Xiaozhi's Pokémon Pigeon

Hanako had a very good first impression of Xiaoxia, mainly because she felt that Xiaoxia could calm her son down.

Given Xiaozhi's personality, it cannot be said that there are no people who can suppress him, but it can be said that there are not many.

After Hanako confirmed that Satoshi was still as healthy as he was at home, she stopped repeating the words that told Satoshi not to take risks.

For Hanako, on the one hand, the ten-year-old Satoshi can be considered an adult legally, but on the other hand, in her heart, Satoshi will always be a reckless child.

Strange human nature always makes people do strange things.

Seeing Hanako and Misty chatting, Xiaozhi simply ignored himself and focused on brushing the flock of pigeons - the scene was similar to that of young people with nothing to do after returning home for the New Year and seeing a bunch of relatives coming over.

At this time, the pigeon system was rarely upgraded. In order to cater to the first large-scale event reported by Arceus, Arceus, who was also the group owner, programmer and dog backstage, rarely had a conscience and produced a large promotional video:

In the magma of a volcano somewhere in Hoenn, the God of Earth poked his head out of the lava, and thick volcanic ash covered the sky; correspondingly, in the deep ocean of Hoenn, the God of the Ocean raised huge waves, and for a moment the image was shrouded by the harsh ocean; and in the universe, a huge natural predator was rubbing his hands, as if he was ready to rush down and destroy everything at any time.

Although the competition is about the agency rights of the Kalos region, there is not a single Kalos native Pokémon in the promotional video.

This principle is the same as the title of this novel - life? It is true and false, false and true, all of which are "ice tea with a drop of water".

But Arceus' promotional video doesn't even have pictures of Yveltal, Xerneas, and Ziggrud. This is more than just a promotional fraud!

Don’t you want to sell “Pokémon Legends AZ”?

It’s just that Xiaozhi has never been to the Kalos region, and he doesn’t know that there is something called movie special effects in this world.

As far as Xiaozhi knows, videos cannot be modified, so Arceus' promotional images are all real - in the volcano, there is a moving disaster carrying a large amount of magma, and even its breathing can destroy the forest; in the ocean, there is the fear of calling the wind and rain and causing tsunamis; and in the universe, there are monsters that are eyeing the world covetously, majestically, and caressing the world in their hands.

Although the pictures are for reference only, please refer to the actual product.

But in this video that looks like a promotional video for the Hoenn region, the three Pokémon are so powerful that Xiaozhi breaks out in a cold sweat. It feels like seeing Lugia destroy Golden City with one shot:

Moving stars and changing constellations is a common thing, and walking on the sea and climbing mountains is possible!

What is a true god? This is completely different from Mewtwo's supreme realm of mere power. Time has turned into combat experience and even integrated into the bones and blood.

Just moving would result in the road being filled with lava, huge waves, and howling winds.

If there is no such divine power, how can one be called a god?

That Lugia destroyed Golden City, but that was only the limit of Golden City, not the limit of Lugia.

Haven't you heard that there are countless heroes in the world, and among them there are many talented people? If you keep indulging in the achievements you have made, you will not make any progress.

"Decided!"

Just by watching the Hoenn promotional video edited by Arceus, Xiaozhi's blood was boiling:

The land immortals are not the end of the battle, and Mewtwo’s supreme realm is nothing but an ant seeing the sky.

Behind the sea, there is an even vaster sea; beyond the mountains, there are even higher mountains.

"I want to become stronger with my Pokémon."

Xiaozhi made up his mind that it was short-sighted to regard Pokémon trainers as his enemies. The real strong ones have to fight against the heavens, the earth, and the gods.

But for now, let’s just watch the opening ceremony of King of Carlos.

At this time, the pigeon system was transformed into a live broadcast room, and the best camera positions in the live broadcast room were all focused on the two "trainers" who were fighting each other - the opening exhibition match of the King of Kalos, Necrozma versus Dialga.

〖Travel anchor Daye and travel anchor Xixi are now online!〗

Along with the prompt sound of the pigeon system, Xiaozhi realized that the brother Xixi he knew seemed to have become a host.

There was no way. Xixi took too many detours and failed to hatch any suitable subordinates for the competition.

Before the final registration, Lugia contacted Ho-Oh: Would you like to be the anchor?

Lugia didn't want to take part in this kind of competition. He had children and his own lives. He couldn't accept new things, let alone let his own sons fight electronic crickets like Arceus.

But how do you say something?

“I’m not participating” does not mean “I’m not joining the competition”.

Lugia took the initiative to take on the commentary of the event. As the wanderer who represents the ocean current in the group, where in the world can he not go? In addition, because the Phoenix King represents the air current, he became the second choice for the anchor.

The door gods on the left and right of Yuanzhu Tower, Xixi and the big goose, have become one again after a hundred years.

"Xixi, long time no see. How many days ago was the last time we met?"

Before the game started, the two anchors broadcasting the event started chatting.

I don't know if Arceus did it on purpose, but the RPG system has undergone a large-scale update, and the only thing that is out of sync with the screen is the avatar display.

Everyone in the group now has a black avatar, and this has not been fixed.

It seems that after updating the pigeon server, Arceus just replaced the potato server with a pear one.

But it doesn’t matter, the important thing is to have fun and be creative.

"A few days ago, I remember you told me that you were going to the Orange Islands. We haven't been in touch since then."

At this moment, the flock of meat pigeons had no high and mighty god of ocean currents and god of atmosphere, but only two bad friends named Xixi and Daye.

On the left is Yuchi Xixi, the "Door God of Yuanzhu Pagoda", and on the right is Qin Daye, the "Door God of Yuanzhu Pagoda".

"Why are you out of touch? Are you so happy being the 'God of the Sea'?"

On the way to the World Tree, Xixi temporarily found a tree as their own commentary platform. They communicated in Pokémon language, but the built-in translation function of the Pokémon system was too powerful.

Until now, Ash didn't realize that he had joined a Pokémon group where none of the other Pokémon were human except himself.

"You said that. Of course I am happy to be the God of the Sea. After all, the term 'Sea King' is not enough to describe my charm. This morning, I got up and threw my dreamy son into the water, then took a photo of him on the surface of the water. Guess what?"

At this time, Lugia also found a rock as a temporary foothold. Although this Lugia is different from other Lugia and can control its passive ability of rain, in order not to damage the ecological environment, Lugia dare not go out for long.

"What's wrong?"

Feng Wang asked.

“I found that I am handsome again!”

Lugia said to Ho-Oh in a very serious tone:

"Look at our white feathers, they are all brands - Baleno!

I am not like some bird who has been single for hundreds of thousands of years and wears colorful clothes. As a father of more than 30 children, I have style!"

Lugia used "Bird Attack" and the effect was outstanding.