Genshin Impact: Without the Eye of God, the Original Man Witnesses the Original
Chapter 858: The same naivety, moths to the flame
Xiao Gong looked down intently: "Big Raccoon Demon, Fire Drill, Mist Spirit...you guys need to work hard!"
Her voice was as clear as a lark and as excited as a child watching a passionate competition.
I should have been rooting for the kids, but after Aratake Ichito joined, I have to root for the weak Hyakki.
"Look at my weapon!" The children held long firework sticks in their hands, and golden fireworks like flowing rain continued to rise from the top of the weapons.
The grass, wooden barrels, bottles and jars in the dark night were all illuminated.
The giant raccoon demon seemed to have nowhere to escape, but although it had short limbs and a fat body, it could control the power of the wind and had agile and swift speed, easily avoiding the capture of the children.
From time to time it turns into a wooden basin in the river, a bird's nest on the roof, a tree trunk on the ground... suddenly appearing, scaring the children, or tripping them.
They even picked up mushrooms, wild flowers, and beetles from the ground and put them on the children's necks and clothes.
The children were united in hatred of the enemy and fought hard.
"Hey!"
One child had his face covered in muddy paw prints from the other.
The giant raccoon demon stood there, wagging its tail and doing a weird dance.
Hmm! It looks a bit like Count Rabbit.
Full of sarcasm.
"You little thing is so arrogant! Don't be afraid, I'm here!" With a loud shout that made people's ears hurt, Huang Long Yidou came over aggressively, holding a red-horned pestle and chopped at the big raccoon monster.
The big raccoon transformed into a demon and ran away quickly.
Bang! The ground cracked, forming a big crack.
"Don't even think about escaping!" Huang Long Yidou became excited and chased after him excitedly, with the light of rock element flashing in his hand. The power of rock wrapped around the golden-red mighty red-horned pestle, turning it into a golden-brown weapon like a mace.
The golden rock spikes protruded from the thick brown stick, making it look even more terrifying than the big pestle.
"Wow... it's the 'Ghost King Gold Crushing Stick'! The big raccoon demon must be careful!" Xiao Gong above the clouds shook Jiang Yi, "Quick, quick, let the 'big raccoon demon' get out of the way."
Just now, Xiao Gong had told Jiang Yi all the information about this big fool.
But when he heard the name of this weapon or fighting skill, Jiang Yi couldn't help laughing, and thought it was called "Qiao Lez".
Huang Long Yidou held the "Ghost King's Golden Breaking Stick" and smashed around.
The weapon hit the ground, creating a huge hole instantly.
The giant raccoon demon had sweat on its forehead and ran quickly on the ground.
"Uh... after the game is over, we may have to do two days of activities to fill the pit." Xiao Gong said embarrassedly. Such a big pit will definitely make the residents angry. In addition to children, many adults don't like these idle and troublesome ghosts. The aftermath of the pit must be cleaned up.
Otherwise, this guy Aratake Ichito would probably have to face the samurai of Tenryo Bugyo and spend a few nights in jail.
"Everyone, follow me..." Arata Ichito used his loud and piercing voice to gather all the children nearby.
"Boss, Boss, we are here too." His three followers finally came over carrying boxes of fireworks, "Let's go! The Ghost Beetle Chariot!"
A purple firework in the shape of a ghost beetle was placed on the ground. With a whoosh, red fireworks came out of the tail and it rushed forward, but after hitting a slope, it instantly flipped sideways and crackled on the spot until the flames were exhausted and black smoke came out.
But it doesn't matter, they still have it.
Then, the three followers poured out the fireworks from the box, and one by one the ghost beetle chariots began to move forward, mighty and powerful, with crackling sounds.
It is quite spectacular under the night sky.
"Come on, Beetle Chariot! Come on!" the children cheered and shouted.
"What? Why don't you cheer for me?" Arakaki Ichito was unhappy and looked back fiercely.
"Uh!" The children looked at the older brother whose weapon was not sociable, "Alright! Come on, big brother Arataki Ichito!"
"That's pretty good!" Aratake Ichito nodded with satisfaction, picked up a firework tube with his left hand, and instantly blended into the group of children as if he was carrying a rocket launcher.
The giant raccoon demon looked speechlessly at the army of ghost beetle chariots. Before they reached it, half of them were destroyed due to various accidents.
They made faces at Ara Taki Ito, twisted their tails in mockery, patted their butts, grabbed some mud, and smeared it on Ara Taki Ito's face as he stood among the children and enjoyed the pleasure of being the "king of children".
The giant raccoon demon was stunned. This guy who looked very powerful, seemed... maybe... not so powerful?
"Hahahahaha..."
"He got hit! Many kids can avoid it!"
Xiao Gong was laughing so hard on the cloud that he almost couldn't breathe. The big raccoon demon relied on surprise attacks to throw mud, and as long as the children were prepared, they could avoid it.
Jiang Yi supported his chin. Compared with the laughter below, the laughter around him was still more pleasant!
The emotion of happiness may also be a kind of willpower.
It was clearly just a dream come true, but there was still an imperceptible divine power being born.
"Boss! Boss!"
"Wipe it quickly!"
Arata Ichito's follower, holding back his laughter, rolled up his sleeves and handed them to the boss.
As a handsome boss, his clothes cannot get dirty, but as his younger brothers, it doesn’t matter.
