Siheyuan: All the birds want to die, I enjoy happiness
Chapter 147 What is the deaf old lady doing?
"Huairu, what's wrong with you?" Jia Dongxu, who had just changed his pants in the room, came out. Just after Jia Zhangshi finished talking to him, he quickly asked Qin Huairu to bring him hot water into the room so that he could wipe the shit. The shit on his body was really smelly and dirty.
"Yue~just look outside for yourself." Qin Huairu covered her mouth with one hand and pointed outside the door with the other.
After hearing this, Jia Dongxu limped to the door and saw through the gap that Jia Zhang's face was covered with "her own shit". "Yue~ I tell you, if mother wants to come in later, don't let her in. Wait until she washes herself clean at the sink." Jia Dongxu turned around and said to Qin Huairu while retching.
"Dongxu... I don't dare to say that to my mother. You know her temper. If I say that, she will peel me off." How dare Qin Huairu not let her in? Jia Zhangshi would tear Qin Huairu to pieces, but it was indeed disgusting to let her in.
"Okay, just don't open the door for her. When she's done, throw away my pants and cotton trousers, and buy new ones later." Jia Dongxu checked the door again to see if it was locked. He felt relieved when he saw that it was locked. He got goose bumps all over his body when he thought of his pants covered with shit. Thinking of this, he decided not to let Jia Zhang in.
"Okay, I understand." Qin Huairu agreed timidly. Why are these two mother and son so disgusting? Qin Huairu's stomach is really churning now. She just tried hard not to vomit. It's really too disgusting. This is not something that ordinary people can accept.
"Yi Zhonghai, what are you swelling about?" After Jia Zhang raised her head, she felt her mouth was full of shit. She mumbled and Yi Zhonghai couldn't hear what she was saying.
"You deserve it. I told you to be honest but you didn't listen. You deserve it. This is your family's shit, so you can sell it yourself." After saying that, Yi Zhonghai walked into the deaf old lady's house with a look of disgust on his face. The first thing he did when he entered the door was to lock it. Who knows if Jia Zhang will go crazy and come in directly later? This is a biological weapon. Can you bear it?
Jia Zhang felt like the sky was about to fall, so she quickly got up and walked shakily to the door of Jia's house. "Knock, knock, knock, Kaimener!"
"Mom, Dongxu asked you to wash in the sink at the door before coming in, otherwise you can't stay in this room." Qin Huairu heard Jia Zhang knocking on the door and answered from a distance. The main thing was that it was too smelly because she was too close!
"Hao, hao, you treat me like this!" Jia Zhang tried to push the door again, but it wouldn't open. Forget it, life is hopeless at this moment. It's okay to have shit on your face, but you're not allowed to enter the house. What can I do? Go and wash it quickly. Jia Zhang even felt a little wronged at this moment. What did I do? How could it be so miserable? I had all the shit out after breakfast. I haven't had lunch yet, and I've eaten shit. This shit is smelly and watery.
Hmm? Jia Zhang turned on the tap and washed her hands. She was about to rinse her mouth when she found that the shit was a little sweet. What did Jia Dongxu eat? Didn't they eat the same thing? What she had just defecated was all black and red, and she could smell the smell of chili in the toilet. Why was his shit sweet?
Jia Zhang was just about to savor it when she remembered that it was shit. "Yue~ Damn Yi Zhonghai, I'll take care of you later... Yue~" How could it not be sweet? The food in Su Xingchen's space was not feed. When his fruit trees were ripe, he could just throw some fruit in there and they would eat it. Originally, this shit didn't smell bad at all, it was just processed by Su Xingchen.
What would happen if others knew that you feed fruits to pigs? Others can only eat fruits a few times a year, but you feed fruits to pigs. There is no way, we are so generous! Su Xingchen remembered that someone in later generations posted a video online about feeding pigs with watermelons, which shocked the little Koreans. You feed pigs with such expensive things? Everyone thought it must be fake to cheat traffic, but they didn’t know how much watermelons we produce. It’s nothing like them. When watermelons are old and tasteless, we can just throw them away. People say it’s called low-sugar watermelon. I have to say that the little Koreans are really unsophisticated.
Jia Zhang rinsed her mouth with cold water, then washed her face, rubbing it back and forth. She had a bad day today, and even an unhygienic person felt disgusted, making the whole pool full of yellow and white. The stench was so bad that Jia Zhang's bath yesterday was in vain.
The first lady just came into the house and stood at the door to see what Yi Zhonghai would do. It was not until she saw Jia Zhang fall headfirst into the shit that she came to the deaf old lady's bed and handed her a bowl of noodles, "Eat it."
The deaf old lady said weakly: "You really don't care about me, an old lady. If you are any later, I will starve to death in bed."
Hearing her words, the auntie couldn't help but complain in her heart: Starving to death? If you starve to death, I'll just take all your things away. You old fool treat me like a maid every day.
Yi Zhonghai heard what the deaf old lady said and quickly replied: "Hey, old lady, look at what you said, how could we ignore you? Didn't we come back a little late today because of something?"
"Okay, how did your examination go today?" After saying that, the deaf old lady started to eat noodles, "slurp slurp".
"I... let Lihua speak." Yi Zhonghai wanted to say something, but when he saw the aunt's gloomy face, he didn't dare to say anything.
"Old lady, you have to explain it to me. He had affairs when he was young and couldn't have children, so he blamed me? He kept it from me all these years. Do you think he was right? There's nothing wrong with me saying I want a divorce." The aunt simply sat down and said.
"What?! Yi Zhonghai, how could you lie to others? Come here and I will beat you to death, you bastard! Aren't you delaying Lihua?" Upon hearing this, the deaf old lady was about to hit Yi Zhonghai.
Seeing the deaf old lady's actions, the aunt was completely confused. What was this old lady up to? Why did she attack Yi Zhonghai? Could it be that she was on the aunt's side?
"Oh, old lady, how would I know that there was something wrong with me? I made mistakes when I was young, but I didn't know that I couldn't have children." Yi Zhonghai said as he sat down beside the bed.
"Hmph, you don't know? Why didn't you think about this when you were messing around with others?" The deaf old lady snorted coldly.
"I..." Yi Zhonghai was speechless when he said this. He couldn't say that I couldn't control my legs.
"You, you, if you had explained it to Xiao Xia earlier, wouldn't there be so many problems?"
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