Marvel: I have conceptual skills!

What is perversion?

Deadpool, with his words and actions, vividly and perfectly demonstrated to all perverts.

Standing in front of Deadpool, the leading policeman felt his scalp tingling and his legs trembling, as if he was facing some ferocious beast. He wanted to run away immediately, run all the way home, and use a whole swimming pool of alcohol and disinfectant to clean his eyes and ears.

In the 21st century, Deadpool's lethality is already unbearable, not to mention the 20th century when information and transportation were not yet developed and people had not yet been poisoned by the Internet.

Deadpool was like a virus from the future, killing everyone present with ease.

It's like you are a vicious serial killer, and one day your evil hand accidentally strangles a gay man's neck. The moment the gay sticks out his tongue excitedly to lick your hand, "The Ring" instantly turns into "0", and your defense will be far more fierce than that of the police present.

All the policemen were scared by Deadpool and had double chins and pupils dilated, especially the young policeman standing at the end. He bent his waist and half-prostrated himself on the ground. He couldn't help but opened his mouth and vomited desperately.

This short mission out on the field might become a nightmare that he will never get rid of for the rest of his life.

"Fuck!" The leading policeman was furious, veins on his palms bulged. He pulled out a pistol from his waist and pointed it at Deadpool's head.

"e on!" Deadpool opened his legs impatiently and twisted his butt seductively.

For these police officers, this scene is far more shocking than a brutal murder scene.

The leading policeman's head was shaking wildly, and he gritted his teeth and forced himself not to pull the trigger.

"you you you……"

The psychological discomfort caused him to have a violent physiological reaction. Fine cold sweat oozed from his forehead and the gun kept shaking with his body. Then his head tilted, his eyes went black, and he fell on his back to the ground.

"Wow~" Charlotte, who had just sobered up and sat up, couldn't help but let out a sigh.

I felt even more disgusted with Deadpool.

After just a simple encounter, the police officers were completely defeated. They couldn't even look at Deadpool again. It was obvious that they had psychological trauma on the spot. These short few minutes might take them a lifetime to heal.

So, no one can stop Charlotte and Deadpool from leaving.

……

Raising his hand, he placed a Nazi coin on the table in front of him. Sebastian Shaw, who was wearing a blue suit, smiled and stared at the child standing in front of him with his sharp eyes.

Although he had a smile on his face, Sebastian was full of oppression and domineering aura. He was intimidating without even getting angry, and just looking at him was enough to make people feel cold in their hearts.

The child in front of him clenched his fists, gritted his teeth and looked at him with hatred.

"Eric, I'm sincerely happy that you've made a lot of progress compared to the past few days. Just like I said, anger and pain are the most beautiful seeds that allow you to evolve all the time."

Eric's eyes moved, and the coin on the table was about to bounce up when Sebastian pressed it down with his index finger.

Feeling the power contained in the coin, Sebastian smiled and said:

"You did great, Eric, but...it's not enough."

"Give me back my mother!" Eric roared with his mouth open, his voice full of pain and despair.

"Your mother? No, Eric, she is just an ordinary person, an ordinary person without any abilities. There is a huge difference between you and her. Compared to her, we are a family.

At least I gave you the hatred to rise.

Of course, I don't care how much you hate me, I just want to tell you that if you want to get her body back, these abilities alone are far from enough."

Eric opened his mouth, bit his back teeth and tried his best to pull it. However, the coin on Sebastian's fingertips seemed to be sealed. No matter how hard Eric tried, the coin remained motionless.

Feeling Eric's progress, Sebastian took out a piece of exquisitely wrapped chocolate from his pocket with his left hand and said:

"Want a piece of chocolate? Eric, maybe you only need this little bit of strength to kill me and avenge your mother."

Eric didn't answer. After another roar, his strength faded and his body fell to the ground.

Seeing this, Sebastian picked up the coin, walked to Eric's side, squatted down and looked into Eric's red eyes, reached out his hand and put the coin into his chest pocket, smiled and smoothed Eric's wrinkled collar and said:

"Remember your hatred and pain, Eric. I don't have much time left to wait for you. If you still can't do it, I'm afraid I'll have to find another place to make a living in a few days.

Put the coins in your pocket, Eric, I hope you will always remember me in the days to come."

……

A few days later~

Westchester, New York.

night.

Charlotte and Deadpool stood on the hill, looking at the castle not far away.

"Are you sure that Professor X lived here when he was a child?" Charlotte asked.

"Of course~" Deadpool smiled proudly, "Don't forget, I was once a member of the X-Men. I am a frequent visitor to this place, but that bald Professor X has never been very welcoming to me."

"Okay~" Charlotte pinched her chin, "So what should we do? Rush in and snatch little Professor X away? Or rush in and snatch his mother away."

"Take away his mother?" Deadpool was stunned, and looked at Charlotte with wide eyes and said, "Oh, Peter, you are more perverted than I thought."

Charlotte looked at Deadpool sideways and said, "How dare you say I'm more perverted?"

After making all the police officers vomit, Deadpool was completely treated as a distorted urban legend. He received the highest courtesy from the police station and was wanted nationwide with a portrait of a distorted man hanging on his head.

“I’m not trying to do anything to Professor X’s mother, I’m just trying to do something to Professor X.

Son, you don’t want anything to happen to your mother, do you?

If you don't want to, please help us find a way to leave this world.

Just like this," Charlotte demonstrated.

"Wow~" Deadpool sighed, "What if he can't do it?"

"Then I have no choice." Charlotte spread her hands, "Since Professor X in your world can send you to other worlds, then Professor X in this world may also be able to send you to other worlds.

But, I’m afraid it will be a very long time.”

“How about this, the two of us can go into the castle, quietly kill his parents with a few slashes of a knife, and then pretend that his parents are UFOing him every day. Children at this age are still easy to fool. Although Charles is a little different, he is still a child after all.

I can train him well from childhood~ hehehe..."

"You're so disgusting, Deadpool!" Charlotte rolled his eyes with disgust, "Get out of here, you damn copper smelter, let's not contact each other anymore, just be well!

Just walking with you makes me feel cheap."

"Come on, Peter. You know, I was just joking. My moral bottom line is not as bad as you think."

Finding himself about to be abandoned, Deadpool quickly put on a flattering smile and concealed his ugly face.

"You have to believe me, I am definitely not a copper smelter, I am just a very simple man, and I have no interest in Professor X when he was a child.

And I am very serious about relationships, but I am used to talking nonsense. You know, there may be some misunderstandings about me, but I am actually quite pure." Deadpool said shyly, holding his orchid in his hand.

"Pure? Why does this word sound so lascivious when it comes out of your mouth?"

"Peter, you know me. I never mess around in movies. Although I'm a bit mean, my sexual orientation is actually very normal! I would never marry a woman who doesn't love me, even if I love her."

"Even if that person is the grown-up Mystique?"

"Mystique can."

Charlotte: (* ￣︿￣)

Seeing that Deadpool wanted to say something, Charlotte raised his hand to stop him and frowned:

"Wait, Wade, something's wrong."

hum-

The next moment, with a roar, a golden world barrier appeared beside the two of them.

[Yesterday I wanted to write with enthusiasm, but when I was almost done with a chapter, there was a sudden power outage. I was so upset that I asked for leave.]