Xiaozhi's Pokémon Pigeon

A new group member has come online, and the cutest troublemaker in the group has not yet had a private chat with the new group member.

It seems that Menghuan has also expressed his opinions on Xiaozhi, such as: RNM, give your money back!

This is the largest activity in the group since the establishment of the pigeon group. It is known as the first money refund campaign in history, and the initiator is Huanhuan.

As expected of being the top fire-pusher in the group, Mew often posts controversial things, such as why Groudon can't fly, why Reshiram looks like a female, the relationship between Rayquaza and Caterpillar, etc.

But in most cases, after it starts the fire, people just prepare peanuts, melon seeds and mineral water to watch the fun.

What is the popular star in Kanto?

However, the content it released this time was not to add fuel to the fire. It was serious about wanting to bring some legendary Pokémon to the Kanto region to play with, so it really made a serious guide. However, this guide does not do much harm to many Pokémon and is extremely insulting.

"[Group member "Pink Devil Embryo" initiates a private message to you] Do you accept it?"

Xiaozhi never thought that he would attract Mew's attention, so he immediately clicked the OK button.

He didn't know how powerful this dream that served as the guardian of the world tree was, and he didn't know how much it loved to play pranks.

He had no idea how clumsy his fingers were at the time. Why did he press the OK button?

Why can't I control my hands?

With Xiaozhi's confirmation completed, it was the first time that Mew chatted with a human.

"Hello, my name is Menghuan. Please give me your guidance."

This is a common trick, first showing weakness and then playing a prank on someone unexpectedly.

"I'm Xiaozhi, a trainer from Pallet Town. Please give me your guidance."

It was the first time that Xiaozhi met someone as polite as Mew, so he couldn't help but use formal words.

"Do you have any objection to the Pokémon rankings I have arranged?"

Mew is on the World Tree, with a pomelo in its mouth that it stole from another Pokémon using its Thief skill.

"Of course, I'm from Kanto, and the Pokémon in Kanto are all very smart. Except for Pidgeot, Arbok... Suicune and the like!"

Xiaozhi found that ever since he read the ranking of Menghuan's outrageous remarks, he seemed to have not refuted Menghuan's words.

"Are you from the Kanto region?"

Menghuan put down her own pomelo fruit:

"Then do you know the living habits of Kanto Pokémon?"

It's like the feeling of: So you're from the north, so you definitely know how to make dumplings.

No, people from Kanto can definitely understand the living habits of Kanto Pokémon? There are Joey and Junsa in every region, can anyone tell who is who?

"No, I just started traveling and I don't know many Pokémon yet."

Xiaozhi decisively admitted his shortcomings, but through his words, Meow suddenly confirmed one thing, this is a human being?

Many years ago, Menghuan remembered that it once played hide-and-seek with a human woman, and the human woman won.

According to the rules of the game, Dream fulfilled the human woman's wish:

The human woman wearing the oldest version of Team Rocket's blue elite uniform hopes that her daughter can grow up safely.

Because she beat Mew in hide-and-seek, Mew found a sealed Jirachi and helped her realize her wish.

Human, interesting.

This was something that Dream confirmed after the glacier incident. Now it has a human to play with, which is great!

"But I'm from Kanto too, how do I know that? People can't be generalized, right? I understand, I understand! You must be that useless trainer, for sure!"

After typing this paragraph, Menghuan took the opportunity to post a picture of a level 5 Snake defeating Pikachu:

"No way, no way. Is there really someone who can't beat a level 5 vine snake?"

"I'm furious!"

Xiaozhi was about to smash the system screen, but he couldn't refute Mew. It was true that he couldn't beat the level 5 Snake:

"One day I will defeat White Dragon Pat and become a Pokémon Master to show you!"

"But Reshiram's singles level is the worst in this group!"

Menghuan stabbed again, his voice was not loud, but it was particularly heartbreaking. Xiaozhi just felt like there were people walking and grass running around in his heart.

After feeling heartbroken, Xiaozhi suddenly looked at the netizen in front of him, and suddenly an idea flashed in his mind:

"Since you are stronger than White Dragon, let me ask you which Pokémon in the Kanto region is most adaptable to battles in different environments?"

"It's the Abo monster!"

Fantasy answer:

"There are more than 20 patterns on Arbok, and each pattern has different uses. It can play different roles such as intimidation, scaly, adaptability, acceleration, and sturdiness. It is the most suitable Pokémon for battle in the Kanto region. Six Arboks with different patterns, plus the passive and Arbok's original characteristics, are equivalent to a monster Pokémon with three characteristics."

Mew: Do you know Kanto Pokémon as well as I do?

