Hogwarts lazy snake

In a room on the second floor of a manor in the Griffin Kingdom.

"Oh, I finally graduated from elementary school, how great."

Horn, who was already ten years old, was lying on the bed, staring at the chandelier in front of him with a pair of slightly tired eyes, as if he was about to see flowers, and he seemed to speak unconsciously.

Let’s go back to ten years ago. On that day, I was standing in an iron cage tied with cloth strips on the stage. I was wearing a black embroidered Tang Dynasty suit. I looked up at the audience and smiled, then nodded to the assistant next to me.

After seeing this, the assistant nodded and extended the torch in his hand towards the cloth strip on the iron bar.

With a whoosh, the fire spread from the small strip of cloth to the other strips, and instantly spread throughout the entire iron cage like wildfire.

I started my magic show by speaking into the microphone in the cage: "Don't blink!"

Before he could finish his words or see clearly what was happening, his vision went dark (●.●) and his consciousness gradually became blurred. He seemed to hear someone shouting, "Help me!" and then he completely lost consciousness.

Then he seemed to hear his grandmother calling him, and he opened his eyes in a daze. The first thing he saw was a handsome old Deng with blond hair and blue eyes, looking at him happily.

The new-age waste who has experienced the development of big data still knows what this is like. Well, it’s so bloody and I’m reborn.

Um, wait, is it that I didn’t drink Meng Po’s soup, or is it my last fantasy?

Forget it, I don’t want to think about it anymore, because I feel like I’m about to let it go. Phew, it feels good.

Just like that, I gave my new father a nice, face-to-face gift.

In this way, Horn Nicholas, that is, me, became the future heir of three toy stores, a car repair shop, and an estate.

Just like that, when I knew it, I already knew that I had escaped from the life of a beast of burden in my previous life. I wanted to give up and lie down.

result……

Dividing line - the picture returns to the present

"Chizi, come down quickly and have dinner"

Tap-tap~tap

At this time, a voice came from outside the door. The soft and gentle female voice and the knock on the door reached Horn's ears.

"Okay! Here I come!"

When Horn heard his mother's voice, he shouted something, jumped out of the bed, rubbed his face with his hands, and walked towards the door.

Click~

Before Horn could take a few steps, the door opened and a person with fair skin and rosy cheeks appeared there, looking at his child tenderly with his big, twinkling eyes.

"Mommy, I said oh you... um... don't pinch my face! (Don't pinch my face)"

Before Horn could finish his words, he was hugged by Li Fei who opened the door and came in. She then kneaded Horn's cheeks which were full of collagen and were only in their teens.

"Well, my baby, today is your birthday, and your grandparents will be here soon, so hurry up and go down. This is full of collagen, let mommy~(ˉ▽ˉ~)啾啾"

Princess Li said happily while pinching Horn's face.

Horn tried hard to push away his mother, who was acting like a child at her old age (?＞?＜?), but she was just a ten-year-old child. No matter how hard she tried, she could not be as strong as a fully grown adult.

"My princess, my little darling, why are you taking so long to come down? Mom and Dad are here!"

At this time, the father, Stoke Nicholas, saw that his wife and children had not come down for such a long time. At the same time, he saw his father's car slowly driving into the manor outside the window, so he prepared to see what happened.

"Help! Ba!" Horn, who was in the clutches of Concubine Li, heard his father's voice and immediately sent out a distress signal!

"Wow (づ￣3￣)づ╭～My love, I want to come too! You can't have the whole face of my son alone"

Just when Horn thought his savior had arrived, he discovered that the pair of hands rubbing his face had turned into two pairs.

Of course, since Grandpa and Grandma Nicholas and his wife had already arrived, the two of them stopped playing and took Horn downstairs to receive them.

Horn followed behind Stock and Li Fei, rubbing his cheeks which were a little red from being pinched, and looked at the couple in front of him, his father and mother, with resentful eyes.

Oh, I forgot to introduce myself because I was so busy introducing my property.

Li Fei, my own mother, is a lawyer in a professional high-level law firm and a native of Nanjiang, Daxialongguo. This is why I can speak both languages.

Stoke Nicholas, my old d...ahem father, is of Griffin King nationality, has some assets, and is the current heir and part-time manager of the future industry I mentioned earlier.

As for how these two met? Well, it's a common ~ (ˉ▽ˉ~) melodramatic story, because they were classmates in different colleges of the same school, and then in the martial arts club, Stock was beaten by Li Fei and cried.

Because Fei Li found out that this guy was always following her secretly, now she had a chance to vent her anger and beat up this disgusting man who was following her.

But in the end, did you guess that I was going to say that it was an inspirational story that Stoke practiced hard after being beaten and defeated Li Fei? That's totally wrong. Instead, Li Fei was robbed at knifepoint after shopping at a convenience store.

