Siheyuan: I can integrate everything!

"Ha, my hard-working friends, please follow my instructions: get in there and help me entertain that hard-of-hearing old lady!"

Wan Xingbang pointed his finger at the narrow door.

The doorway wasn't wide, but it was wide enough for those small figures to pass through.

“Deaf old lady, I have a gift for you.

Hope you enjoy it! ”

“You’d better not hang up.

If you really die, you will only experience this kind of suffering, but if you don’t die, there will be more such “enjoyments” waiting for you in the future!”

After saying this, Wan Xingbang turned around and went back to his home. He didn't want anyone to see his current appearance to avoid any misunderstanding!

next door,

The hearing-impaired old lady was tired after a day of work and her voice felt very dry.

I have exhausted all my words blaming Wan Xingbang.

She stood up and prepared to get a glass of water.

"What's the noise?"

The old lady tilted her head slightly and listened carefully.

Although everyone calls her a hard-of-hearing old lady, this is actually a selective hearing loss, not complete deafness.

"It's probably because there's something wrong with my ears!"

The deaf old lady was unaware that there were about a hundred of the little creatures—gathered above her head like a small dark cloud!

With a whoosh sound!

One of the little creatures flew directly towards the old woman's nose.

Hit it right!

Hey!

The deaf old lady let out a scream like a dolphin!

The audio is extremely high!

Another whooshing sound was heard!

This time, the target of the rapidly descending small creature was the tip of the tongue that appeared when the old woman screamed loudly, and it hit the target accurately!

Hey!

Once again, a cry of pain was heard.

Also in this courtyard.

Liu family.

Liu Haizhong was in a cheerful mood.

He showed off his skills at an event and used seven wolves to teach Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu a lesson, making them wail like ghosts and wolves.

Then do some light exercise to stretch your body.

Then he asked Wang Laoer's wife to boil two chicken eggs for him and heated a jug of strong liquor, which he drank happily.

Tasting the fine wine,

Hey!

A sharp hissing sounded, startling Liu Hai, who was immersed in the beautiful atmosphere, and spilling half of the wine in the glass.

Who made such a sad sound?

There was a hint of displeasure in the center of his bangs.

He felt really sorry for spilling the half glass of wine!

It seemed to be the voice of the hard of hearing old lady.

Wang Laoer’s wife replied.

As soon as she finished her words, the same cry of pain was heard again.

It was the voice of the hard-of-hearing old lady.

Such a shrill scream obviously meant something serious had happened.

This is the idea in the fringe.

So he put down his glass and went out to investigate.

As soon as he went out, he saw a group of people from the Xu family also going out to find out what was going on.

Even the Wan Xing Gang came along to watch the fun.

fast.

More than ten people gathered at the door of the hard-of-hearing old lady.

The old woman continued to make miserable sounds.

It's so sad, the sound sounds more tragic than killing a pig!

How can you say this? How can you compare the cry of a hard-of-hearing old lady to that of a pig?

You know what, it's true, the voice of the hard of hearing old lady and the voice of a pig are somewhat similar, and the more you listen to them, the more similar they become!

Everyone discussed with each other.

No one wanted to take the initiative to go into the hospital to check the situation.

Please make way.

The honest man stood up, followed by Wang's wife.

Auntie, Auntie, what happened to you?

He called out anxiously and melancholy.

Oh, help, oh, oh, come and save someone...

Hearing the honest man's voice, the old lady wailed even louder.

The honest man went straight up to open the door, but failed.

It turned out that the door was bolted from the inside.

Old lady, open the door quickly.

He continued to appeal.

Oh, Hanzhu, come and save me...

The old man didn't open the door and continued calling out in pain.

You are so stupid.

The hearing-impaired old lady cried so miserably, so something serious must have happened, and she obviously couldn't open the door by herself.

If you want to help, break the door and save them.

Fortunately, the gang reminded us.

His only purpose: to instigate Han Zhu to kick down the door of the old lady's house.

The honest man nodded in approval.

Bang!

He kicked the door.

There were cracks in the door panel.

But it was not opened.

Bang!

Another powerful strike.

It was much bigger than the previous time. The door broke into pieces on the spot and a hole was kicked out.

But the door still didn't open.

After a few more kicks, the door was completely broken.

After rushing in, the honest man was immediately driven out again—he was stung by a small insect!

"Ouch, it hurts so much, where do all these wasps come from?"

Sha Zhu cried out in grief.

The crowd quickly dispersed.

Avoid being stung.

The door was opened.

The wasps flew away.

