Genshin Impact: After entering the card pool, I kicked away the knife and stabbed myself

(Family members, I sent it to the wrong person. Please read the next chapter first and then this one. It doesn’t seem to have much impact though.)

"Wow - Mr. Tian Tiezui's storytelling just now was so wonderful."

Paimeng praised very flatteringly, then turned around and asked, "Ying, what do you think?"

Ying's expression was a little subtle, but Zhongli was not stingy in giving a positive review: "I think it's good, too."

Then he looked at Ying and said, "Ying, it seems that you know some of the original truth? Keep a calm mind. From a common rational point of view, the storyteller does not know what the original history is. Even if he knows, it is normal for him to process it artistically."

[Hahaha, it seems that Zhongli is also used to being imaginative and is completely immune to it]

[After all, the imaginations of the people of Liyue are all directed towards a better direction]

Seeing Zhongli say this, Ying was able to accept this fabricated history a little more. She said, "If I completely remove the history I know, I think I will find it good too."

After Tian Tiezui finished telling the story, he took a short break and then ran over here, wanting to ask them what they thought of it. Unexpectedly, he heard Ying say this as soon as he arrived.

"Ahem, I hope you can understand the storyteller's story." Tian Tiezui coughed awkwardly, then said, "From what you said, Traveler, do you know some of the real past of Xuju Sushi Zhenjun?"

Ying nodded in affirmation, and Tian Tiezui suggested, "How about this, you tell me what the real history is like, and I will adapt it into a story."

"Or how about you just make up the story yourself and let me tell it to everyone?"

Paimon was the first to agree: "I think this method is good!"

Then Paimon asked shyly, "Hey, is there any reward?"

Tian Tiezui assured: "Of course! I won't let you work for nothing."

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Event: The Tales of the Book of Falsehood and Reality has started

This is Huoer’s live broadcast room.

"Now we make up our own history, and it's so much fun!"

[We players also have our own history]

[I am a historian, this is history-making]

It’s Huo’er who opened the event. There are three stages in total in the Book-Making Tales. Each stage has three sections. One section is unlocked every day. Completing each section will give you an entangled fate and some materials.

After all activities are completed, there will be a crown and an entangled bond available for redemption.

It was Huo'er. Seeing such a generous reward, his eyes widened: "Wow, it really is ten entangled fates, that's a full ten draws!"

[Yuanbao's most generous time]

[You are not mhy, tell me, who are you? ]

"OK, dear audience, let's go to the event and see how this history is made."

As Huo'er clicked the mouse into the first stage of the activity - the final chapter, a blank scroll slowly unfolded, and Tian Tiezui's voice sounded as a small portrait appeared in the lower left corner of the screen: "When we write a book, we must follow the four steps of introduction, development, transition and conclusion."

An image of Zhongli's little Q version drinking wine also appears in the lower right corner. Zhongli: "In terms of universal rationality, it is true that the concept of introduction, development, transition and conclusion is widely used in various literary creations and article concepts."

Tian Tiezui continued: "Today's time is limited, so let's complete the 'starting' stage first!"

“‘Qi’ refers to the beginning, which is used to introduce the cause or theme of the story. It usually needs to be concise and clear to attract the reader’s attention.”

"The origin of Xuju Sushi Zhenjun is no longer verifiable. These are the three beginnings I originally wrote. Traveler, please take a look. If you don't find them suitable, you can write them yourself."

After the two little portraits disappeared, four options popped up:

The first option: "In the East China Sea, there is a red cliff with a strange rock. Since the creation of the world, it has been blessed by the beauty of nature and earth, the essence of the sun and the moon, and has become spiritual. It has a fairy cell inside, which burst one day and turned into a person. It is blessed by heaven and earth and has the ability to grasp the truth and falsehood, so it is called the false and true."

[God TM Teyvat Stone Monkey Carlos, right?]

[Wu Chengen’s coffin lid can no longer be held down hahahaha]

【Wu Chengen: I want to sue mhy for plagiarism! 】

Second option: "In ancient times, there was a mountain spirit who could see through the sky and see through reality. However, he felt that the world was vast and he was just a mayfly. So he hid in the mountains and saw things as floating clouds."

【Carlos the Mountain Monster】

【Everything is just floating clouds】

[What kind of old Qing Dynasty jokes are these above?]

[Speaking of which...Is it like a mayfly in the universe, a grain of sand in the vast ocean? ]

[The memory of reciting poems in high school suddenly began to attack me]

The third option: "Ten thousand years ago, a meteorite came from outer space and landed on the continent of Teyvat. That was the origin of the True Lord Xujue Sushi."

"As an alien, he has a powerful ability to observe the fate of Teyvat from outer space. He silently watched everything that happened in Teyvat as an observer until more than three thousand years ago..."

[This seems to be quite consistent with the truth, except... it makes Luo sound like an alien.]

[Meteorite from outer space, a typical example]

[Those movies about aliens probably start with meteorites, hah]

The fourth option: "Choose neither, and write down part of the original truth yourself"

It was Huo'er: "Let's choose the last one and see what we can do."

When Huo'er clicked on the fourth option, a piece of writing suddenly appeared on the scroll on the screen.

"More than three thousand years ago, the Sokuzu clan, who had been observing the fate of Teyvat from the inner world, suddenly discovered that a variable had appeared in Teyvat. "

Next, two more options appear:

First option: "So, they sent a member of their tribe to explore the variables of fate."

Option 2: "But they didn't care and continued observing as usual."

Tian Tiezui reminded: "The story needs to be logical. If the logic goes wrong, you can't continue."

It was Huo'er who smiled confidently: "Do I need to think about it? Of course I'll choose..." She controlled the mouse and clicked on the second option in a flash.

"The second one! Let's see what happens when it's illogical."

The scene changed, and several spiders that looked exactly like Luo were observing a scaled-down version of the continent of Teyvat. One of the spiders observed something abnormal and reported it to his superiors.

The spider in charge said, "Variables? There's nothing to worry about. Just keep observing."

Then, the other Luos returned to their respective duties, and the world remained the same.

Story - End

[Well, this person’s history is really good.]

[Good sense of technology]

[Speaking of which, isn't this a storytelling? How come the plot has already come out? Can the storyteller still tell this part? ]

[Strange tales... Is there a possibility that the stories here are actually real parallel worlds, but we accidentally wrote the fate of those worlds]

[So there is a world where it is really Sun Carlos Wukong? ]

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The first stage is the main official history, and historical fabrication is a wrong option. The second and third stages are pure historical fabrication, and they don’t even have anything to do with Teyvat (after all, it’s just a story)

Damn it, these days I have not only a headache, but also a lot of things to do. I went out at noon today and now I'm back I remember I haven't updated. I spent a whole day on the subway and 25 yuan is gone. I feel dizzy