Genshin Impact: After entering the card pool, I kicked away the knife and stabbed myself

"Speaking of which, Yan Tuo, do you still want to join us?"

Luo suddenly looked at Yan Tuo and asked.

Yan Tuo said as a matter of course: "Of course, whether it is for the Yanwang Emperor's invitation to the immortal ceremony, or to be able to work with such a great talent like Mr. Zhongli, I should also be together."

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This is Huoer’s live broadcast room.

"Hahaha, no, I thought Yan Tuo would leave after finishing the Night Stone. I didn't expect him to stay."

It was Huo'er who seemed to have thought of something funny and burst into laughter by clapping his hands:

"Lord Yan is preparing his own funeral, right?"

【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha】

[Why is Huo Huo patting his belly and laughing, hahaha]

[Please, this is your own funeral, the kind that only happens once in a lifetime]

[It’s so funny. What normal person would attend his own funeral?]

[So it’s normal for God to be like this, right, doge]

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Universal shop.

"Boss, do you have neon flowers?"

Bo Lai, the owner of Wanyou Shop, answered: "Rainbow flowers? Of course, which one do you want?"

Paimon said in a somewhat tangled tone, "Hmm... which one? Just, just, the best one? So there are so many kinds of neon flowers?"

This made Bo Lai laugh out loud: "Humph, a foreigner who has never seen the world asks such a question..."

Zhongli interrupted and said, "Boss, please bring me one of each of the three kinds of colorful flowers, 'Golden House Hidden Beauty', 'Shanyin Brocade Cluster', and 'Piaomiao Xianyuan'."

Hearing that Zhongli could really name the varieties of the colorful flower, Bolai immediately bowed to him to show his disrespect: "Oh! This gentleman is a great expert!"

Then he looked at Paimon with some disdain: "This is a servant, right? Servant should not speak before the master."

Paimon: "..."

【Hahahahahahaha servant】

[Master Zhongli and his servant Paimeng, I kowtow to you first]

【dark not necessary】

Luo came to Paimon's rescue: "But, we are the ones who pay."

"Ahem," Bo Lai realized that he had misunderstood and said awkwardly, "Sorry, sorry."

Then he looked at Ying and Paimeng carefully:

"Oh! You're the Traveler, right? So you're the... um, white guy following the Traveler?"

Bo Lai bowed to Paimon and said, "I'm sorry, my tone wasn't very nice just now."

Paimon said speechlessly: "It doesn't feel so good right now."

Bo Lai shamelessly pretended not to hear, and quickly took out three colorful flowers, smiling and saying: "Please, please, dear guest, take a look. If you have any other ideas, please tell me."

"Well, depending on the growth environment and ancestral family, the neon flower will show different characteristics..."

After carefully observing them, Zhongli said, "Boss, these are all good, and they are well preserved and fresh."

He picked up one of the plants and explained to everyone: "For example, this one has lush branches and leaves, and its stamens are like a beautiful girl hidden in a golden house."

“Green leaves last forever, and they grow mostly in places with complex hydrological conditions.”

After introducing the Golden House Hidden Beauty, Zhongli pointed to another plant and said, "In the shade of the mountains or in humid places, the colorful flowers are mostly grown with large petals and dense stamens, and the fragrance is fragrant, which can be called a cluster of flowers."

There was no need to point out the last one. Zhongli put the colorful flower back in his hand and continued:

"The last type is aloof and cold, with sparsely arranged branches, leaves and flowers. When it blooms, the fragrance is faint, but very long-lasting. It was discovered by accident when an old friend climbed a mountain to visit immortals."

"However, to date, most wild neon flowers have become extinct during the changes in Liyue. Now they are mostly cultivated artificially..."

[Help, his tone sounds like a narration]

[Environment affects traits, right? I feel like Zhongli seems so high-sounding after hearing this.]

Bo Lai clapped his hands and praised, "Oh, sir, you are indeed an expert. Even I didn't know there are so many details."

"Yes, it is indeed the right choice to work with Mr. Zhongli." Yan Tuo also smiled.

“I only know a little bit.” Zhongli said modestly, then looked at Ying:

"My traveler friend is someone who should not be underestimated. He will eventually travel all over the continent."

Ying's face turned slightly red: "Actually it's not that great..."

After all, it was a compliment from Zhongli, who knew so much, and I felt unworthy of it.

Luo covered his mouth and smiled: "No, no, Ying, don't underestimate yourself."

Yan Tuo also nodded in agreement: "Since Mr. Zhongli said so, then Ying, you can definitely do it."

Ying quickly pulled Paimeng, and Paimeng immediately said, "Mr. Zhongli, then which of these three kinds of colorful flowers should we choose?"

【《A Brief Introduction》】

[I feel that Yan Tuo’s tone is weird…]

[I think Yan Tuo said this because he saw his old friend's former appearance. This is how I feel.]

[Zhongli is still speaking well of us in front of Lord Yan. With the guarantee of his former subordinate, Yan Tuo will surely be willing to reveal his identity to us, right?]

[Zhongli, he is really, I am crying, he is worthy of being the True Lord of Gechenlangshi, he also understands the ways of the world]

Zhongli said:

"I want it all."

Paimon exclaimed, "Huh?!"

Ying also widened her eyes, somewhat incredulous.

"Heh," Zhongli chuckled when he saw Paimeng and Ying in such a posture, and explained:

“When you go to an opera, you should order the most famous actress; when you walk your bird, you should buy the most expensive thrush—this is life.”

[I live in Bengbu, hahaha, I didn’t bring any money but I want it all]

[As expected of Gechen Langshi Zhenjun, this life philosophy is just magnanimous]

[Only children make choices, I want them all! 】

[It’s OK to be poor and particular]

[The above poster doesn't really think that an immortal living in Liyue Harbor has no money? After all, he is a subordinate of the God Mora.]

[You are a bird-walking uncle, right? Hahahaha]

[Does Zhongli still remember that he is spending other people’s money now? Hahaha]

[When keeping accounts, remember the richest Northland Bank]

Paimon: "When we bought the Night Stone just now, if Yan Tuo hadn't been here, you would have taken all of them, right?"

"Of course. However, the reason I bought three kinds of colorful flowers this time was not because of my life creed."

Zhongli explained seriously:

"You don't know that according to tradition, if different colorful flowers are made into ointments and offered before the Seven Heavens Statue, the Rock King Emperor will make his own choice."

"However, these ancient traditions and some overly complicated traditions have gradually been simplified."

"But this is the only farewell ceremony for one of the Seven Gods in the past 3,700 years."

"Let's follow tradition and offer these incense sticks one by one."

[Hahahaha, the Rock King who can make choices is right next to you, right? Let him choose.]

[Yantuo: Listen to me and I'll be moved. I want them all.]

[If the Rock King really sent it, how could I give you a choice? I'm afraid this is also a clear indication.]