Genshin Impact: After entering the card pool, I kicked away the knife and stabbed myself

"This is Changsheng, she means no harm."

Bai Shu explained Changsheng and Paimeng's aggressiveness, then looked at Luo and said, "May I ask what can I do for you? This lady cured Qiqi's amnesia. In return, I can solve any problem for you unless it is a particularly rude request."

Zhongli: "Excuse me, does your store have eternal life incense?"

Bai Shu said: "Oh, the Eternal Life Incense, of course, of course."

Paimeng patted his chest and said, "Oh, that's great. Finally, all my hard work was not in vain."

"Then may I ask how much does it cost? Mr. Bai Shu, don't worry about me. It's just the right price."

Luo spoke before Bai Zhu opened his mouth, and emphasized the second "how much".

Bai Zhu blinked in surprise, then understood and smiled as he told the price of the Eternal Life Incense:

"Five million Mora, top quality."

Ying exclaimed: "Five million?!"

"Five million, you might as well go and rob the Golden House!" Paimon was also shocked, obviously frightened by this sky-high price:

"But now that the Golden House has been requisitioned by the Seven Stars, it will probably be harder to rob than usual."

[Go rob a bank, hahaha]

[Bai Shu must have understood what Luo said, hahaha, this is the price]

Zhongli fell into deep thought: "Hmm... five million... it doesn't sound like much at first glance, but from a common sense perspective, it is indeed a bit difficult to handle."

【《It doesn’t sound like anything at first glance》】

[Only people who have never made money can say this]

[Only rich people can do this. How can you say that if you haven’t earned it yourself?]

[Sounds a bit familiar]

[When in Mondstadt, Luo seemed to have said this as well]

[I also remembered that not long after we met Luo Gang, we talked about this in terms of universal rationality.]

[Is this some Liyue dialect? ]

[It's Teyvatian dialect, Luo Ke is not from Liyue]

[But Luo has many friends in Liyue]

Paimon: "So many Mora! There's no way we can afford it! Not to mention Mr. Zhongli!"

Zhongli said very straightforwardly: "Indeed."

Bai Shu: "For Miss Luo's sake, I'll give you a discount on this Eternal Life Incense. I'll give you 4.99 million."

Paimeng put his hands on his hips and glared at Bai Shu: "Is there any difference between five million and four million nine hundred and ninety thousand?!"

【《Give Me a Discount》】

【The discount is a waste of time】

[But it’s a full 10,000 yuan cheaper]

Zhongli once again pondered in a serious tone, "Hmm... 4.99 million doesn't sound like much at first glance, but from a common sense perspective, it is indeed 10,000 less than 5 million."

[Listening to your words is like listening to your words]

【Universal rationality brother hahaha】

[9.99% off]

[The old man’s speech is so funny hahahaha]

[I almost died of laughter]

Is this the art of language?

【Talk nonsense seriously】

[This reminds me of the Lamborghini 5 yuan coupon hh]

[No wonder Master didn’t let Zhongli bargain, hahaha]

Ying looked at Luo: "Fortunately we still have a big brother."

Paimon's eyes also flashed, and then he felt a little disappointed, and said: "Even if it's Luo, it's impossible for him to carry so many Moras with him...?"

Luo said calmly, "Yes."

"What?! Luo, you actually have so much money?!"

Paimon was completely conquered by Luo (his wallet).

Luo took out a large bag of Mora and handed it to Bai Zhu: "It doesn't matter, anyway, the young master can reimburse you."

[Hahahahaha wallet prince]

[Young Master: Are you polite? ]

[Luo is really rich as he can take out five million Mora without blinking an eye]

[Correction: 4.99 million]

Bai Shu thought to himself, as expected, and then took Mora with a smile on his face and said:

"But Miss Luo's kindness in curing Qiqi must be repaid. But Miss Luo has a huge sum of money and such great power, I don't know how to repay her..."

"It's okay. I did this to repay Qiqi. If I have to say anything..."

Luo looked at Bai Shu with an unfathomable smile on his face and said:

"I have an ideal, similar to Mr. Bai Shu's. Although it is not as lofty and great as Mr. Bai Shu's, please allow me to do my bit for you."

"Oh?" Bai Zhu was surprised. She actually knew his ideal?

"How do you want to do it?"

"It's not the time yet." Luo's eyes slid secretly over Changsheng and said.

"I'll wait and see." Bai Zhu said with a smile, and took out the Eternal Life Incense and handed it to Zhongli.

[??? Is this Baishu also an immortal? ]

[I guess so]

[This concerted effort to cheat the young master out of five million Mora is not bad, hahahaha, no, it’s four million nine hundred and ninety thousand doge]

Zhongli: "Okay, it's time for us to go back to Yujingtai. Boss Baishu, little Qiqi, see you later."

The group returned to Yujingtai.

"Okay, now that we have hired helpers and prepared the eternal life incense, we will soon be ready for the ceremony."

Zhongli looked at Ying solemnly: "How is it, traveler? What have you gained from this journey to bid farewell to the God of Rock?"

【Learned the universal theory doge】

【Learned how to act like a doge】

Ying: “What a strange journey.”

Zhongli was a little confused: "Strange?"

“I don’t know whether to say I experienced the life of the rich or the struggle of the poor?”

[Hahahahahahahaha criticizing Zhongli by name]

[Ying: Zhongli, you know what I am talking about]

[Zhongli: I didn’t bring any money today]

“Hahaha,” Zhongli didn’t care about being teased by Ying. He laughed twice and said:

"Which one is the answer? Questions during travel are always so complicated."

"Leave the traveler's experience to be savored by himself. By the way, as a reward for jointly organizing the ceremony to send immortals, I decided -"

The world chewed me

[Pfft, the school upstairs is really learning from Meng]

"dinner."

Ying and Paimeng both looked incredulous: "Zhongli... treat us?"

Luo chuckled and said, "Do you think these are two completely unrelated things?"

Zhongli: "Hmm? Oh, don't worry. This time, I will remember to bring money."

【Totally unbelievable】

[If Zhongli had money, Paimon could become a god]

[What happened to Paimon?]

"Tonight, I will take you to visit the old port cellar that is highly praised by the market."

Paimon tilted his head: "Port Cellar? The kind for drinking?"

Zhongli nodded slightly: "That's right. We'll meet at the 'Three Bowls, No Crossing the Port' near the pier."

Luo: "The rice dumplings made with fermented glutinous rice there are really special~"

Hearing there was food, Paimon got excited: "Okay, okay, I want to eat that!"

Zhongli: “Not necessarily.”

Paimon said happily, "I want three!"

"Although rice dumplings made with fermented glutinous rice are delicious, you can't eat too much." Luo tapped Paimon's forehead: "After all, this is made of wine, and the wine flavor in the soup is very strong."

"I heard that there was a strong man who could drink a lot. He lost a bet with someone and drank three bowls of wine in a row. As a result, he was so drunk that he fell into the sea just after going out to sea."

[Dream back to Wu Song's three bowls of fighting the tiger]

【Wendy: Me, me, me! 】

[Has Paimon come of age? doge]

[Maybe Paimon is older than you]

[Remove "maybe"]

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I worked hard for three days and finally finished it one and a half hours before the end. Sometimes if I don't push myself, I don't know how far I can go.

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(Hiss, I realized I posted 2,000 words, never mind)