Naruto: This evil Uchiha is a school of his own
Chapter 415: We agreed not to kick Xiao Kunkun
Qingcheng looked at the group of children, kowtowing frantically to the portrait, and shouted: "Please, Lord Yongcheng, bless me, so that we can all become ninjas of Konoha.
Qingcheng felt that the portrait seemed to be a little strange. Although the portrait looked like a young version of Uchiha Yuujou, it was too young. He had never seen him before.
Then Qingcheng thought to himself, "This portrait of Yongcheng looks too young. I feel like I've never seen him before. Who is Uchiha Yongcheng's eldest son?"
The more Qingcheng looked at it, the more he felt something was wrong. The person on the three sides of the portrait did not seem to be Uchiha Yuujou, but looked more like himself. "
Uchiha Yongcheng has a hedgehog hairstyle, but Qingcheng also has a hedgehog hairstyle sometimes. Unless you use hairspray to fix your hair, it will become a fluffy middle-parted hairstyle. If you wash your hair and let it dry naturally, it will become the Uchiha clan's "Shamatte" hairstyle.
Then Qingcheng said in surprise: "That's Uchiha Yongcheng of Hammer, that's my old photo, these little bears, they offer tributes to living people, and kowtow to living people to pay tribute, it's really against the will of heaven, how did their parents educate them, it's not auspicious at all."
Qingcheng thought to himself, "We must solve the problem at the source. I'm going to ask the Konoha Propaganda Department to publicize Yongcheng's photo and let the villagers of Konoha figure out who is Uchiha Yongcheng and who is Uchiha Qingcheng. Otherwise, if something like this happens again, I'll really go crazy."
At this moment, the group of children who were still kowtowing stood up and prepared to continue playing the ninja game. The fat boy named Da Xiong shouted directly: "Let me play the role of the fifth Hokage, and you, brother Shuiping, play Sarutobi Hiruzen! I want to show you how I imitate the fifth Hokage."
Pingli looked at the ambitious bear and nodded immediately, saying seriously: "I'll give you the Hokage cloak first, but remember to return it to me after use. This is my bed sheet at home."
The child who played the role of Shimura Danzo took out the eye patch and put it on his right eye, and then continued to play the role of Shimura Danzo.
The snotty-nosed kid said seriously, "The Fifth Hokage has a middle-parted hairstyle, and it's a fluffy middle-parted hairstyle. Big Bear, your hairstyle is wrong."
Big Bear nodded directly, picked up a handful of dry grass from the ground, put it on his short flat head, and then tidied it up, trying to make it a middle part. "
The snotty-nosed kid looked at Big Bear with a bunch of dry grass. Although his hair was parted in the middle, it was all yellow. Then he said seriously, "Big Bear, the Hokage's hair is black, and yours is all yellow. You don't look like the Hokage, do you?"
Big Bear threw away the wig on his head, then took out a headscarf and tied it directly on his head, then said seriously: "Are you satisfied now, little snot? Just treat me as the Hokage's long hat."
The child with a runny nose was named Little Sniffle by these children because there was always a lot of snot hanging from his nostrils.
All the children began to applaud and said, "Big Bear, you should play the role of Hokage well. We all want to see the drama of Naruto beating Danzo."
Fat Tiger looked at everyone! They were all very excited, and then he said seriously: "When you hit me, you must understand that I am only playing Danzo, not the real Danzo, and you are not allowed to spit at me, otherwise I will not play with you next time. Last time, someone kicked my little Kunkun, it hurt, it really hurts."
Little Sniffle looked at Big Bear wearing a headscarf, and said cleverly: "Big Bear! You are playing the role of the fifth Hokage, but you still lack a pair of Sharingan. All the Uchiha clan have Sharingan. How can you play the role of the fifth Hokage without Sharingan?"
When Shuiping heard this, he immediately said to Daxiong: "I have colored contact lenses just like the Sharingan. I bought them at the department store last time. They are my most precious things. You must return them to me after you wear them."
Da Xiong nodded directly, and then said seriously: "Shuiping brother, why don't you play the role of Fuying-sama, Kakashi-sama only needs to wear a mask and doesn't need to be talkative, and you just need to hold a pornographic book."
When Shuiping heard what Daxiong said, his face was instantly filled with surprise, and then he said in panic: "If my mother knew that I took the pornographic book, she would definitely beat me to death. I'd better continue to play Sarutobi Hiruzen! Because I look like a monkey, I want to interpret Sarutobi Hiruzen's obscene appearance and make this hateful pedophile old man smile evilly again, hahahaha."
Fat Tiger emphasized again: "You can let me play Shimura Danzo, but you can't spit on me or kick my little Kun-Kun."
All the children said, "Don't worry Fat Tiger, we will definitely not spit on you. You are not the real Shimura Danzo. We will not let the person who kicked you, Xiao Kunkun, join us last time."
When Hu Ci heard this answer, he nodded gently and said hesitantly: "My little Kun Kun is in pain now, can I not participate in this game?"
All the children looked at Fat Tiger who was about to retreat and said angrily, "No, you look the most like Danzo. If you don't play with us, we won't want you anymore."
Qingcheng looked at these children and prepared to continue playing role-playing games, especially when he saw the child who played Danzo, who was so into the role, that natural wretched aura was something that no one else could imitate.
Then! Qingcheng saw the fat boy named Daxiong again, and he immediately put on a pair of contact lenses, and they were the appearance of the three-magatama Sharingan. "
Then Qing Cheng thought to himself, "These kids are really smart. They even know to bring props when acting. You acted very well and realistically. That's how I scolded Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo back then. But if you offer a living person as a tribute to me, I will never forgive you. If you act well, just pretend I never said anything."
After saying that, Qingcheng also crossed his arms and looked at these kids quietly to see what tricks they could come up with.
At this moment, the little fat boy named Big Bear cursed Fat Tiger directly: "Shimura Danzo, you damned beast, you actually killed your companions in Konoha Village and committed twenty-nine crimes. I, Uchiha Qingcheng, will never let you go. I will summon Uchiha Yongcheng to take you away."
Then, Da Xiong took out a wooden kunai and raised it high, then he shouted, "All the soldiers march forward, Uchiha Yongcheng, step out, take these beasts away."
After saying that, Big Bear threw the wooden three-pronged kunai directly at the actor who played Danzo.
Then a large group of children shouted, "Kill Shimura Danzo, kill Shimura Danzo!" Then a large group of children rushed directly towards the actor who played Danzo.
The kid who played Sarutobi Hiruzen said with embarrassment: "Our lines, Big Bear, you don't play by the rules."
Fat Tiger, who played Danzo, was beaten up by a group of children. He was pinned to the ground without saying a word and was spit on by seven or eight children. There was also a young child who kicked Fat Tiger in the crotch.
The kid kicked and cursed, "Shimura Danzo, you bastard, you have done so many bad things, I will definitely kick you to death."
Fat Tiger's name! Although it has the word "fat" in it, he is very thin and has no flesh on his face. He looks very similar to Shimura Danzo, all wrinkled, so when he was beaten by these kids, he kept begging for mercy.
Wuuwuwu, he started to yell again: "Everyone stop fighting, I am Nobita Fat Tiger, you guys promised not to spit on me, and you keep kicking my little Kunkun with your feet, I will never play with you again, wuuwuwu."
Qingcheng, who was standing by, was also embarrassed, thinking to himself, "How come these kids don't keep their word? They spit so much saliva on me that I could have taken a bath. And that kid who kicked me in the crotch is totally inhumane."
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