Sha Zhu rushed in and carried the deaf grandmother out.

At first, everyone present found it difficult to recognize that this was the deaf old lady - her body was covered with lumps.

Her face was bigger than a pig's head.

I can't even tell the facial features apart!

"Old lady, are you okay?"

Sha Zhu gently shook the deaf mother-in-law's body.

But the deaf grandmother did not react at all; even if ordinary stings accumulated, they would lead to serious consequences and might even be fatal.

This is even more serious for the elderly, such as the deaf grandmother, who have weaker immunity - they are more likely to fall into emergency situations.

"Silly Zhu, stop yelling."

"Mother-in-law has fainted. Shouldn't you rush her to the hospital?"

A woman warned.

Sha Zhu then picked up the deaf grandmother and ran out.

“Old man, this is the first surprise I have prepared for you.

There will be more in the days ahead, enjoy it! 」

Wan Xingbang watched Sha Zhu's departing figure with satisfaction.

Everyone was confused—how could so many hornets appear in my mother-in-law’s house?

usually.

It is rare if one or two good wasps occasionally break into the room, let alone dozens or hundreds of them.

Besides, my mother-in-law’s family doesn’t raise bees!

Everyone left the scene one after another.

Similarly, Wan Xingbang also fell asleep peacefully after returning home.

Next morning:

"This house is really old and needs some renovation."

“This old house has no modern kitchen equipment, bathroom or even toilet.

This is quite inconvenient to live in.

'

“We have to renovate the whole thing!”

Wan Xingbang pulled out an old book.

The book records some information about interior decoration.

“Wait, I can fuse different items together.

Why spend time and effort to learn them one by one?

"Why can't I absorb all the information and skills in the book?"

Wan Xingbang hit his forehead hard.

I forgot!

[Prompt sound:] [Begin information integration with architectural books]

【Information as follows:】

[1: The concept of house design comes from books and materials]

[2: The residential water, electricity and gas renovation plan comes from books and materials]

[Three: Residential interior decoration concepts come from information in the book]

【…】

“No need to choose, everything is mine.

Integration!

Following Wanxingbang’s order, the “Fusion of Everything” function was activated.

Suddenly,

Many related technologies emerged in his mind.

The system prompt sound appears, [Prompt: The information has been fully integrated. Congratulations to the landlord for becoming an expert in construction engineering! ]

Wanxingbang now has a different perspective on old houses - how houses should be designed, decorated, and how to increase insulation and ventilation - and has professional insights.

Then he started planning in his notebook.

Half an hour later, the design was finalized.

"To complete this renovation, the budget will be around two thousand dollars!"

"If you take into account other factors such as the market price increase and labor costs, the total cost will be around 2,200 yuan!"

"However, this money must be invested!"

"I will most likely live in this old courtyard house for decades to come, so the decoration must be exquisite and luxurious!"

Wan Xingbang has completed the renovation design of the old house and is preparing to go out.

As soon as he stepped out of the house, he heard a group of aunts talking.

"The old lady was stung by a bee last night. It was horrible. Her face was so swollen that her features could not be recognized."

"The old lady is very old, I think this may be a critical moment!"

"It's better for him to die soon, so that he won't come back here and cause trouble for us. It's a rare good meal, and I have to give a bite to that old lady!"

"Yes, her death is the best outcome."

This almost deaf old lady is also very unpopular among the crowd!

Everybody was disgusted with her.

Despite this, Yi Zhonghai packaged her as an ancestor in the courtyard.

Although everyone disliked her, they didn't have the courage to say these words to her face, and only talked about them in private!

"Is the deaf old lady really in danger of her life?"

"I don't think so. The poison of ordinary bees is very mild. At most, it will make her feel uncomfortable."

This is what Wan Xingbang was thinking.

If he had controlled a bumblebee instead of an ordinary bee, the deaf old lady might have died long ago.

"Look everyone, that's Wan Xingbang!"

An aunt saw Wan Xingbang.

For a while.

Everything around became quiet.

The actions he has shown since Wan Xingbang came back are really too powerful!

At the first general meeting on the day of his return, Yi Zhonghai and Zhang Cuihua, two of the most difficult people in the community, were put into the detention center!

People were afraid of him.

See him keep quiet.

Wan Xingbang smiled faintly.

It would be better if everyone was afraid!

There are many people with bad character in this hospital, and he has no intention of building good relations with such a low group!

Afterwards, Wan Xingbang continued to walk outside.

"Oh, it's so scary! I was so scared that I didn't even dare to breathe, for fear of suffocating myself!"