Siheyuan: I can integrate everything!

Yi Zhonghai looked gloomy, gritted his teeth and said nothing!

At this time, in the backyard of the Wan family.

Wan Xingbang only talks, but the real kung fu has to be done by "Sha Zhu" himself. Under the leadership of Wan Qingbang, Sha Zhu cooked a series of delicacies. "Sha Zhu, you can invite the old lady over!"

Wan Xingbang made a suggestion, which surprised Sha Zhu.

He Yushui was even more surprised.

"The old lady is a person who is protected and cared for by the state, and she is the oldest resident in this courtyard. She has a lot of experience and knowledge, and can help you resolve many trivial problems. "Just like facing Jia Zhang, even the eldest brother did not dare to act recklessly in front of him."

"Well, go now!"

Wan Xingbang said after some explanation.

If the hard of hearing old lady no longer supports Yi Zhonghai in the future but instead turns to sincerely support Sha Zhu, it wouldn't be a big problem to add one more chopstick when inviting her to a meal.

"Brother, just as Brother Wan said, as long as grandma really cares about you, she can help you a lot!" He Yushui nodded in agreement.

To be honest, she didn't like the old lady, and she had never been friendly to her. But since everything was centered around "Silly Zhu", she could tolerate the hard-of-hearing old lady.

So, Sha Zhu nodded and went to the old lady to invite her. A few minutes passed...

Sha Zhu appeared at the Wan family's door with the hard-of-hearing old lady. "Xingbang, thank you!"

The hard-of-hearing old lady knew very well in her heart that if Wan Xingbang did not agree, she would not dare to invite her even if Sha Zhu wanted to.

"You're welcome. From now on we are a family. It will be fine as long as you are a little nicer to Sha Zhu." Wan Xingbang nodded slightly.

"Of course I will treat him well. I have always treated Shazhu like my own grandson."

The hard-of-hearing old lady made a solemn promise.

However, Wan Xingbang basically didn't believe these words. The only way to tell is whether she can really keep her word by looking at her subsequent behavior.

"Hey, silly, you're going on a date soon, right? Are you ready?"

Wan Xingbang asked.

"You are not a kid anymore. Most people your age already have children. You need to prepare carefully this time."

The deaf old lady gave some advice to the young man. She had helped him find three potential partners, all of whom were good.

The first one didn't make it.

The second one failed to reach an agreement.

The third one also died of illness.

At first she was full of doubts, but after analysis she discovered the problem: even Yi Zhonghai, Qin Huairu, Xu Damao and others in the courtyard did not want to see the young man find a home, and always tried to obstruct it.

Faced with the resistance from such a group of people, even the deaf old lady herself could not bear it and had to give up.

And now with the help of Wanxingbang,

She was sure that as long as the two of them liked each other, this date would be a success. "You young fool, how long has it been since you shaved your head?"

"Go get a haircut, take a nice shower, and change into some new clothes. I'm getting a little fed up with your glib talk, not to mention the person you're about to meet."

Wan Xingbang gestured to the young man, who scratched his head and gave an awkward smile.

"What are you laughing at?"

"Get a haircut first and then take a bath tomorrow, so as not to trouble the girl." The deaf old lady rolled her eyes at the young man.

"Okay, I'll get my hair done and take a shower tomorrow~". The young man agreed. "The girl will come over to meet you, remember to make a delicious meal, have you bought the food?"

Wan Xingbang continued to ask questions.

The young man nodded again.

"Not only meals, but also some snacks? For example, melon seeds and peanuts will be fine!" Wan Xingbang further confirmed.

The young man shook his head. He really hadn't thought much about these things. Besides, in this era,

There are still many people struggling to make ends meet.

"Wait for me, I'll go get something!"

After that, Wan Xingbang walked into the bedroom. When he reappeared, he had a bag of almonds in his hand, weighing about five or six pounds. These were all extracted from the special life space.

This unique life space is like another ** world, which contains all objects except humans, and can be directed at will according to instructions.

As long as he said he needed walnuts, walnuts would immediately fall from the trees into the space, and would be dried, collected and packed into bags.

"Take it, and don't forget to treat the girl to some walnuts when she comes!" Wan Xingbang handed over the bag of walnuts in his hand.

As long as there are snacks of this kind, whether they are sugar or nuts, they will not be picked on or disliked.

“Master, how can I let you prepare it for me?” The young man felt a little embarrassed.

Although Wan Xingbang is his master and more skilled than himself, he is actually much older than Wan Xingbang, so it is inevitable that he would feel a little awkward to receive such a gift.

“You just take it.”

Wan Xingbang stuffed it into the young man's hands.

