Genshin Impact: Without the Eye of God, the Original Man Witnesses the Original
Chapter 993: Only 9% off, 9 little ones will meet again
In front of the tavern counter.
Jiang Yi took out the communication jade slip and handed it to Diluk and Venti, and also presented them with some specialties from Inazuma.
"Inazuma's Hirayakura wine?" Wendy squinted her eyes and sniffed the aroma of the wine.
"A whole box of different fine wines from Liyue and Inazuma, I am really touched." He couldn't help hugging the box, "How can I repay you?"
Jiang Yi smiled and said, "As a gift, it is a gift. Are you going to repay me with your body and continue to eat and drink at my house?"
Wendy groaned, "Don't speak so harshly of me! I sang a whole piece of A Thousand Winds and Clouds just for you because I wanted to drink."
Jiang Yi pondered for a moment and said, "That's strange. Why do you seem like someone who got a free bottle of wine even though you clearly worked?"
Wendy stroked her chin and said, "The next day, the owner of the manor saw the apple pickers and complained to them why they were taking his wages for nothing."
"..." Jiang Yi wanted to take the gift back.
Diluk wiped his wine glass and said, "But how can a worker sleep in the manor owner's house so often?"
Jiang Yi raised his eyes: "Do you often sleep at my house?"
Wendy leaned forward, "Hey! That's not right. You told me to live wherever I wanted. A house without people living in it, as Liyue would say, has no people. It will easily accumulate dust and become eerie. Even new houses will become run-down."
He shook his head and said, "Every day I help blow away the dust and spiders, and take care of the birds on the eaves. I use my yang energy to protect your house."
"Just think about it. Rich people hire people to help look after their extra houses. As a friend, I am looking after your house, which represents your wealth. How kind and righteous it is!"
Wendy was as thick-skinned as the bark of a windswept oak.
Jiang Yi said speechlessly: "Thank you. It saved me the expense of hiring someone to look after the house."
Wendy waved her hands: "No, no! We are friends! I also defeated ten thieves and a hundred mosquitoes for you."
Diluk said coldly: "Mondstadt's security is still so poor."
"Thief, mosquito..." Jiang Yi thought for a moment. Could it be that the debt collector and the Leiying magician Leiying came to the house where he lived to look for information? The secret of his becoming stronger?
Sounds like something the Fatui would do.
However, there was actually nothing in his room, so it was useless for them to come. In order not to be discovered by him, he carefully searched through the room and restored it, and then left quietly.
Jiang Yi was skeptical about Wendy's words "knock down" and "eliminate".
There is no way this drunkard could do anything!
Jiang Yi pointed at the jade slip and said, "Come on, use your bard's wisdom and learn how to use it yourself!"
Wendy chuckled: "The wind will tell me how to operate this wonderful communication tool!"
He picked up the communication jade slip, gently unlocked the Yin-Yang Bagua lock on it, drew a line starting from the Xun position, and designed a password for himself.
"Mondstadt Liyue chat group, hehe."
Wendy looked at the message.
"Mr. Yun sang well! This hall master will reward you with seventy-seven glazed lilies."
"The hall master is very generous. A glazed lily is worth a thousand gold. I just came out of the Chamber of Commerce, so I will give you a reward... a floating stone."
"If you can spare half a day in this busy life, Xingqiu will be generous, generous. He is as good as this hall master."
"Thank you both for your support." Attached is a small portrait of Yun Jin with a smiling face.
"Hmm? What kind of game is this?" Chongyun asked confusedly.
Jiang Yi stared at the jade slip in silence. It had only been a few days, but it had already evolved to a version where people could give rewards through voice chat? Master Hu was really talented!
She also asked someone to draw a lot of emoticons of her and Yunjin and uploaded them.
What a gift! No wonder he is known as the genius hall master with the most clever ideas and the fastest brain in Liyue.
"New people are coming, new people are coming."
"welcome!"
"Wangsheng Hall is your other home. Newcomers only get a 9.9% discount..."
