Marvel: I have conceptual skills!

Smacking his lips, Deadpool's head nodded repeatedly in approval.

"Don't tell me, I'm really afraid of the river crab beast~"

Who wouldn't be afraid of something that transcends everything and can destroy everything?

"If you're afraid, just keep your mouth shut. Otherwise..."

Deadpool squinted his eyes doubtfully, looked Charlotte up and down and asked:

"Otherwise, what are you going to do? Take off your pants and summon the river crab beast, or run naked in my movie?

Sorry~ That kind of scene won't affect me at all, it will only increase my box office, or do you have a bigger performance? Hurry up and start~ I can't wait. "

"Are you really not afraid?" Looking at Deadpool, Charlotte sneered twice, then his eyes moved and he said in a mechanical tone:

"The True Story of A Bing"

Chapter 1 Landlord

A Bing's high school grades were not ideal, but he was eventually admitted to a private technical school near Taipei.

Before school starts..."

"That's enough! That's enough!" Deadpool was horrified and wished he could grow hands out of his head immediately. He reached out to cover Charlotte's mouth without hesitation.

"Brother! You are my brother! Please stop using your magical powers!!"

Deadpool looked panicked and looked around quickly. He breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that there was no sign of the river crab beast. However, he was still scared and broke out in a cold sweat.

He really didn't expect that Charlotte would use such a sinister and vicious tactic that would hurt the enemy by a thousand and hurt his own eight hundred.

Deadpool was like Sun Wukong who was put under a tight spell. His restless heart calmed down and he kept muttering, "Stop chanting, stop chanting..."

Charlotte glanced at Deadpool. Before leaving the end of time, he needed to find Deadpool's body, so Charlotte asked:

"Wade, where is your body? Or do you prefer this feeling of freedom without a body?"

Having temporarily lost the right to go crazy, Deadpool drooped his head listlessly and said:

"My body? It was taken away by that bald woman in yellow! She gave it to the damn red devil.

Oh! Fuck! I don't know what evil things she will do with my body. Just think about my sexy buttocks and strong body, those long legs and plump and fragrant feet.

I couldn't help it either, let alone the Red Devil, that ignorant thousand-year-old bachelor.

Damn it! The next time I see my body, it will be covered with the names of the participants. "

Red Devil? In the hands of the Red Devil?

It’s easy to deal with it once you know it’s the Red Devil.

Taking out a cell phone with no signal from her pocket, Charlotte quickly entered her number and pressed the dial button.

"Beep beep..."

The call was successfully connected, and then a blue directional portal opened in front of Charlotte's eyes.

bang-

A red devil was caught off guard and fell out of the portal in a daze, looking at Charlotte in disbelief.

How did Charlotte summon the Red Devil? Of course, he used the skill card.

Skill Card [Hell Hotline: When you dial your own number, you will randomly summon a devil. ]

This kind of randomness is similar to the pseudo-randomness of a certain card drawing game after parameter adjustment, so as to increase the "playability" and "fun" of the game.

Because demons do not appear out of nowhere, nor do they disappear out of nowhere, they are simply summoned from one place to another.

Therefore, the prerequisite for the devil to be summoned is that the devil really exists in this world.

So who says the Red Devil is not a devil~

Looking at Deadpool and Charlotte in front of him, the terrified Red Devil chose to teleport away immediately.

However, the scene in front of his eyes flashed, and his figure appeared in front of Charlotte again in a flash, with a look of fear and surprise on his face, and he fell to the ground with a red face.

"Boy!" Deadpool's head sneered, "You are the one who hid my body as rbq? Hand over my body quickly, or else~"

"Who are you? I have no idea what you are talking about." The Red Devil was sweating all over his face. He took a step back and said in a cowardly tone.

Charlotte raised his eyebrows, looked up and down at the frightened red devil, and asked Deadpool:

"Are you sure Cassandra gave your body to this guy? There may be more than one red devil at the end of time?"