What's outrageous is that Stocker saw them and used a mobile phone to pretend to be a gun to make the gangster drop the knife. Then, Li Fei killed all the gangsters.

When Stoke saw this, he shuddered as a man. Then he quickly pulled Li Fei away, because he was holding a mobile phone instead of a real firearm.

Then, the two of them got together, which was even more outrageous than before, and gave birth to Horn Nicholas, who is me.

Why do you know so much about what happened? Because I have told you about it every birthday since I was born, and boasted about his heroic deeds of saving beautiful girls that smelled sour.

But unfortunately *^_^*, this year's birthday, because of something that happened, I don't have to listen to the things that I can recite by heart anymore.

But it was also from this incident, after this birthday, that I knew and discovered that this world is so outrageous!

——(The screen returns)

"Oh, my eldest grandson, long time no see, do you miss your grandparents?"

The patriarch of Nicholas, who was in his seventies or eighties and had a thick head of white hair that was meticulously groomed, rubbed Horn's head with his hand.

That's right, father Stock is not yet the patriarch of Nicholas.

The two Mrs. Nicholas standing by also smiled as they watched this scene.

Time passed by like it was free, and it was already past seven o'clock in the evening.

In the Nicholas family's manor restaurant, a large table of Chinese and Western delicacies was laid out, including mashed potatoes, bacon, and borscht from the Griffin Kingdom, as well as braised pork, beef stewed potatoes, and honey-cooked chicken wings from the Great Xia Dragon Kingdom.

"Happy birthday to my little Horn! Clink!"

Old Patriarch Nicholas raised the wine glass in his hand and spoke to everyone.

"Cheers!"

Everyone raised their cups and talked happily. Of course, the cup in Horn's cup was juice, not wine. After all, children don't want to drink wine. ??(ˊwˋ*)??

After taking a sip of juice, the next step is to enjoy the refreshing food.

Before everyone had taken a few bites of the delicious food, a brown owl flew in from the open window.

"Well, where's the owl?"

"How strange, husband, look, it just grabbed a letter and brought it in."

"Yeah, that's weird!"

While the four Nicholas couples were still discussing their curiosity about the animal that interrupted their meal, Horn was looking at the owl and the letter in astonishment.

At this moment, Horn felt mixed emotions, confused, excited, and distressed. O_o, in just two words, outrageous!

Just as Horn was distracted, Li Fei, who was beside Horn, took the envelope and looked at it. She found that it was for her son, so she jokingly smiled at Stoke and said:

"Honey, look, it's a letter to our son. Do you think it might have been sent by his girlfriend?"

"Oh, our little Horn looks very adorable."

While everyone was joking, Horn came to his senses, snatched the envelope from his mother's hand, and looked at the logo on it. Well, four animals, and the name was Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Yes, that's right, not the School of Comedy.

Well, calm down, this is not a dream, calm down.

Soon Horn shouted in his heart, "What the hell is this about being calm? What the hell is this about being cool?"

"Mom, open it and take a look. It looks like a school notification letter." Horn did not open it himself, but gave it to his mother Li Fei to open.

"Hmm? Honey, open it and take a look. I remember our child has already passed the interview of the best school in our city."

"Is that so? Although we didn't send a written notification of passing the interview immediately, our child has such good grades that he must have passed. I believe that." said the father, Stoke, who was standing nearby.

Horn felt warmed when he heard his father's words. After all, he was a good father who believed in his children.

After hearing what Stoker said, Li Fei opened an envelope from Hogwarts and unfolded the letter paper:

Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry:

Albus Dumbledore

(President of the International Federation of Magic, first-class magician of Merlin's Order)

Dear Mr. Horne:

We are pleased to inform you that you have been admitted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Attached is a list of required books and equipment.

The semester is scheduled to begin on September 1st. We will be waiting for your owl to bring your reply before July 31st.

Minerva McGonagall (Deputy Headmistress)

sincerely

It comes with a list of required books and equipment, as well as a ticket…

After reading it, Stock and Princess Li told the contents to the old patriarch Nicholas and his wife who were sitting across the table.

After listening to what the Stockers said, the old patriarch Nicholas Shen Yan quickly said to his wife with a smile that the prank was quite realistic.

"Well, what if this is true?"

Horn did not laugh, but said that this was true, because no one in this world had ever heard of that woman's name or that book.

And that's impossible, this is a children's book.

"Well, it's true, my little Horn."

Just as the two couples of Nicholas present, except Horn, did not take it seriously and were laughing and joking, there was a knock on the door.

"Who is it so late?"

Princess Li went to open the door while mumbling. Everyone looked in the direction of the door curiously. The neighbors nearby had already come to chat before dinner, so no one should come to disturb them at this time.

Soon everyone saw who the person was. He was a man wearing a black robe, with long greasy hair and a pair of sharp eyes.

When Horn saw the visitor's attire and greasy hair, he immediately knew who the visitor was, the famous Snake King.