"Damn... Damn it! You... You... You have completely pissed me off!" Araki Ichito felt that he was being played a trick by this giant raccoon demon. He lost all face and threw it into the firework tube. He stuck the pestle into the ground, clenched his fists, veins bulged on his forehead, and his breathing was heavy.
He raised the red-horned pestle and chased forward.
Some of the children went together. Matsuzaka looked at Arata Ichito's followers in confusion: "There is water there to wash your face! Why are you wiping it with your sleeves?"
"...Because..." The three followers looked at each other and got an idea instantly, "Of course...wiping with the sleeves looks cool!"
"Do you know how cool it is to be able to get your clothes dirty without getting beaten?" The three of them looked intoxicated.
"..." Matsuzaka's face was full of question marks as he looked at the three adults posing.
"Oh! It's really handsome." Iwao jumped up and clapped his hands, saying, "If I get my clothes dirty, my mother will never forgive me!"
"However, if you dirty your clothes on purpose, you might end up being labeled a bad kid and won't get any fireworks or candy." Caixiang said very rationally.
Below, the giant raccoon demon was running in panic, trying to avoid being chased by Huang Long Yidou.
A large area of gray fog emerged in front.
Arata Ichito ran very fast, leaving the children far behind, dived into the water, and disappeared.
The giant raccoon demon circled a few times in the fog, ran out, laughed cunningly, and went back to look for the children again.
Don't blame it for calling for outside help when it's surrounded by a large group of people.
"Eh? Lost him?" Aratake Ichito scratched his head in the mist, looking at the ghostly being looming in front of him.
"Huang Long is braver than the sky!" Huang Long Yidou didn't seem to be panicked, and arrogantly hooked his finger, "What kind of monsters and demons, I am not afraid of them, I will defeat them all!"
Wield the pestle and cut the fog with a knife.
In the sky, Jiang Yi set up a table on the clouds, took out snacks and tea, and instantly became relaxed.
I had led the big trouble in the game into a trap, so I no longer had to watch it closely and guide the giant raccoon monster.
"We've prepared everything..." Xiao Gong looked at the pile of food on the table. "Looking down from the sky at the game being played below, secretly eating snacks as a referee, I always feel that... there is no happier thing than this."
"Hey! Mr. Monster, do you know?"
"The 'Demon Bug Chariot' they used just now, the inspiration for this firework toy... comes from a popular little game among the Inazuma people."
"Both sides are using ghost beetles to fight each other, just like two chariots competing with each other! The ghost beetle chariot fireworks are the fireworks for the competition!"
"Oh, and these fireworks toys..."
Xiao Gong took out a lot of fireworks from his pocket. "Fireworks parties, watching others set off fireworks, and setting off fireworks yourself are all essential. I have also prepared a lot of interesting fireworks for Mr. Monster!"
"Look, this is the 'Flower Marbles' that bloom into petals after colliding, the 'Jumping Top' that emits clear bird calls when spinning, and the 'Neon Dragonfly' that changes color after taking off..."
"Like the 'Ghost Beetle Chariot', the inspirations all come from popular folk games and are very popular among children."
Jiang Yi smiled and said, "Very impressive skills. However, I have a lot of friends at home, so this little fireworks won't be enough, right?"
"No, no! Mr. Monster is still the best. I can only draw on real-life games to create interesting fireworks, but Mr. Monster can draw on fairy tales and dreams to create interesting monsters." Xiao Gong's eyebrows curved, "Mr. Monster, these four words are worthy of the name."
It's not the monster, but the gentleman who created the monster.
"Are you complaining that there aren't enough fireworks? Leave it to me. Yandora and the others want to play too, right? I have more at home, you can get them later!" Xiao Gong looked at the transparent water bottle on Jiang Yi's waist, which looked like a bright moon was drilled in it. The bright moon inside was the eyes of the pure water elf.
There are other talismans that can move.
"By the way, I have another kind of fireworks."
"One summer festival, I was squatting next to the children watching them scoop up goldfish, and suddenly I thought, is it possible to make a kind of fireworks that can be set off on water?"
"Then, the 'goldfish fireworks' were born! They can swim on the water surface, emit colorful lights, and blow bubbles."
"I'll give you some!"
Xiao Gong was like a child showing off his creativity and possessions. He kept introducing various fireworks and gave some of each to Jiang Yi.
Perhaps it is a bit strange to give such a gift to the Lord God, but this Lord God is also a childlike person, and sometimes, like her, he seems extremely childish to others!
Go to the battlefield to save people without distinguishing between friend and foe, condescend to fulfill children's dreams, dream of the most unrealistic reward for good and evil, and fight against gods for the compassion in your heart.
Still like a child, I am delusional, "I want them all! I like all girls."
This became Mr. Jiang Yi's most talked-about quote in the Steam Bird newspaper.
Although many people doubt this sentence, thinking that Jiang Yi never said it and it was made up by the reporter, it does fit the other party's behavior.
Today, even though Mr. Jiang Yi is very fickle, he works with her to do his best to protect these beautiful wishes that belong only to children, allowing the children to live happily even in a closed country, so she... can't feel disgusted at all.
Mr. Monster is clearly a fire that is unapproachable, but that sincere frankness makes the flames shine like fireworks, causing many people to approach it like moths to a flame even though they clearly see the unsatisfied desires in the fire.
"Hey! Why am I thinking such nonsense?" Xiao Gong suddenly came back to his senses, "Look down, look down!"
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