Siheyuan: Occupy the Purchasing Department and make a fortune

Han Weimin laughed and said, "Don't I have a fishing rod too?"

"I just got a bamboo pole, tied some fishing line to it and hung a fish hook on it."

"Dig up a few more earthworms and we'll be all set."

The three uncles started whispering and discussing with each other.

Yan Fugui smiled obscenely: "Han Weimin, I have caught this fish before, it's not as easy as you say."

"As for the fishing rod issue, it's just like what you said. If you don't have money, you can find a way."

"Didn't Jiang Taigong also use a bamboo pole to fish?"

Xu Damao also echoed: "Exactly, you are fooling fools here."

Sha Zhu reluctantly said, "Don't listen to him, everyone."

"This kid is sliding."

Everyone began to have doubts.

I don't think fishing is that easy.

Han Weimin laughed out loud.

"Whether it is easy or not, what you hear is not as good as what you see."

"You guys can come with me to Beihai Park tomorrow and I'll demonstrate it on the spot."

"If I can't catch two big fish like this in half an hour, I'm willing to compensate you guys, one dollar each."

As soon as these words were spoken, all the birds smiled happily.

"Hey, could this guy really catch it?"

"There are more than a dozen families living in this yard. If each person pays one dollar, this kid will die."

"You take care of others."

"Since he said so, I think it makes sense."

Yan Fugui smiled and pointed at Han Weimin and said, "Han Weimin, our courtyard is a trustworthy courtyard. We don't allow deception."

Xu Damao said in a tirade: "That's right, those who lie to others will not be happy!"

Sha Zhu yelled, "Cheating people will lead to the extinction of your descendants."

Han Weimin was stupid. Since he wanted to trick these beasts, he would naturally let them jump around first.

He smiled and said, “It is definitely an honest business.”

"Never lie."

Yi Zhonghai knocked on the table, pressed his palm and said, "Everyone, be quiet, I have something to say!"

"Han Weimin, since you are so sure, please write a written document."

"If you can't do it, how are you going to compensate the big guys?"

Han Weimin sneered: "I haven't done anything yet, why should I sign a document?"

"Look, I'll teach you how to fish, but I'll charge you a little for your hard work."

"It's just one dollar per person."

"To prove I have the ability, I am willing to accept the test and catch two big fish within half an hour. If I fail to catch any, I will pay one dollar to each household."

"And we will return everyone's tuition fees in full."

After these words were spoken, everyone became more or less hesitant.

After all, one dollar is not a small amount of money.

Many families only have five dollars a month for living expenses.

If you calculate it, one dollar is a week's food money.

However, Han Weimin promised that if he did not have the ability, he would refund everyone's money and make compensation.

Yi Zhonghai said loudly: "No matter what, you have to sign a document."

"Empty words."

"If you still don't count by then, we can still eat you?"

Han Weimin said: "Standing is fine."

Immediately, he took out the pen from his jacket pocket, and then took out a small notebook from his pocket and began to write on it quickly.

After finishing writing, Han Weimin held up the page and said, "Here, the document is."

"If you want to learn, pay one dollar and put your fingerprint on it."

Yan Fugui had some red ink at home, so he took it and placed it on the eight-immortals table.

He first took out a dollar and handed it to Han Weimin.

"Han Weimin, let me give you a fingerprint first."

"Let me be frank with you. If you can't catch any fish, you have to return the money and compensate me one dollar."

Han Weimin said loudly: "I have already pressed my handprint, can I still go back on my word?"

Yan Fugui smiled and thought it made sense.

Xu Damao frowned and asked, "Then how do you teach everyone?"

Han Weimin smiled and said, "Xu Damao has hit the nail on the head."

"I will teach you for three hours."

"First, we will demonstrate, then explain, and finally everyone will practice."

"Of course, he's too stupid for me to teach him."

"If you think your IQ is not high enough or your brain is not smart enough, then don't sign up."

“I’m afraid I can’t teach you.”

"Then you can blame me instead."

As soon as these words came out, Xu Damao couldn't help but twitch his eyes.

My goodness, these are the emperor's new clothes.

If you don’t sign up, you’re a person who even thinks you’re stupid.

This has to be reported.

And you can’t blame Han Weimin if you can’t learn it.

However, Han Weimin's plan was a complete conspiracy.

It's useless even if you know it.

If you don't sign up and can't learn, everyone will think you are stupid.

Who wants to admit that they are stupid?

Yan Fugui has already paid the money, he has the basics, and he believes he can definitely learn it.

"In three hours, even a pig would learn it."

Yan Fugui smiled and showed off his superiority in front of the birds.

Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong's mouth twitched when they heard this.

That bastard Yan Fugui pushed everyone again.

In the end, Xu Damao and Sha Zhu paid the money and put their fingerprints on the document.

As the managers of the courtyard, Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong naturally cannot admit that they are stupid.

So, the two of them followed closely and also pressed their fingerprints.

Even Jia Dongxu paid the money and put his fingerprints on behalf of the Jia family.

Although his legs were disabled, his hands could still move.

When it comes to fishing, the last thing you need is legs.

Even Wu Chunsheng and Chen Dajun were forced by the crowd to put their fingerprints on the documents and pay the money.

These two families usually have no hostility towards Han Weimin, and Han Weimin doesn't want to cheat them.

He thought to himself that he would find a few opportunities to pay the money back secretly.

After all the birds had paid, they were all dreaming of catching big fish in the future and even forgot about sharing Han Weimin's fish.

Han Weimin smiled and said, "Then will you guys share the remaining fish in our house?"

Everyone was enjoying the fantasy of eating fish every day when they were suddenly awakened by Han Weimin's voice.

Suddenly I remembered the purpose of this meeting, which was to divide the fish from Han Weimin's family.

however.

At this time, Han Weimin had become everyone's fishing master, and no one mentioned the issue of dividing the fish anymore.

Yan Fugui smiled and said, "Hey, you are our fishing master now, can the apprentice share the fish from the master's house?"

Liu Haizhong's fat face squeezed and agreed, "That's right, Xiao Han, you've become our master, how can we still want your fish?"

Seeing that the two managers said so, Yi Zhonghai couldn't open his mouth to refute.

Jia Banggeng had been waiting to eat fish all night.

I heard everyone suddenly say that they don’t want to separate anymore.

He immediately started to throw a tantrum.

"Grandma, you're lying."

"You clearly said you could eat fish."

"You're a liar, you're a liar, I want to eat fish!"

Jia Zhang was helpless and kept persuading him, "My dear grandson, let's not eat fish today."

"Wait for your dad to let you go fishing tomorrow."

"I'll catch you a big fish!"