The young man just took it.

"All preparations have been made, but this is not the end! Because there will be other situations that will ruin the progress."

"The first person to be on guard against is none other than Qin Huairu!"

"In the past, whenever you went on blind dates, the girl would always help you clean up and wash your clothes before she showed up. Do you know why?"

Faced with this question, the young man shook his head in confusion.

"My silly Zhu, why haven't you figured it out yet?" The deaf old lady knocked on the ground twice, wishing she could wake him up. "If you were on a blind date with a lady, and suddenly a handsome young man showed up and claimed to be the lady's neighbor, and offered to do her laundry, even her underwear, how would you think about it?"

Wan Xingbang did not give Sha Zhu a theoretical analysis, but let him think for himself through similar situations: "Of course I don't want to. Letting a young boy like this wash clothes for a girl must mean there is some improper relationship between them. I...ah."

It is impossible for a grown-up girl to let an insignificant young man do her laundry; and vice versa.

During the time when Sha Zhu was meeting the blind date lady, Qin Huairu came to help him with cleaning and washing clothes, which was an extremely inappropriate behavior! Any normal woman would probably suspect that Sha Zhu and Qin Huairu had an ambiguous relationship.

In this case, the woman will naturally no longer be willing to continue the contact, so the blind date will be fruitless.

"My silly brother, now you should understand the reason, right?"

"That's right. During my blind date, Qin Huairu took the initiative to help me clean the room and wash clothes. He didn't really want to help. He just did it to disturb me."

Seeing that Sha Zhu had awakened, the deaf old lady felt a little relieved. "Alas, I treated the Jia family so well in the past, especially Qin Huairu, but I didn't expect him to turn against me and plot against me." Thinking of the targets she had dated before, some were really good and she thought there could be a future, but in the end, all her efforts were ruined by Qin Huairu's interference.

"We should not only be on guard against Qin Huairu, but also people like Xu Damao and Yi Zhonghai. I don't need to say more about this, right?" Wan Xingbang reminded again.

"Xu Damao and I are enemies, and he will definitely make trouble for me from time to time."

"But Yi Zhonghai should be fine, right?" Sha Zhu asked doubtfully, "Although according to your guidance, I found that Yi Zhonghai is not a good person, but I have nothing to do with the failed blind date."

"Silly Zhu, I once told you, what does Yi Zhonghai think of you?"

"They regard me as the Jia family's treasure chest of supplements, and also as a fighter and a candidate for retirement."

"You remember these things clearly. Now let me ask you, if you succeed in getting married, do you think your wife will be able to accept you continuing to do all this?"

"I... maybe not..." Sha Zhu hesitated for a moment, then slowly shook his head, "I understand. Yi Zhonghai is worried that the changes in my life after marriage will disrupt his plans, so he doesn't want me to start a family. He wants me to be alone for the rest of my life."

Sha Zhu bit his lip indignantly: Yi Zhonghai is so vicious!

"Looking back on my past experiences, I found that several of my blind dates were similar to Zhu Bajie and Ergu. That's exactly what I hate the most. On the surface, they seem to be helping me to find a partner and doing it for my own good, but in fact, their intention is to prevent me from getting married!"

Sha Zhu suddenly understood and slapped the table.

"Brother, you finally understood it."

He Yushui said accusingly: "In fact, I have seen through all this a long time ago and have reminded you several times, but each time you refuted me with disapproval and forbade me to say anything in front of Yi Zhonghai."

He Yushui has been trying to wake up Sha Zhu, but with little success - in comparison, Yi Zhonghai's influence on Sha Zhu is too strong.

As time goes by,

She also started to act smarter - no longer trying in vain to convince Shazhu.

She had already planned that once she had enough ** life skills, she would leave this courtyard immediately and no longer care about Sha Zhu's problems because she found that she was unable to solve them.

Fortunately, Sha Zhu's luck turned around and he became Wan Xingbang's disciple. After Wan Xingbang's guidance, things turned around. Otherwise,

Sha Zhu probably wasted most of his life like this.

"Master, there are so many people who want to stop me from going on a blind date. I...I feel a little..."

Sha Zhu seemed quite nervous and felt uncertain.

"It's okay, just go with peace of mind!" Wan Xingbang said with a smile.

The person Sha Zhu is going to meet is not an ordinary girl, and this will definitely give him a huge surprise - of course, it may also be a big thriller!

"I just hope that this blind date won't scare Shazhu off!"

When Wan Xingbang thought of the girl who was about to go on a blind date with Sha Zhu, he couldn't help laughing.

After dinner, Sha Zhu took the initiative to clean up the table.