Tomb Raider: Hei Ye, put down the anchor

"Oh my god, the host is really kind, isn't he?"

《Wow, wow, I want one for five people.》

"I want to see Brother Da Zhang!!!"

"Where is my little prince!!"

(Don't worry, I just got here and I don't know where the plot is yet, so we have to take it slow.)

Wu Xie looked at it carefully and found that it was real. It was a good thing. He wanted to buy it immediately, but he had no money. This...

Wu Xie smiled awkwardly and said, "Yini, this thing of yours is real. I estimate that it is worth at least one million. If it is auctioned, the price will be even higher."

When Ling Yini heard this, her eyes lit up: "Then can I sell it?"

"Um. Of course, I can, but I don't have that much money. If you're in a hurry, I can ask my third uncle if he will accept it."

Ling Yini simply waved her hand: "Wu... Xie. How about this, I'll sell this thing to you. I don't want money, but you have to sign for me."

Wu Xie looked confused: "Signature?"

"Yes. It's just a piece of paper. You write your name on it."

"This, this is inappropriate. This thing is so expensive, and my autograph is worthless."

"Who said it's appropriate? This is so appropriate! !"

《Quick!!! Sign for me!!!》

《Hurry up, anchor, hold his head down and make him sign for a month!!!》

"There's nothing inappropriate, because I want more."

Wu Xie's mouth twitched when he heard this, because Ling Yini actually wanted a thousand tickets.

This. This is the rhythm of writing a broken hand. But Wu Xie was about to refuse. Seeing Kou Xi, he paused and said, "Okay!"

Wu Xie gritted his teeth and accepted it. After all, this thing was valuable. A thousand signatures in exchange for more than one million, he made a fortune.

"You come with me."

Wu Xie took Ling Yini to the backyard. Ling Yini sat aside and watched Wu Xie lying on the table signing.

《Oh, so handsome.》

《Ah! My husband is so handsome when he is serious!!!》

《Ahhh, a thousand, a thousand!!!》

When Wu Xie finished writing one, Ling Yini stopped him and asked, "Are you really planning to write a thousand?"

Wu Xie looked at Ling Yini blankly, leaving Ling Yini speechless.

"Is there a copy machine? Make a copy."

(My dears, please understand. There are too many people. We can’t let Wu Xiaogou write until his hands break, right?)

"This... woohoo, it's my autograph."

"Although this is true, I still feel a little disappointed."

《Anchor, I want the original version. Oh oh oh.》

"Anchor, is the one written by Tian Zhen for the number one?"

(Yes, from now on, only one handwritten signature will be written, and it will be for the person at the top of the list. The others will be photocopies, so that everyone can have one.)

"Okay, although I'm a little disappointed that it's not handwritten, a photocopy will do, since it was written by Tian Zhen herself."

"It's okay, host. It's better to have something than nothing. I'm not greedy."

"Anchor, print 500,000 copies."

To be honest, Ling Yini thinks that these rices are quite cute. At least you see, although they feel a little lost, they did not attack her.

After taking a look at the number of people in the live broadcast room, Ling Yini whispered: [System, get me a copy machine at home.]

【Good host. 】

Wu Xie printed a thousand copies and handed them to Ling Yini: "Yini, are you sure? This, this thing is worthless."

Ling Yini smiled and said, "Oh, that thing is not valuable. I have plenty of it at home. I'm going back first. I'll come and play with you tomorrow. Bye."

Watching Ling Yini run away, Wu Xie scratched his head and said, "Why do I feel that my autograph is more valuable?"

"Boss, don't even think about it. It's just two words and a stack of paper. How can they be worth anything?"

Right.

Wu Xie looked at the mouthwash excitedly, well, he still felt that Yini was at a disadvantage, what should he do?

Forget it, I'll just write a little more signature before I go to bed tonight.

When Ling Yini returned home, she asked the system to make a copy according to the number of people in the live broadcast room, so that everyone who gave a reward would get a share.

No matter what you give as a reward, you will get a share.

The people in the live broadcast room couldn't sit still anymore and started to give rewards, but the system knew that this was unfair, so it directly issued a regulation.

(Users who tip more than RMB 1,000 can get some additional small rewards from time to time. Valid for a long time.)

(One thousand yuan per level.)

(One thousand yuan cannot be used to select rewards.)

(You can give one more for 5,000.)

(Tens of thousands can be selected as rewards.)

Now some people in the live broadcast room felt relieved. After all, giving a reward of 1,000 yuan and getting the same reward of 1 yuan was a big loss.

Ling Yini directly told the system: [You set the rules, so you must keep an eye on them and don’t miss anyone.]

[Okay host, don't worry, I will keep an eye on it. ]

This is its performance!!!

By the time the system had sent all the signatures, Ling Yini also ended the live broadcast.

But right.

In the afternoon, Wu Xie came.

He received a rubbing and originally wanted to ask his third uncle to take a look. As a result, he suddenly remembered what Ling Yini said, that she still had a lot of mouthwash here.

I was thinking of taking Ling Yini with me to introduce her to his uncle, and I couldn't let Yini suffer any loss.

It took me a long time to find the courtyard house where Ling Yini lived.

"Wu Xie, why are you here?"

Wu Xie smiled and said, "It's like this. I received a rubbing and would like to ask you to come with me to find my Third Uncle. Didn't you say you still have a mouthwash? If you are willing to sell it, my Third Uncle will definitely give you a fair price."

Ling Yini let Wu Xie in directly: "Sit down for a while while I change my clothes."

"Okay. No rush."

Wu Xie sat in the yard waiting, while Ling Yini in the room changed her clothes and turned on the live broadcast.

Huh? It's on again? What's going on?

As soon as Daomi came in, she saw a message hanging at the top of the live broadcast room: (The rubbings have started, and Uncle San has stolen. Uncle San in the princess dress is online. Those of you who want to see Brother Da Zhang are ready. Let’s go.)

Just now, the system has stolen Wu Sanxing into the system space. Except for the host, other living things that enter the system space will become living dead.

But there would be no problem with the person. So Ling Yini directly stole Wu Sanxing and then released the fat man.

Fortunately, she acted quickly because Brother Da Zhang was on his way.

Everything is ready. Let's go.

"Oh my god, you are a troublemaker. Hahaha."

"It's over. Wu Xiaogou will be scared to death when he sees his uncle in a princess dress. Hahaha."

"Haha, forget about Wu Xiaogou, what about Da Zhang?"

《Hehehe, the gods' worldview has been challenged like never before.》

"I'm fine, let's go."

Wu Xie stood up, glanced at Ling Yini, smiled and said, "Okay."

"Wait, take two with you. You have to let your uncle check the goods, right?"