Siheyuan: All the birds want to die, I enjoy happiness

Chapter 76 Jia Family Mother and Son Pulling Their Pockets

Su Xingchen couldn't help but frown when he heard this. When he heard that the Jia family members had fainted, he immediately thought of the day when Qin Huairu came back with the lymph meat. It seemed that although he reminded her, she didn't believe it. This was not his fault. After all, he had done his best to remind her.

Su Xingchen watched as everyone in the yard gathered in the middle courtyard, and he quickly followed them. Jia Zhang was lying on the door frame with a pale face, her mouth was full of vomit, and her pants were also covered with yellow, that indescribable stuff, yes, Jia Zhang's pants were full of it.

"Hey, what happened to Jia Zhang?"

"I don't know either. At first I saw Jia Zhang and Jia Dongxu running to the toilet. After a while I heard Jia Zhang leaning against the wall and vomiting. Then I went home."

"I came out when I heard a 'bang', and then I saw Jia Zhang lying here." The people in the courtyard gathered around the Jia family and talked about it, but no one came forward to help. Are you kidding? Who dares to touch the Jia family's affairs? Send him to the hospital later, and when the Jia family wakes up, they will ask you for medical expenses. After all, Jia Zhang is really capable of doing such a thing.

"Hey, isn't there someone else in their family? It can't be just Jia Zhang." asked the third aunt.

"It seems to be just the mother and daughter of the Jia family. Yesterday I saw someone from Qin Huairu's parents' home, and Qin Huairu brought Banggeng home." The second aunt replied.

Su Xingchen understood the reason the moment he heard this. It must be that Jia Zhang was greedy for the meal he cooked and stewed the lymph meat. However, he had only heard in later generations that lymph meat was harmful to the human body. As for whether Jia Zhang's condition was caused by the lymph meat, he really didn't know.

Yi Zhonghai was still lying in bed because of a backache. The aunt just happened to go out. He didn't know what was happening outside, but hearing the noise in the yard, he didn't care about his backache and walked out holding the wall.

"Hey everyone, what are you doing?" Yi Zhonghai held his waist and walked into the crowd.

"Uncle Yi, I don't know what happened to the mother and daughter of the Jia family. They are vomiting and having diarrhea, and now they have fainted." When the third aunt saw Yi Zhonghai coming, she hurried over and said.

"What? Then why don't you help send them to the hospital?" When Yi Zhonghai heard this, he saw Jia Zhang lying on the ground.

"Uncle Yi, we are afraid of something happening. Who will pay for sending them to the hospital? Besides, is this someone who has eaten something bad and is now fainting?"

"That's right." After all, no one is well off, and they can't afford the medical expenses for Jia Zhang and her daughter.

"I say, we are all from the same courtyard, we see each other every day, so let's help each other. I will pay for the medical expenses later. They are my apprentices, so it is only right for me to pay. But if something happens to them in our courtyard, our courtyard will have a bad reputation. Don't you think this makes sense?" Yi Zhonghai, who has been the boss of the courtyard for so many years, speaks in a very coherent manner.

When the people in the courtyard heard this, they began to hesitate. After all, these days, if people ask you where you live and hear that the place you live is notorious, they will stay away from you.

Seeing that his words had taken effect, Yi Zhonghai simply added fuel to the fire, "Well, I'll pay fifty cents each to send him and his mother to the hospital, but it will take four people."

When they heard that there was money to be taken, someone in the yard immediately spoke up, "I, I, I, Uncle Yi, I'll do it."

"I am coming too."

"And I."

"I'll go too. I'm strong."

Yi Zhonghai looked at everyone's performance and couldn't help curling his lips. Humph, what's wrong with not being an uncle? I have never lost to anyone in playing with my brain. My last name is Yi, so you still have to call me an uncle!

"Okay, then the four of you come with me. Xiao Liu, go borrow a cart from next door, and the rest of you carry Dongxu out first."

Those who didn't grab the items secretly felt that they had lost out. It was such a pity that they only got 50 cents if they were sent to the hospital. Who knew that those four people would react so quickly?

The three men first prepared to carry Jia Zhang out. The three men looked at the excrement and vomit on Jia Zhang's body, looked at each other, and before they could say anything, a foul smell came.

"Yue~" Yi Zhonghai couldn't help it and started to dry heave. "You guys should carry Jia Zhang outside first."

The three of them thought about it and thought that it was only fifty cents. They could bear it. Two of them held their legs together, and the other one lifted the clothes on Jia Zhang's shoulders and put her on the open space at the door.

"Okay, leave it there for now, and let's go in and see Dongxu." Yi Zhonghai said after seeing Jia Zhangshi being put away.

"Hey hey hey."

"Uh-huh, hahahaha, that's you, come on, hehehe."

As soon as the four people walked into the main room, they heard laughter coming from the inner room. The four people stopped in their tracks. Although it was said that feudal superstitions should be eliminated after the founding of New China, what was going on with this inexplicable laughter? Yi Zhonghai couldn't help swallowing his saliva when he heard the laughter, "Well, you guys open it and take a look?"

"Uncle Yi, forget it, let's just go."

"Yeah yeah."

"No, let me give you an extra fifty cents each, and see..."

Before Yi Zhonghai finished speaking, "Wahahaha, hehehe." A man limped out from the inner room. It was Jia Dongxu. Everyone was shocked to see him looking unconscious.

At this moment, Jia Dongxu's face was pale, drooling, his eyes were dull, and he was smiling to himself, which made the four of them feel creepy. If it wasn't daytime, they would have run away long ago.

"Uncle Yi, is he possessed by evil spirits?"

"Don't talk nonsense! You are promoting feudal superstition. If others hear it, you will be in trouble." Although Yi Zhonghai thought so in his heart, how could he say it?

"Yes, yes, I was wrong." After hearing Yi Zhonghai's words, he immediately realized that he had said something wrong.

"Come on, we are the only ones who are fine. Let's take him to the hospital and let the doctor see him." Yi Zhonghai patted his shoulder and comforted him.

"Okay... then Uncle Yi, does the one dollar you mentioned still count?"

"Yes, of course. Just catch him and send him to the hospital."

The three men nodded when they heard this and were about to step forward to capture Jia Dongxu together, but they heard a few consecutive farts and Jia Dongxu lay on the ground with a satisfied look on his face, "Hehehe, hehehehe."

As a foul smell of feces came, the four of them couldn't help but vomit. "Come on, take him out and send him to the hospital. I think they just have stomach upsets." Yi Zhonghai hurried to the door, took a breath and said.

"Okay." The three men once again endured the stench and carried Jia Dongxu out of the house. People in the yard looked at Jia Zhang and Jia Dongxu and took two steps back. After all, this smell was really not something that most people could accept.

The three of them put the person down and quickly went to the sink to wash their hands, for fear of dirtying their hands.

"Uncle Yi, I've borrowed the cart, look at us...yue~" Xiao Liu just came back and started to burp again in the middle of his words.

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