Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

Seeing that the tribe leader still seemed to feel sorry for the little squirrels, Xiao Zhang continued to explain.

There are abundant resources here, and they just take some as snacks instead of killing them all, which means they eat their fill and won't starve to death.

Who made their patriarch a big baby?

At least they won't lose their memory.

The patriarch has suffered from amnesia.

Thinking about it this way, the patriarch is just a sucker.

As for the fact that the patriarch would not lose his memory again in the future, they didn't know.

In other words, Xiao Zhang doesn’t know.

If Zhang Haike were here, he would not comfort the clan leader but would just catch a small squirrel and the clan leader would retract his resentful look.

This is no better than bullshit.

He is very familiar with the young patriarch.

This is because the small official remembers him, otherwise, the patriarch would be difficult to appease and approach.

He would probably be so angry that he would vomit blood.

Fortunately, when Sister Lan appeared, he had a feeling that this was a good thing, a very good thing, otherwise he would really be angry to death.

The Zhang family has too many secrets, and they do not intermarry with outsiders in order to protect the family secrets.

It is also to protect their own safety.

However, Shen Xinglan has more secrets than them and is even stronger than them. They are relieved that he doesn't want their things.

This is the confidence of the strong.

As long as she is on the side of the patriarch and the patriarch is on their side, it will be perfect.

He knew very well that if the patriarch had lost his memory, then things would most likely be what she said about the future.

Zhang Haike didn't allow it.

After that night, everyone let it go, except him.

He will definitely protect me as a humble official. Open all nine gates.

If there are any unusual movements, let the elders handle them directly.

His sphere of influence can cross the border repeatedly.

Besides, Sister Lan will not ignore the clan leader.

The clan leader is like a big baby to Sister Lan.

Anyone who touches the patriarch will be pinned to death.

Zhang Haike has this confidence.

Shen Xinglan: . . . . .

I thank you for your trust.

Hei Xia Zi is still observing in front, and judging from his attitude, he is not a good person.

Zhang Qiling felt the veins on his forehead bulging. Blind man, if you really empty out their inventory, I will never forgive you.

There was nothing he could do, since Zhang Qiling's breath was so gentle that a little squirrel had already jumped onto his shoulder, chattering and complaining to him about the bad behavior of Xiao Zhang and Hei Xia Zi.

Although Zhang Qiling didn't say anything and only nodded, his single words of agreement also gave the little squirrel a lot of confidence.

The accusation jumps up and down like a spring.

Zhang Qiling's mood became better and better.

so cute.

Xiao Zhang and his friends tied the full sacks into knots and put them into backpacks.

Seeing that there were still a few empty backpacks, the black bear chose the largest squirrel. It was obvious that the squirrel had good food, was in good health, and enjoyed everything it ate, so it must have a lot of food in stock.

The other little squirrels were chirping and chatting with each other. The little squirrel following Zhang Qiling breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately no one had stolen its house.

This is the reason why I would rather die than let my friend die.

The black bear looked at the big fluffy tail and smiled maliciously.

Xiao Zhang and others think that this squirrel is the most handsome among all the squirrels and must be very easy to pet.

This fluffy texture looks very comfortable, but I don’t know what it feels like when I touch it.

They all slowed down their steps and followed behind.

The big squirrel didn't know that the enemy was right behind it. Not only did he want to steal its food, he also wanted to touch it. He was definitely not a good person.

Sure enough, not long after, I saw a big squirrel crawling into a big hole in a dead tree.

At first glance, hey, there are abundant resources.

Xiao Zhang and the others looked at each other and smiled harmlessly.

It is your blessing to meet us.

Dead trees are dry and have large capacity, making them particularly suitable for storing food.

By the time the big squirrel left, its cheeks had deflated, indicating that it had finished unloading.

One of them, Xiao Zhang, left the main group. Hei Xia Zi was speechless, like a mute. He must have gone to touch the big squirrel.

Tsk tsk, the world is becoming more corrupt and people’s hearts are no longer the same as they used to be. The squirrel’s innocence is also innocent.

Still a hard-working squirrel.

Xiao Zhang touched the hole and found it was not big, and it felt a little guilty for an adult's big hand.

Then, he knocked, but there was no response. There must be a lot of things here.

Xiao Zhang picked up the axe.

"Eighty, eighty, eighty."

Amid Hei Xia Zi's instigation, the gap became bigger, and another Xiao Zhang immediately took out a sack and took over.

The sound of crashing is endless.

The pine nuts and hazelnuts that slide out of here are particularly large. You can tell at a glance that they are big goods, and they are good stuff.

Hei Xia Zi said that none of the tributes were as good as this.

The hazelnuts and pine nuts I collected before were not as big as these. It turns out that you have to follow the big squirrels to get a big harvest.

Xiao Zhang admired the blind man's vision.

No matter how much fun or noise there is, the strength is still there.

Hei Xiazi used pine nuts and hazelnuts to prove his status and strength.

Proudly looking up at the branches.

Then, the angry big squirrel came back and smashed a pile of pine nuts and hazelnuts. The big squirrel was angry.

The scolding was so dirty.

The other Xiao Zhang silently withdrew his hand and touched it. It was perfect.

It was not until the big squirrel saw the little squirrel on Zhang Qiling that he broke down and started to squeak and curse at the little squirrel.

At least that’s how Xiao Zhang and Hei Xia Zi understood it.

The little squirrel and the big squirrel had a fight.

Zhang Qiling protected one in each hand, looking a little helpless.

"Stop arguing."

Unfortunately, the little squirrel and the big squirrel cannot understand human language.

So it's useless to try to stop the fight.

The black bear was chirping right next to us.

"A mute tried to stop a fight. What a spectacle for the ages."

Xiao Zhang and his friends shrugged their shoulders and laughed uncontrollably.

That's how the two squirrels stopped quarreling when they left.

Zhang Qiling touched the big squirrel, and the little squirrel was in a good mood.

There is a kind of clear stupidity in their eyes.

The robber finally left.

On their way back, they sorted the pine nuts and hazelnuts in the square, picking them one by one, which was a delicate job.

However, the Zhang family all have faqiu fingers, so it is easy to peel things.

When Shen Xinglan came over, he was still wondering, "What are you doing?"

Hei Xia Zi told Sister Lan what happened today, but Sister Lan didn't want to talk.

"Fortunately you didn't take them all, otherwise the little squirrel would hate you the most."

"No, I don't hate it, it's them."

Zhang Qiling quickly explained that he did this just to play with the squirrel, and distanced himself from his tribesmen.

Xiao Zhang: .

I didn't expect you to be such a patriarch.

But the sight of the squirrel getting its fur standing on end is really cute. I’ll watch it again next time.

In the evening, everyone had pine nuts and hazelnuts, but not many, and each person only had a handful.

"It's delicious, why don't you prepare more."

Hei Xia Zi talked about what happened today with his arm around Xiao Zhang's shoulder. Xiao Zhang made another note in his notebook that the tribe leader liked small squirrels and big squirrels and was a furry person. He could catch one and give it to the tribe leader as a gift in the future.

Zhang Qiling: . . . . .

No need to, he just needs to take a look occasionally.