Genshin Impact: After entering the card pool, I kicked away the knife and stabbed myself

"The Wind Flower Festival belongs not only to the God of Wind, but also to the people of Mondstadt who long for love."

"If you want to find love, do everything yourself during the holidays."

"Not only that, some people also use this festival to fulfill other emotional needs."

"It's normal that you don't get any commissions. This is the tradition of the Wind Flower Festival."

[Here comes the question. We didn’t say that we couldn’t get any commissions just now. Why did Wendy suddenly bring up this topic?]

[Wendy: I ​​lost my power... I was just pretending, hey~]

[Just now the protagonist said that he had no money, so why would he need to use the power of wind?]

Paimon looked at Luo and asked with a pout: "Luo, didn't you say..."

Luo: "Don't worry, it will be soon~"

Wendy blinked, watching the interaction between the two, and asked, "What are you guys talking about?"

Paimon waved his hand: "It's okay, it's okay."

Wendy didn't care and continued, "Don't worry, I'm here and I won't let you feel lonely."

"Also, it's time to take you to learn more about Mond's culture and customs."

"Especially Saiyan, he has been back to Mondstadt even longer than you have. You two should learn a lot from each other~"

"So come on, be my assistant like Saiyan!"

Paimon leaned over and asked in confusion, "What...what assistant?"

Wendy smiled and pointed at the people who Paimon had just said were scratching their heads, and explained to Ying and Paimon: "Do you see these troubled residents?"

"They came to me for advice on love and said they wanted to learn how to write love poems."

"Of course I agreed, so I can collect tuition fees."

Wendy winked and said, "Later, they will come to me and talk about their emotional troubles. And I will provide advice based on their position and predicament."

[Ah? Barbatos taught you to write love poems? ]

[The God of Wind has changed his career to become the God of Love, right?]

[It’s not you, Banban…]

[Who did Bennett confess to?]

"Originally these were my jobs, but now... I'm leaving them to you~"

Wendy looked at Ying with a pleading look on his face and said, "You have been to so many places and have seen so much. You must not waste this experience. Please help them! And teach Saiyan too~"

[My friend helped me with the work, I made some money, and I can still get tuition fees. You are worthy of being Wendy]

[In fact, the last sentence is Wendy’s purpose, right?]

[Saiyan, who is actually embarrassed, says: Thanks for the invitation, but I don’t really want to learn.]

"You speak so nicely of your errand boy, you singing for money, are you short of money?" Little Paimon looked at Wendy with contempt.

Wendy spread her hands and said, "There is a limited amount of new wine at the Windblume Festival. I need to save some money so I can join the shopping spree."

Noticing that Saiyan once again covered his face, this time with both hands, Luo said with a bit of amusement: "Wendy loves drinking so much, who did she learn this from?"

Saiyan moved to the side quietly, pretending to be watching people learning love poems. But the next moment, Wendy ruined his plan. He pointed at Saiyan and said, "I learned it from him~"

Paimon clicked his tongue: "Two drunkards..."

Saiyan quickly waved his hands and retorted: "I'm not a drunkard. In my time, wine was a very precious thing."

"When I first met him, I could only take a small sip with Wendy. I didn't expect that he would love wine so much from that time on."

"Hey~" Wendy acted cute again, and then asked: "So, how about it, would you like to consider my request?"

"No." Paimon turned her head to the side, making people think she was firmly refusing. But the next sentence she said was: "Unless... you pay more."

"Okay, okay." Wendy finally agreed: "Then let's get started. Of course, I will accompany you."

"I will give you some hints, and then you can give me some suggestions based on my hints. Haha, isn't it simple and easy?"

"Listen carefully." Wendy put her hands on her hips and said, "If you see me doing this, it means I support the other party to continue to advance and gain the upper hand."

Then, Wendy put her hands in front of her and lowered her head, looking thoughtful. “This gesture means that I think the other party should maintain the status quo and not be too impatient.”

Finally, Wendy crossed her arms and said, "As for this action, it means that I think the other party should give up as soon as possible and reduce unnecessary emotional investment."

【It means that the heavens are moving (】 (This is the posture when Zhong Li left the big room)

[Fengshen online relationship consultation hahahahahahaha]

"Do you remember it?"

Saiya and Ying both said there was no problem, but Luo shook his head to indicate that he would not go.

"If I go too, there will be too many people. They will be very nervous, right?"

Paimon said, "You just want to be lazy!"

Luo: "It's enough to have you here~"

Afterwards, Saiya and Ying went to find the students that Wendy mentioned and helped them solve the problem.

Paimon: "I heard you asked for help from the bard over there? We are his assistants, tell us your troubles!"

"Eh?" Marvin was a little confused. He looked at Saiya and asked, "Isn't this Mr. Poet?"

Saiyan: "I'm Wendy's twin brother Saiyan. He's a bard, but I'm not really one."

【Brother... (No)

[Brothers, brothers, brothers! (Hot and passionate)]

[Saiyan is so bold to take advantage of the God of Wind]

"So that's how it is..." Maven looked like he understood, but even if he didn't understand, it wouldn't be a big problem. He was a little nervous at first, and hesitantly said:

"Actually...actually, I have someone I like."

After talking about the person he likes, Maven gradually relaxed, his language became more fluent, and he said in a very gentle and soft tone:

"Her name is Mara. She is lovely and hardworking. She helps with the farm work at home whenever she has time."

“Sometimes I’m so tired that I even doze off on a bench by the roadside.”

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This is Huoer’s live broadcast room.

"Dear audience, is this man the young couple from Zhaixing Cliff?"

[Yes, yes, yes, I see them from time to time at night, and they talk in a very annoying way]

"Hahaha, I remember what they said, 'My love is like the ice at the source of Qingquan Town, turning into sweet spring water to nourish you', 'My love for you is like the eyes of a falcon on Yingxiang Beach, I don't want you to disappear from my sight even for a moment'. Both men and women are great poets of contemporary love."

When it came to poetry, Huo'er even recited it in a very exaggerated and long tone.

【Hahahaha, this is Mond】

[I remember this man was a rich young man, and his family even hired a private bodyguard to protect him]

[Also, the mercenary also said that these two young lovers would be more excited if he were staring at them, hahahahahahahaha]

[I am also a part of your play, right?]

【Knowing the Heaven, the Man Against Heaven】

[Is this Mondstadt’s freedom? I want it too]