"I'm sure!" Deadpool fiercely looked at the Red Devil and took a long breath.

"what--

I smell the fragrance of my body on him, damn it! My body has been brutally destroyed by him! No!! I want revenge!! "

Charlotte rolled her eyes in disdain at Deadpool's narcissism, as if someone was interested in you. Looking at the terrified red devil, Charlotte asked again:

"Red Devil~Did Cassandra give you the body of this head? Return it quickly, or I will..."

Before he could finish his words, the Red Devil's expression darkened, as if he had thought of something. He gritted his teeth and disappeared from the spot in an instant.

"I really can't see the coffin without crying."

Charlotte shook her head and pressed the replay button on her phone.

Before my eyes, the blue square portal opened again.

However, this time the portal flashed twice, and the person who appeared in the portal was not the Red Devil, but a beautiful woman in seductive clothes.

She had long golden hair and wore a blood-red halter dress with a large V-neck that revealed two snow-white cheeks. Her eyes were filled with deep affection, her lips reflected a crystal-like light, and her every breath seemed to carry the fragrance of roses.

With one hand on her waist, she walked towards Charlotte and Deadpool affectionately in black high heels like a model on the catwalk.

The white long legs are faintly visible between the slit skirt, and are gently caressed by the silky red dress. This is a mature queen.

Picking up Deadpool's head and holding it in front of him, Charlotte observed the woman in front of him vigilantly.

Needless to say, she is definitely a devil, perhaps even the legendary succubus.

"Hi——" The lotus lips parted slightly, and a light red breath of temptation came out of her mouth. It was just a simple character, but it had so many twists and turns, scratching the heart like a kitten, and arousing endless reverie.

The woman held out her proud chest, gently waved her red-nailed fingers, and greeted the two with a smile:

"Do you need my help? Can I fulfill any of your wishes..."

As she spoke, her gray eyes without a trace of other colors flickered, and her red suspenders tilted slightly, revealing a large area of ​​snow-white skin.

But the woman didn't care at all. She bit her red nails with her teeth, showing an indescribable charm.

Covering Deadpool's mouth, Charlotte couldn't help swallowing.

"Anything is fine? Even if I want to eat the most delicious roast duck now?"

"Of course~" The woman smiled like a flower, and every smile and frown of hers was full of indescribable charm. With a wave of her hand, countless delicacies appeared behind her, and she waved her tail at Charlotte, beckoning him.

"My brother Deadpool wants his own body?"

"Of course you can~" The woman raised her hand and snapped her fingers. A headless body dressed in a bunny girl costume fell to the ground out of thin air. The huge weight caused billowing dust, which was separated by the woman's casual wave of her sleeves.

"Oh! Fuck!" Looking at his body that had been played with, Deadpool began a series of curses.

The corners of Charlotte's mouth twitched. He didn't expect that Deadpool had actually told the truth before. It seemed that the Red Devil had really played with his body.

Rubbing his head, Charlotte aimed Deadpool at the woman.

The woman brought delicious food and Deadpool's body, but Charlotte was not grateful. Instead, he became even more alert.

Observing Charlotte's reaction, the woman showed an amused expression.

"Let me introduce myself. In my world, I am a devil, the only devil, so you can also call me Satan."

Oh my god, a cross-dressing Satan! Is there really a cross-dressing Satan in this world? !

With a glance from the female Satan, the headless deadpool on the ground plowed all the way to Charlotte. She tapped the back of her hand lightly with her fingers and asked gently:

"Do you have any other wishes? Tell me and I can help you realize them~ Then, you also have to fulfill one of my wishes."

Charlotte didn't say anything, and Deadpool looked at his body with a sad face.

Looking at the red devil tattooed on his butt, Deadpool was heartbroken.

"Oh! Fuck! That's the place I left for you Spider-Peter! Damn Red Devil, he ruined my butt and everything for me!

No!! I want the Hulk tattooed on his butt too!”