Siheyuan: All the birds want to die, I enjoy happiness

Jia Zhang left the courtyard and wandered around the street like a headless fly, and before she knew it, she had wandered to Maoer Hutong. Well, since she was already here, she might as well go see Doctor Zhu. Last time, she forgot to ask Doctor Zhu to prescribe some suppositories, which was not good!

Since Jia Zhang was sent to labor reform, she has not been able to go to the toilet smoothly. When she came out, she was still the same. She didn't touch any vegetables, but she had a lot of meat. How could she go to the toilet?

Jia Zhang came to Dr. Zhu's door leisurely.

"Knock, knock, knock. Doctor Zhu, are you home?" Jia Zhang just kept banging on the door, not caring how much strength she used. The door panels of Doctor Zhu's house clanged and the dust on the door frame flew down.

"Come here, come here. What are you doing? So urgent?" Doctor Zhu couldn't help feeling displeased when he heard the sound of banging on the door. Which patient isn't friendly when seeing a doctor? Even in an emergency, there's no such thing as this.

Doctor Zhu followed the sound and walked towards the door. If anyone saw him at this time, they would have noticed that his face was twitching uncontrollably, and his gait was even a little deformed. "Oh, it's you. Didn't you just get some medicine from me? What's wrong? Are you feeling unwell again?" The muscles at the corners of Doctor Zhu's mouth kept twitching. He glanced at Jia Zhang and walked in.

"Well, Doctor Zhu, I have some skin injuries on my body. I would like to rub some safflower oil on them." Jia Zhang said with a smile on her face, but she started looking around as soon as she entered the door.

What a joke! Who can Jia Zhang talk to nicely? She felt so distressed when she thought about how she had spent all her money during her absence. It was a good opportunity for her to stroll to Dr. Zhu's house. Shouldn't she use her "stunt thief" skills?

Jia Zhang searched for the painkillers she usually took, wondering: What's wrong? Aren't they usually placed in that cabinet? How come all the bottles are gone? Just as Jia Zhang was about to open the cabinet to find out what was going on, Dr. Zhu came over with a half-bottle of safflower oil.

"Here, for you. The new safflower oil is gone, and I only have half a bottle left. I see you come to buy medicine often, so I'll consider this half bottle a gift to you." Doctor Zhu handed the half bottle of safflower oil to Jia Zhang and said.

"Oh, thank you so much, Dr. Zhu. Um... Dr. Zhu, there is something else I would like to ask you for help with." After saying that, Jia Zhang actually looked at Dr. Zhu shyly.

Doctor Zhu looked at Jia Zhang's wrinkled old face, pretending to be shy. The meal he had just eaten was churning in his stomach and he almost vomited it out. He suppressed his nausea and swallowed the vomit that was rising in his throat.

He had no idea that this swallowing would cause trouble. When Jia Zhang saw him swallowing, she actually thought that Dr. Zhu was shy because of her charm, and even swallowed his saliva, which made her feel extremely satisfied.

Jia Zhang was secretly proud of herself. She was a beautiful woman in the area, and there were at least 80 men who had been with her. If she didn't know who the father of her baby was, how could she marry Jia Zhang? Back then, Jia Zhang was drunk and confused. When he woke up, he saw Jia Zhang crying and asking him to take responsibility. Jia Zhang's conditions were poor, so how could he refuse a wife he picked up for free? How could he know that this wife was not only a wife, but also a fat boy in her belly!

Doctor Zhu, my daughter-in-law has gone somewhere. Can you please be kind enough to help me apply the medicine?" Jia Zhang said in a coquettish voice, and while speaking, she glanced at Doctor Zhu in a seductive way, then reached out to her clothes like a snake and unbuttoned them.

Dr. Zhu was frightened by her actions and her coquettish expression. Without saying a word, he rushed out of the house like a frightened rabbit and ran to the sink to vomit.

"Yue~yue~" Doctor Zhu vomited violently, his face turned red, as if he was going to vomit out his intestines, but he still couldn't stop dry heaving.

"Doctor Zhu, are you okay? Oh, even if you are a doctor, you have to take care of yourself. If anything happens to you, there will be no hope for us here. I will be heartbroken." Jia Zhang completely ignored Doctor Zhu's expression, which looked more uncomfortable than if he had eaten a fly, and continued to comfort him.

"Well... I'm fine, I just haven't been feeling well lately. And forget about applying the medicine. After all, there are differences between men and women, and it's really inconvenient for me. I still don't feel well, so I won't send you off. You can take the safflower oil back and ask other people in the hospital for help." Doctor Zhu said to Jia Zhang, resisting the urge to vomit again.

"Oh, Doctor Zhu, everyone says that doctors don't distinguish between men and women. Just apply it on me. I feel so uncomfortable. Please?" Jia Zhang now stuck to Doctor Zhu like an octopus, lowered her head and acted shyly.

Dr. Zhu's inner thoughts at this moment: If you were 18, I would say this is my duty sister, if you were 28, I would say this is a necessary sister. But you are already 58, I can only say you better go away, sister.

The moment Jia Zhang approached Doctor Zhu, he froze. No, this is too disgusting. This is...

"Hey, sister, did your money fall on the ground?" Dr. Zhu suddenly pointed at the ground as if he had discovered something.

"No way? No way, no way?" When Jia Zhang heard that someone's money had been dropped, her shy look disappeared in an instant, and she quickly bent down to look for the money on the ground.

While Jia Zhang was looking for money on the floor, Doctor Zhu ran into the room, closed the door and locked it in one go. He didn't look like a man in his sixties or seventies. He leaned his back against the door, breathing heavily, with beads of sweat dripping from his forehead, as if he was in some danger.

If Dr. Zhu knew this idea, he would definitely say: No, you are afraid even if you come here, who can stand this? You can stand up to others when they act coquettishly, but she acts coquettishly, and I will stand up to her with the coffin board. If it weren't for my wit, I would probably have to lie there today. Thinking of this, I have to praise my own cleverness and wit.

"Doctor Zhu, how could you do this? Open the door quickly. I just want to ask you for a small favor, just to apply some medicine." Jia Zhang searched everywhere but couldn't find any trace of the money. Then she came to realize that she had been cheated by Doctor Zhu, so she hurried to Doctor Zhu's door and shouted.

However, no matter how she shouted, the room was completely silent. How could she know that Dr. Zhu had already fallen to the ground like a puppet with its strings cut, his body twitching constantly.