Jiang Yi moved his fingers.
Walnut has been banned.
"That's nonsense, don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously! Just pretend you didn't see it!" He felt he had to save the group chat.
"Jiang Yi, why are you forbidding me to speak?"
"I'm not sending it anymore, let me out!"
Hu Tao quickly chatted privately.
"The fine wines from Chenxi Winery are only 9.9% off, and everyone can buy them."
When Jiang Yi saw the news, he silently looked up at Diluk, who had an expressionless face.
I can't believe that the first sentence sent out by a big boss like you is advertising.
"I'll also give you a 9.9% discount on Feiyun Chamber of Commerce's products. Just report my name, Xingqiu."
"The opera tickets at Heyu Teahouse and Yunhan Society are also 9.9% off."
"Hello everyone, I'm newbie Wendy. For just 9.9...10,000 Mora, you can listen to the best bard in Teyvat perform for a week!"
"Teyvat is the best? I disagree!" This sentence was said by... Zhongli.
"Can you find a better bard than me? I'm not afraid of a challenge!" Wendy immediately started to challenge.
The signal on the entire jade slip seemed to become smoother all of a sudden during the conversation between the two gods.
"Bubu Lu...77...gives...everyone...9.9% off..." An advertising message came belatedly.
Qiqi squatted in front of the door of Bubulu and said to Changsheng: "You said it, I got it, but isn't it bad?"
As a medical clinic, isn't this just cursing people to get sick?
Changsheng shook his head on Qiqi's shoulder: "It's okay, it's okay! If Wangsheng Hall can advertise, why can't we advertise Bubulu?"
Qiqi asked again: "Didn't you tell...Mr. Bai...?"
Changsheng said: "It's okay, it's okay, we have the final say!"
Barbara and Noelle are watching the screen.
"Why are they advertising?" Barbara was puzzled. "Should I also post a 9.9% discount on Barbara's tickets?"
"One girl, two girls, three girls..." Noelle was counting the avatars of the girls in the group.
"Let me see what they are talking about?" The group leader Paimon entered, and then, "???"
"I have an emergency food package at 9.9% off, would you like some?"
She saw the message, "Ying--!!! You actually sold out your best friend?"
The voice was so angry that it almost shattered the glass.
"Don't take it personally, this is real emergency food." Ying calmly took out a bag of snacks for the snow mountain.
“???” Paimeng didn’t expect Ying to be well prepared.
"Paimon wants to stop me from speaking?" Ying showed a devilish smile, waiting for Paimon, who was eager to try, to point his finger at her, so that she would know who was supporting her.
Paimeng gave up immediately.
After such an advertising bombardment, Jiang Yi released Hu Tao, whose presence was already weak.
"Jiang Yi's house in Yujingtai is 9.9% off!" Hu Tao immediately posted a picture.
The group went quiet for a moment.
“!!!” It was the first time that Barbara and Noelle saw Jiang Yi’s house in Liyue.
But seeing him casually joke about selling Jiang Yi's house, this girl... they instantly had a lot of associations.
Jiang Yi's mouth twitched. Could it be that Hu Tao was just trying to retaliate against him for being silenced by coming to Yujingtai in such a short time to send subtle messages and cause trouble?
"Well, I heard that the land price in Liyue is very expensive. How much is a 99% discount?" Kaeya asked with a smile.
Walnut quoted an astronomical figure.
"Haha, it seems I can't afford it, so I just asked to broaden my horizons." Kaiya chatted harmlessly.
"…the latest…fireworks bomb…only 9.9% off…Klee's Workshop!"
"Isn't that how the advertisement works, Sister Lisa?"
Klee voice input.
Lisa said helplessly: "There's no need to send the last sentence."
She glanced at the jade slip and said, "Lisa, come to the office! - Qin!"
“Oh my!” Lisa sighed, “It looks like Klee won’t be able to use my alchemy workshop in the next few days.”