Xiaozhi has figured it out! Just like him, Mew is really the king of Kanto Pokémon.

"Okay, now it's time for me to show my true colors!"

The super newbie is ready to make good use of this Kanto live illustration:

"What if Kentaro doesn't obey?"

"This is easier!"

This dreamy guardian of the world tree is quite knowledgeable:

"Many years ago there was a place called Washicui. The people there used slime balls to capture Pokémon. I also have a large secret manual that records the tactics and methods of the Washicui people. I'll send you a file someday if you want."

Xiaozhi and Xicui's despicable tactics: Today is another day to win the Pokémon battle without relying on Pokémon!

"last question!"

Xiaozhi was writing furiously at this moment. He was recording Menghuan's words, fearing that he would miss even a single word:

"How can we reasonably solve the problem that Pikachu can't use 100,000 volts at will?"

"Hahaha!"

Huanhuan pressed the keyboard and it made a meowing sound, and even a bunch of 2233 appeared on the keyboard.

"What's so funny?"

Xiaozhi has a hunch that Mew must have an idea to solve his current problem.

"No, I'm laughing at that Pikachu. Is he an idiot? Since a temporary 100,000 volts will harm the body, why don't you practice 10,000 volt attacks, or 1,000 volts, or 100 volts first? You can increase the power once you get used to it!"

Menghuan really has an idea. Xiaozhi, who was sitting next to the system, put down the pen in his hand: The problem that has been bothering him for so many days was solved so easily by Menghuan?

Could it be that Menghuan is really a genius!

I'm jealous of Dreamy's talent!

……

Nibi City, Nibi Gym.

This can be said to be where players' dreams begin. This gym has the noblest rock attribute of Pokémon and Brock, the first magic master in the Pokémon world.

The rock attribute is the noblest attribute of Pokémon, no doubt about it: Arceus was knocked unconscious by a meteorite, Necrozma was turned into a mother by a meteorite, Kyurem was turned into schizophrenia by a meteorite... So rock is the noblest attribute, the creator gods are weak to meteorites, let alone other Pokémon?

In addition, there are Pokémon that emerged from meteorites, such as Alien Deoxys and Promise.

I can only say, Meteorite God of War, you are so powerful!

As the leader of the Rock Gym, Xiaogang is the first magician in the Pokémon series to officially start a career:

In the HeartGold game, it is normal for a level 14 Onix to learn the level 15 bind.

His sturdy armored rhino is clearly magic!

It’s given by the alliance, so ordinary people should just ignore it, right?

Then why is it that when he was playing Pokémon in the game, the Rhyno he used to exchange was clearly the same one in the setting, but its characteristics became a lightning rod?

A ground-type Pokémon, why would I need a lightning rod? What use is this a hammer!

In the anime, this sturdy Magic Armored Rhinoceros was obtained by his younger brother. After causing trouble for the game players, he let his younger brother cause trouble for the newcomers in Kanto.

Xiaogang is so cruel!

The high-level trainers in the Pokémon world all have some tough skills. If you really go to the Pokémon world and talk to them about effort values, individual values, and fighting items, you really can't deal with these tough guys.

What kind of Pokémon are the eight world masters fighting against? Pikachu, who has more than 20 years of combat experience, Shiny Metagross with a maximum dodge rate, Charizard with the water storage property, Garchomp who can learn Dragon Dance, Dual Axe Warbrother who hits the ground to eliminate chaos, Gardevoir with maximum damage...

Believe that they can bring endless joy to their opponents.

Don't underestimate them... In the Pokémon world, they are as powerful as Ogre and Tendo.

Each Pokémon has its own strengths (Metallica with a max dodge rate), each has its own unique moves (Dragon Dance, Garchomp), their fighting spirit and endurance are amazing (Double Axe War Dragon can remove its own status), and their secret weapons will give the opponent an unexpected surprise! (10 million volts)

The eight people from the Eight Masters obviously all thought the same thing: the opponent's Pokémon must be illegal, but fortunately, I'm not bad either!

When the battle came, the group looked at each other and saw: Walking, grass! (A kind of Pokémon)

How can a Pokémon like you pass a urine test?

I just maxed out my dodge rate (damage), but what the hell is this 10 million volts (Super Saiyan 3 Garp) of yours?

However, in the end, none of these eight people reported anyone else. After all, everyone had a serious job, and it would not be good for anyone if the truth was found out.

Now, one of the Eight Masters (Eight Masters of Fierce Life), the future Pikachu master Xiaozhi, has come to his loyal Nibi City Gym, ready to start his own fierce life path from childhood.