Quickly wear! Bind to the scumbag transformation system

A basin of cold water was poured on his head, and Yan Kuan woke up completely.

"Hey! Master Yan, how can you wash your face like this?"

As the girl from Yilan Garden spoke, she came up with a handkerchief to wipe Yan Kuan's face.

Yan Kuan grabbed her hand in astonishment, and drops of water flowed down his cheeks from his head.

"Sir? What's wrong with you?"

Pushing her away, Yan Kuan walked out of the door and walked towards home in a daze.

He beat Xie Lian.

The current prime minister was actually spanked by him.

Yan Kuan held his head and kept hitting it.

This is courting death!

Yan Kuan wished he could go back to last night and slap himself twice in the face. It was because of his drinking that his true colors were exposed after drinking two kilograms of horse urine.

Without even returning to the government office, Yan Kuan took a detour back home and locked the door as soon as he entered the yard.

He threw himself on the bed and raised his hands in regret.

Ruined!

Xie Lian would definitely send someone to arrest him soon.

A mist formed in Yan Kuan's eyes. He was unfilial in his previous life and caused his parents to spend all their wealth to save him, but in the end he still died in prison. He did not fulfill his filial duty.

He suddenly missed his parents back home and wanted to pack up and return to Wei County.

But as soon as I sat up, I thought: If I go back and implicate my parents, wouldn’t that be even more unfilial?

No!

How about going up the mountain?

The bandit leader in Guanshan was his sworn brother, and he had invited him to join the group a long time ago, saying that he would be given the top spot if he went.

Yan Kuan was somewhat tempted. He didn't like the darkness of officialdom and preferred the iron-blooded fighting, where he could unleash his nature and bring into play his strengths.

He even thought that he could lead his Guanshan brothers to subdue all the bandits in the area and become a free and easy local emperor in Hezhou.

But then he thought, wasn’t this the path he took in his previous life, and ended up being beheaded? If it weren’t for Xie Lian, his face would have been carved before he died.

Yan Kuan thought and thought, but it was already dark and there was still no movement outside the yard.

He was a little puzzled.

Could it be that Xie Lian was not angry with him?

No, absolutely not. Looking at his face which was as swollen as a pig’s head, he knew that Xie Lian was definitely angry, and very angry.

That is how the matter?

Yan Kuan is a man of open mind and straightforwardness. He tells himself that he will be stabbed if he sticks his head out, and he will be stabbed if he hides his head. Instead of thinking about it at home, he might as well face it directly.

So he came to the government office with a nervous mood.

It was getting late and there were few people on the streets. In another half a minute, the night watchmen would also go out on the streets.

Yan Kuan looked up at the plaque above his head in the dim light of the government office, wiped his face, and walked in fearlessly.

The magistrate Cheng Yong was a greedy and stingy person. He was reluctant to put extra lamp oil in the hall, and the flickering candlelight cast a shadow on the paper window.

Yan Kuan walked closer, his tall figure projected on the paper window, getting bigger and bigger. As soon as his face appeared, two shrill howls were heard!

"Ghost..."

Cheng Yonghe, the lawyer, stood up with a bang, knocking over the chair behind him. He knelt down with two thumps and kowtowed repeatedly:

"Mercy, mercy, sir, ghost!"

Yan Kuan was also frightened. He was already terrified, and meeting these two cowards made him even more annoyed, which actually dispelled some of his fear.

"Sir, Master, what are you doing?"

A familiar voice sounded above their heads. Cheng Yong and the others raised their heads cautiously, their eyes lit up:

"Strict and lenient"

After all, he was the magistrate, one level older than himself. Yan Kuan pulled him up superficially and said, "Sir, you have done something wrong, are you afraid of ghosts knocking on your door?"

Cheng Yong covered his heart which was beating too fast: "Of course not"

Then he looked at Yan Kuan in surprise and said, "What's wrong with you? Who could have hit you?"

You know, there is no one in the whole Hezhou who can beat Yan Kuan. He got the first place in the military examination and defeated the second place with just one move.

Even the bandit leader Li San in Guanshan was no match for him. He defeated him and made him recognize him as his big brother.

Yan Kuan felt a little embarrassed and turned his head slightly:

"This, I was drunk yesterday and bumped into..."

Cheng Yong grabbed his arm before he could finish, with a look of joy on his face: "Let's not talk about this for now, I have something very good to tell you, Brother Yan Kuan."

good thing?

Seeing Cheng Yong's flattering face, Mouse and Green Bean's eyes gleamed with brilliance, and Yan Kuan was a little confused.

"What good thing?"

"This time, a flood of wealth has fallen upon you, my brother. You must take it. The Prime Minister left a message before he left this morning, asking you to go to the capital to take part in the military champion examination in October."

"What?" Yan Kuan was shocked.

"I have only passed the military examination for one year. Logically, I should be eligible to take part in the military examination for the top scholar three years later."

"Yes, this must be because at the banquet yesterday, the Prime Minister saw that you were young and promising, and wanted to promote you."

Cheng Yongdu regretted not going to the banquet yesterday, giving Yan Kuan the opportunity to perform. He wiped his mustache with his thumb and index finger, and a gleam in his eyes.

He said in a familiar tone:

"Brother Yan Kuan, you know how much I value talent, otherwise I wouldn't have kept you by my side for so long. When you become successful in the future, don't forget me."

Yan Kuan didn't expect that Cheng Yong was not only greedy and stingy, but also so shameless.

He is the county magistrate. If he is willing to recommend himself to a higher authority, he can take part in the martial arts champion examination as early as possible. This guy just wants to drag it out and make him work as a laborer for him in Hezhou.

Yan Kuan pretended to be modest:

"Your Excellency, what are you talking about? I am younger than all the current martial arts candidates and I may not be able to pass. Your Excellency thinks too highly of me."

Upon hearing this, Cheng Yong knew that Yan Kuan was dissatisfied with him, and he gave a look to the master behind him.

The master nodded and bowed, and walked forward to flatter him:

"Everyone in Hezhou knows how brave Yan Yayi is. The Prime Minister must have noticed your talent this time and is giving you a chance to cultivate you."

If it had been said before yesterday, he would have believed it, but now, he absolutely does not believe it.

He would not be surprised if Xie Lian was spanked or beheaded, but now he is asked to go to the capital. It is likely that something bad is going to happen.

Xie Lian probably wanted to put himself under his nose and torture him.

The more he thought about it, the more possible it seemed to him. Based on his observations of the Prime Minister over the past two days, although he could not say that he would always take revenge, he would never tolerate anyone offending his authority.

Zhang Zhe's fate is an obvious example. According to the people on his way back, he was beheaded two days later.

Yan Kuan suddenly lost all his mood and glanced at Cheng Yong. Even if I die, I will peel off a layer of skin from you first.

So Chong Chengyong said:

"I'm grateful for the care the magistrate has given me this year. I'll keep it in mind, but I still won't go."