Marvel: I have conceptual skills!

"Your mattress is a Hästens mattress. It's super comfortable. It's very comfortable whether you sleep on your side, front, or back."

Charlotte glared and couldn't hold it in any longer. "Damn it, how did you know my mattress is from Hästens?"

"You know, I've done a lot of research on Spider-Man in many parallel worlds. They have reversed their day and night, and only have a short sleep, but they sleep so soundly, and they have enough energy to engage in superhero activities every day. This is because

So can you let me lie on your bed and experience it for a while? I've been looking forward to it for a long time.

Of course, I can accept sleeping on the floor, but I will keep watching you all night long, forever, forever——!"

Charlotte rolled her eyes and raised her middle finger at Deadpool:

"Sleep in the toilet, you damn bitch, that's where you belong."

"Charlotte?" Ben poked his head out of the door. He looked around, his sight darting to Charlotte and Deadpool, and asked in confusion:

"Charlotte, who are you talking to? Is he your new friend?"

"Oh! My God!" Before Charlotte could say anything, Deadpool was the first to exclaim, covering his mouth and pointing at Ben excitedly:

"Ben, Ben Parker! This is Ben Parker! A legendary figure in all of Spider-Man's universe, damn, I finally saw him in person today.

Can you please sign an autograph for me? I've always been a huge fan of yours and I'm so excited...

Other spiders..."

Charlotte covered Deadpool's mouth with one hand, and with a force of his palm, he instantly removed Deadpool's jaw.

“Ben, there’s nothing going on here, just a brain-dead freak pretending to be Santa Claus, a fool who just escaped from a mental hospital.

You go back first, I will chase him away."

Ben frowned and glanced at Charlotte with some concern, then paused for a moment while examining Deadpool.

"Okay, Charlotte, you handle it first. We're in the living room. If anything happens, just shout loudly. We can hear you."

Charlotte nodded and watched Ben retreat back into the house.

"Oh my God." Deadpool had already put his jaw back together before he knew it. He stared with wide eyes in amazement.

"Peter, you actually have a living Ben, my God! Other Spider-Men will be crazy with envy when they see him!

But is a Spider-Man with Ben still Spider-Man? If you want to be more Spider-Man, you can hire me and I'll help you take him down."

"Throw your rotten brain into the toilet and flush it away. The only place it can survive is in the filthy sewers. I sincerely suggest that you disappear as soon as possible, otherwise I'm afraid I won't be able to help but chop you into pieces, wrap you in dumplings and feed you to Thanos." Charlotte glanced at Deadpool and said coldly.

He really couldn't stand this guy anymore and wanted to get rid of him as soon as possible.

"Come on, Peter. I just met Uncle Ben for the first time and I can't help but get excited. Would he like to move to my world? I'd pay double the price!"

Of course, if he is willing to film a scene where he is beaten to death by robbers, it would be even better if I could take it to other worlds and sell it to other Spider-Mans."

"Wade, no one wants to go to your world, so don't waste your time here."

"No, Peter, you are quite willing."

Deadpool pulled out a metallic square box from his waist, opened it, and said with a smile:

"Do you know how terrible the midlife crisis is? In the blink of an eye, I will find that I will be in my 20s in more than 40 years.

God, this is so painful.

It’s as scary as you just successfully held hands with your goddess, but you know that she will become an old woman in the future.

What's even more terrifying is that before that day comes, the entire world is facing the accelerated destruction by the Space-Time Anomaly Administration because of the loss of the damn anchor.

I had just fallen in love with my goddess, Peter Parker, and I was still often fantasizing that my girlfriend and I would have a lovely daughter in the future.

Cancer didn’t defeat me, cruel experiments didn’t defeat me, and the end of the world won’t defeat me.

And I will defeat everyone who stands in my way, and then ~ I will bring you back."

With a raise of his hand, a pale golden rectangular portal opened in front of Deadpool, and he waved his hand to pull out a sharp blade from behind.

Deadpool bent his body slightly and laughed sharply:

"Don't worry, if you can't become the anchor of our world, I will send you back. What we need is a Spider-Man, not a jumping Spider-Man.

It would be great if you can cooperate with me to attend the interview. If you don't, I will chop you into a large Fiji cup!"

Want to get started?

Charlotte raised her eyebrows and glanced at the portal behind Deadpool.

"Haha~ Just you?"

Deadpool paused and said, "By the way, now that we're talking about this, do we need to kiss each other before the battle?"

"If you're a pretty girl."

"Actually, my psychological gender is yes."

"That's great. I'll cut it off for you right away."

"You are so kind, my little cutie."

With a sinister smile, Deadpool suddenly rushed forward, and the sharp blade in his right hand cut through the snow on the ground. Before his body arrived in front of Charlotte, his sharp momentum had already blown away the snow in the sky.

The samurai sword flashed with white light and slashed directly at Charlotte's left shoulder.

Charlotte put his hands together and caught Deadpool's samurai sword in his palm by a hair's breadth, preventing him from moving forward. The two people's eyes collided at close range.

"As expected of the Peter of our world, he is really capable...

ah--"

Before Deadpool could finish his words, he was kicked in the stomach by Charlotte. He flew out like a broken sack and landed in a snow pile in the distance.

Holding Deadpool's samurai sword, Charlotte jumped up and rushed straight towards Deadpool.