Duola puffs out her lips, she can also create some bubble effects.

Blowing bubbles was her specialty when she was a child.

"Lord Zulwan..." Fedoh and Zulwan were looking at the strange streets and activities that had never been seen before in the sea of ​​flowers from a distance.

"I know that in the human world, our Ganlu Flower Sea can probably be called a 'holy dating place'." As the original flower spirit, Zulwan can directly learn knowledge and information from far away from the earth veins.

"After everything is at peace, many of our old missions will be abandoned, so we can naturally look for new missions."

"If there is a flower spirit willing to host such a date scene every time His Majesty Jiang Yi brings a human or non-human girl here, it will definitely be very lively." She has already foreseen the future.

As a follower of God, there is nothing wrong with such a mission.

Moreover, it is appropriate to call this the angels’ “work.”

She still remembered that the flower spirits in the sea of ​​nectar flowers followed Slusha in the original dream and served as angels for a long time.

Most flower spirits prefer a quiet atmosphere, but as long as there are a few flower spirits who like liveliness, the activity will become interesting.

The night is still long.

Jiang Yi and Ying put aside their awkwardness and gradually enjoyed the atmosphere of everyone accompanying them on a "simulated date".