"Hmm?" Kelly looked up.
three minutes.
The person is already in the confinement room.
"Sorry, to buy bombs... please come to Mondstadt's detention room!" Klee sent carefully.
"Lisa, go and confiscate the jade slip of communication!" Qin said angrily.
"Klee, I'm Yaoyao! Do you remember me? We went to Mondstadt's Starfall Lake to fry fish together on the Windflower Festival." Yaoyao spoke in the group.
"Wow! It's Sister Yaoyao. Keli remembers her, and she also remembers Yuegui!"
"I remember Duduko too!"
"Keli still remembers Qiqi!"
"Sister Diona is missing, quickly ask Brother Jiang Yi to bring her in as well."
Jiang Yi smiled when he saw the news. He still had to go to the Cat's Tail Tavern!
"Forget it, Lisa, don't confiscate it yet." Qin sat down. "Kelly finally has someone her own age to chat with. I can't be so unkind."
"Yaoyao, did you go to fry fish?" Xiangling was shocked. It turned out that her junior sister, who looked like a senior sister, went to fry fish that day.
"Bang bang!" Guoba was shocked.
"..." Yaoyao suddenly felt a little afraid that her master would come over and ask.
Gan Yu hesitated for a moment and asked, "Yaoyao, you... went to fry fish?"
Grandma Ping was surprised: "Yaoyao, the fish is fried."
Yan Fei looked at the code: "Isn't it illegal to fry fish in Mond?"
Yaoyao looked at the messages one by one. Was it such a big deal that I went to fry fish?
Although she didn't actually explode that day.
"Fish frying?" Beidou touched his chin. Next time Yaoyao came to the boat, should he arrange a sea fish frying activity for her?
"Diona joins the group chat!"
Jiang Yi took advantage of his free time, left the Angel's Gift, and went to the Cat's Tail Tavern to meet Diona.
"Why give me a gift?" Diona didn't understand at first, but she accepted it after Jiang Yi said that he had a foreign friend who missed her.
Sitting in the Cat's Tail Tavern, Jiang Yi taught how to use the communication jade slips and observed the many cats at the same time.
As it changes, it will be more charming.
He opened the jade slip backstage again and monitored the breakthrough progress of Master Liuyun Jiefeng.
The immortals have a separate chat group.
Grandma Ping, Gan Yu, True Lord Lishui Dieshan, True Lord Xueyue Zhuyang, Great Sage Jiangmo, Jiang Yi... many people were there, but there was no True Lord who was good at chatting, which made the whole group a bit quiet.
But it seems unnecessary to make it lively.
Jiang Yi silently confessed to his master: "Disciple actually hopes that Master will join the group chat..."
Inside the cave residence at Aozang Mountain, True Lord Liuyun Jiefeng took a deep breath.
"I just don't believe it..." She took a break and immersed herself in breaking Jiang Yi's rune blockade again.
It's easy to lose face if you go out during this period, so before you crack the code, you'd better not go to see Lishui Dieshan and Xueyue Zhuyang for the time being.
Jiang Yi came to Fischl's home, and Fischl's parents welcomed him warmly. However, Fischl, Bennett, and Mona had gone to a secret realm as commissioned by an adventurer, and had not returned yet.
Albedo and Sucrose are doing important experiments in the alchemy workshop and it is not convenient to disturb them.
Eula might be in the snowy mountains.
The only one left, the one that's easy to see is Amber.
"It's rare for me to come back, so I'll take a two-day rest and then continue to explore the various powers of Teyvat." Jiang Yi made arrangements for his future and wrote a plan.
The Wolf Territory and the Snow Mountain were naturally also included in the plan of visiting.
He went to the Deerslayer to eat a meal, took out an ancient book to look up information to kill time, and waited for Amber to return from patrol outside.
Even on leisurely days, you still have to work hard!
For the future, we can be more leisurely. Friends from all over the world can chat harmoniously with the jade slips and enjoy the entertainment of life.
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