Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

Huo Xiuxiu felt that she must have heard it wrong, because she had just returned.

This time difference is a bit outrageous.

How could I possibly hear that unreliable voice of a blind man?

How can they live another 100 years without any problem? She must have heard it wrong.

"Come on, Sister Baoer, let's continue eating."

"Hold on, you're not going to disappear again."

As he spoke, Feng Baobao gestured twice.

"That certainly won't happen."

If it happens again, she will be angry. The two of them ate a pot of rice. With Qi, Huo Xiuxiu could actually kill them all by himself. In the world of tomb robbers, without Qi, she got angry just thinking about it.

Now she can punch the blind in the south and kick the mute in the north, for sure.

"Where's Xiuxiu?"

"She's going to school, and she's going to be a teacher after graduation. After all, tomb robbing is illegal, and we're a legal company."

That’s right, tomb robbing is really against the law, hahahahahahaha.

Huo Xiuxiu: I didn’t want to rob a tomb.

Zhang Qiling and Hei Xiazi were standing behind Huo Xiuxiu. Maybe the aura was too familiar, Huo Xiuxiu always felt that he was wrong and didn't realize they were coming.

Feng Baobao pointed behind Huo Xiuxiu and said, "Your friend is here to see you."

"How is that possible? My friend is eating dirt."

Turning around, seeing two familiar faces, Huo Xiuxiu hugged Xiaoguan and started crying.

"Official, you died so tragically. How did we die one after the other? Blind man, why did you commit suicide for love?"

Having said this, Hei Xia Zi shook Huo Xiu Xiu and said, "You are the one who committed suicide for love. Your whole family committed suicide for love. Can't you hope for us a little bit? We don't want to live anymore. Bah, you led us astray. We were waiting for Hua Hua to leave before we came to find you."

Zhang Qiling moved away and met Feng Baobao's eyes, and the two of them watched Huo Xiuxiu and the blind man perform.

“They’re so dramatic.”

Zhang Qiling nodded and said "hmm".

Huo Xiuxiu and Hei Xiazi talked about their future life. Yes, he was the stupid son of a landlord.

"Have you eaten yet? Are you hungry?"

Hei Xia Zi touched his stomach and said, "Luckily, we came here after dinner."

When they turned around, Zhang Qiling and Feng Baobao were already killing the chicken, so it was not impossible for Hei Xia Zi to eat a little more.

So one chicken was not enough, and all five chickens in the chicken coop were killed.

Zhang Qiling and Feng Baobao unexpectedly get along very well.

"You like chicken, don't you?"

"Ah."

"My name is Feng Baobao, and Huo Xiuxiu is my friend."

"My name is Zhang Qiling, the blind man, and he's my friend."

He felt a little uncomfortable when he said this, but Hei Xia Zi had very good hearing and heard it.

Huo Xiuxiu mouthed words to him.

won.

Hei Xia Zi made a gesture, all right.

Huo Xiuxiu smiled obscenely and asked, "Can I watch it? I'll pay."

Now the blind man got angry, no wonder they started fighting.

You said that other Xiu Xius were listless, but after fighting, she wasn’t sleepy at all.

Looking at the blind man who was being beaten, Zhang Qiling was puzzled. Is the blind man so weak? Did he not eat? No, they had eaten.

Fortunately, his knife was still there.

Hei Xia Zi’s biggest rival in love is the Black Gold Ancient Sword.

"Dumb, come and help me. Xiu Xiu took the elixir and is so strong. This shouldn't be possible."

Hei Xia Zi pretended to be indifferent, but in fact his hands and feet hurt, and wherever he was hit hurt.

Little girl, I asked the mute to come. I don’t believe that we can’t beat her together.

Five minutes later, there was one more autistic person, and Xiaoguan's ancient black gold sword fell into Xiuxiu's hands. It would be strange if he didn't become autistic.

Looking at Xiu Xiu who treated his black gold ancient sword as a toy, Zhang Qiling felt that he must be dreaming.

They must still be inside the bronze door, this must be an illusion.

Feng Baobao thought they were very funny. Seeing that Xiu Xiu didn’t want to play with Blind Man and Zhang Qiling anymore, she automatically joined them.

"Don't be unhappy, stop playing with the knife, I'll play with you."

As he was talking about baby, a slap came over him. Hei Xia Zi could only say “Fuck”, this is no fun, right?

"Awei's Eighteen Styles."

"Flying Dragon in the Sky, Crystal Love, Poisonous Dragon Drill, Way of the Dragon, Guanyin Sitting on the Lotus, Invincible Wind and Fire Wheels, One Shot to the Soul, Soft Bones, Mandarin Duck Legs, 69 Style, Exploding Throat Lock, Old Man Pushing the Cart, Regrets of the Overbearing Dragon, Scissor Kick, Telepathic Finger, Great Shift of the Universe, One Pillar Supporting the Sky, All Lives Without Discounts."

After finishing this set of moves, Zhang Qiling began to doubt his life. He could not defeat anyone.

Is this the difference between humans and extraordinary people? Zhang Qiling's heart shattered with a "puff".

"Hush, I need to learn."

Since the appearance of Juanwang Xiaoguan, he has never been so weak.

The black bear raised his middle finger and said, "You are not human beings, you are animals. You beat a blind man and you must pay compensation."

And why is this Eighteen Styles of Awei so unserious? It's obvious that it's not a name that was chosen by a serious person.

After all, what serious person would name something like this?

Still an old pervert.

Xu Si: . . . . .

Whoever is scolding me is definitely not a good person.

Huo Xiuxiu briefly introduced the world and rules of the aliens, and Feng Baobao provided additional explanations.

What is Qi and how to use it?

Black Bear: . . . . .

Zhang Qiling: . . . . .

This world is even more mysterious than theirs. No wonder Xiu Xiu is so peaceful and calm in their world. This is what they call sprinkling some water.

Finally, Huo Xiuxiu and Feng Baobao each carried one of them and took them to the room, which was warm.

Xiu Xiu just casually took off their coats and went out. It was not good to pull down their pants. They are all grown up children. They have eaten and been beaten. It is time for them to go to bed.

Hei Xia Zi and Zhang Qiling took off their pants with difficulty, covered themselves with the quilt and fell asleep. If you didn’t know, you would have thought they were knocked unconscious.

A very stimulating day.

As soon as the new map was refreshed, they went from being the pride of the nation to the bottom of society. Damn, this dream was false.

Hei Xia Zi regained his dignity in his dream and was still laughing hahahahaha.

Zhang Qiling: . . . . .

Can he still sleep? He silently reached out his hand and pinched the blind man. The blind man stopped screaming and fainted completely.

Black Bear: . . . . . .

Whoever does something bad to the blind man, I will fight you.

"Hello, hello, Xu San, Xu San, are you there?"

"here I am."

Xu San didn't really want to answer the phone. This woman was not a good person. She looked young, but she loved to cheat him of his money. As expected.

"Get me a new ID, and also get a new ID for the two people next to me. I'll send you the photos when the time comes.

Please send it to me when it’s done, otherwise I can’t go out.

The baby has an ID card, but we don’t. Okay, it’s settled. By the way, deposit 100 million yuan into the baby’s bank card.

We're going to have something good to eat.

Didn’t you see that the baby has become thinner?

That's it, kneel down and be at peace."

"toot toot"

Xu San: . . . .

He shouldn't have answered the call. It should have been Xu Si who came. Why was he always the one who lost money? He had to get things done.

Where did he get such good cattle and horses?

Looking at the photos in the text messages, the three people look good, but I don’t know if the other two are as black-hearted as Xiu Xiu.